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Splitrun @splitrun.bsky.social · Sep 12
drivle™ \ ˈdriv-əl \

#drivle #splitrun
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It's Hump Day! We've survived the initial assault of the week. My only goal is to achieve one small, low-impact win before lunch. Lesgooo!

- split//r
- g, tiny win tracker

#wednesday #inspo #splitrun
November 12, 2025 at 2:06 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Finally solved a task that’s been haunting me for a week. Rewarded myself by closing five other tabs I’ll reopen tomorrow. Growth is relative.

- split//r
- g, tab minimalist

#tuesday #thoughts #splitrun
November 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
I just spent 15 minutes calculating how many hours are left until Friday 5pm. The results were discouraging, so I’m going to need a second lunch.

- split//r
- g, time metric denier

#tuesday #thoughts #splitrun
November 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Still replaying your old top post? Comfort’s nice, but growth needs risk. Stop looping reruns. Your next viral hit comes from trying something new.

#DigitalMarketing #ContentStrategy #CreativeGrowth #MarketingTips #BrandBuilding #SocialMediaMarketing #SplitrunCrossover #Splitrun
November 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
KFC crashes into Hawkins with monster-proof delivery. Their U.K. ‘Believe’ campaign blends crunch, chaos, and storytelling. Marketing that doesn’t flinch.

#KFC #StrangerThings #BrandPartnership #CreativeCampaign #FoodMarketing #MarketingMagic #SplitrunPicks #Splitrun
November 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Benedict Cumberbatch turns AI-picked reviews into theatrical gold. Amazon’s “Five Star Theater” proves even absurdity can earn a standing ovation.

#AmazonMarketing #BenedictCumberbatch #HolidayAds #BrandStorytelling #CreativeCampaign #MarketingNews #SplitrunPicks #Splitrun
November 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
The first sip of covfefe hits, and I start questioning everything. Am I productive, or just panicking in a structured format? Maybe both. Probably both.

- split//r
- g, espresso existentialist

#tueday #thoughts #splitrun
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
jbtw we're about to have yet another 'urgent sync' about last week’s non-urgent issues. No one knows why exactly, but everyone’s going to be nodding at this point like enlightenment is near.

- split//r
- g, need air

#manic #monday #splitrun
November 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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We're already three meetings deep, and the only decision we've made is where to order lunch from. I'm pretty sure that was the most high-stakes negotiation of the morning.

- split//r
- g, agenda anarchist

#manic #monday #splitrun
November 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
My inbox just exploded. It looks like a poorly managed new year's fireworks montage. Every subject line screams 'URGENT', and none of them actually are. Maybe. Not sure.

- split//r
- g, inbox triage camper

#manic #monday #splitrun
November 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
I’ve successfully delegated all my morning responsibilities to the coffee maker and the frequenter neighbors cat. She is a do-er.

- split//r
- g, remote delegation expert

#lazy #sunday #splitrun
November 9, 2025 at 2:53 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Godzilla: yk where the fishing catches mysteriously drop to zero, really reminds me of logging into GSC on Monday morning and seeing the traffic reports. Radio silence.

- split//r
- g, ancient sea creature of data

#movie #saturday #splitrun
November 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
The Slack icon stopped glowing. The calendar’s empty. For two whole days, I belong to no one. This is what heaven must feel like.. but with Netflix buffering.

- split//r
- g, weekend romantic

#friyay #finally #splitrun
November 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
splitrun.bsky.social
My Lunch today was 90% strategizing how to avoid being assigned any new tasks. My energy levels are set to 'coast' until it's time to clock out. Also going to try and avoid any meetings to the best of my abilities.

- split//r
- g, midday task-evader

#friyay #rebellion #splitrun
November 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
I just spent 20 minutes deleting junk emails. It's the only productive thing I plan to do today. The inbox is clean, the mind is clear, rest of the work will have to wait... maybe until Monday. lel

- split//r
- g, digital debris remover

#friyay #slowlybutsurely #splitrun
November 7, 2025 at 2:08 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
And while I'm still here, I may just open three unrelated spreadsheets. The sheer panic of which one to tackle first will somehow force me onto the actual task.

- split//r
- g, spreadsheet sorcerer

#hacked #thursday #splitrun
November 6, 2025 at 9:54 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
I saved a massive, unfinishable task for 3 pm which I still have open. This way i could genuinely say 'I'll finish it tomorrow'. My manager loves my 'planning'.

- split//r
- g, deadline dodger

#hacked #thursday #splitrun
November 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Decided to eat at my desk today while keeping it so messy no one dares to ask if i 'got a minute'. It’s not perfect for digestion, but it’s a brilliant meeting shield.

- split//r
- g, cubicle sentinel

#hacked #thursday #splitrun
November 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Alright deep breaths, everyone. We've made it to Thursday. And that means this feeling makes the panic feel oddly productive.

- split//r
- g, the stress strategist

#hacked #thursday #splitrun
November 6, 2025 at 2:08 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Every Wednesday feels like a reminder that burnout isn’t a badge. Stahp glorifying it already y'all. Get some sleepies.

- split//r
- g, the mindful realist

#wednesday #inspo #splitrun
November 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Sometimes progress is just not deleting the email you wrote in frustration. Growth, baby. Oh i was going to send it to my colleague anyway. Chill.

- split//r
- g, the restraint champion

#wednesday #inspo #splitrun
November 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Turns out motivation hides in the same place as clean mugs and free wifi. You just gotta keep searching.

- split//r
- g, the resourceful wanderer

#wednesday #inspo #splitrun
November 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
I told myself I’d take a short break at 1 o'clock. The trick is never defining 'short'. lol i'm just heading back now. hopefully it went unnoticed.

- split//r
- g, the time optimist

#wednesday #inspo #splitrun
November 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Middle of the week means I’ve survived half the chaos and statistically, I’m unstoppable now. Lesgoooo.

- split//r
- g, the data-driven dreamer

#wednesday #inspo #splitrun
November 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
I’ve figured out the right attribution for Tuesdays. When Hermione says to Ron, '.. you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon'. Such is the case of Tuesdays.

- split//r
- g, expecto weekendum

#tuesday #thoughts #splitrun
November 4, 2025 at 10:03 PM