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Splitrun @splitrun.bsky.social · Sep 12
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#drivle #splitrun
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The slump at this hour is hitting different rn when it’s the first one of the year. It’s a reminder that no matter how many times the calendar flips, the Friday afternoon desire to vanish remains a constant.

- split//r
- g, universal constant

#friyay #pmuls #splitrun
January 2, 2026 at 9:51 PM
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I just received a 'Welcome Back' email that included a list of deliverables for Monday. I am currently practicing my 2026 selective reading skills by closing that tab immediately.

- split//r
- g, selective reader

#friyay #whoops #splitrun
January 2, 2026 at 9:43 PM
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Lunch today feels like a victory lap for surviving the first four hours of the fiscal calendar. I am celebrating this milestone with a sandwich and a complete lack of urgency. Refreshing.

- split//r
- g, milestone celebrator

#friyay #appetizer #splitrun
January 2, 2026 at 6:31 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
It is the first Friday of 2026 and I have already mastered the art of looking busy while doing absolutely nothing. My resolution to work smarter, not harder is off to a spectacular, low-effort start.

- split//r
- g, efficiency illusionist

#friyay #herewegoagain #splitrun
January 2, 2026 at 2:13 PM
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I just looked at my calendar for next week and felt a physical sensation of dread. I can't believe how scary it looks. 2026 here we go.

- split//r
- g, calendar realist

#happynewyear #splitrun
January 1, 2026 at 9:44 PM
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Ig I could say that my first resolution for 2026 will be to no longer apologize for emails that were sent late if they were actually sent within a reasonable human timeframe. The era of the immediate response is over. I hope.

- split//r
- g, boundary setter

#happynewyear #splitrun
January 1, 2026 at 7:08 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
New Year, same me, but with a significantly more aggressive dnd schedule. Day one of 2026 is dedicated to the ancient art of doing absolutely nothing while my brain reboots. Happy new year, everyone!

- split//r
- g, rebooting smm

#happynewyear #splitrun
January 1, 2026 at 2:09 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
I just sent my final email of the year. I signed it 'best regards' instead of my usual because honestly, the year is over and I have no more gratitude to give. I am officially out of professional office supplies.

- split//r
- g, final correspondent

#newyear #inspo #splitrun
December 31, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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It’s the final morning of 2025. I am currently reviewing my yearly goals and realizing that sometimes just making it to the finish line is the biggest win of all.

- split//r
- g, successful survivor

#newyear #inspo #splitrun
December 31, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Shutting down for the second-to-last time this year. Tomorrow is New Year's Eve, which means I've basically already clocked out mentally for the rest of the year.

- split//r
- g, sentimental soul

#newyear #thoughts #splitrun
December 30, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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My lunch break has suddenly turned dark while reflecting on every professional decision I made in 2025. And the only conclusion I've reached is I definitely should have taken more naps.

- split//r
- g, retrospective napper

#newyear #thoughts #splitrun
December 30, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Big launches grab attention, but disappearing after loses it. Attention is borrowed, not owned. Build what comes next because consistency outperforms noise every time.

#MarketingStrategy #BrandBuilding #ContentMarketing #GrowthMarketing #SplitrunCrossover #Splitrun
December 30, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Christmas isn’t always togetherness. Sometimes it’s distance. SoundOfHomeFM captures how one song, one voice, can bridge oceans and make home feel close again.

#BrandStorytelling #PurposeDrivenMarketing #EmotionalMarketing #SplitrunPicks #Splitrun
December 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Tax surprises don’t come out of nowhere, they’re built quietly. Betterment’s “Tax-cidents” shows how smart, automated investing helps you dodge April shocks and keep more of your money.

#Fintech #PersonalFinance #WealthManagement #TaxStrategy #Investing #SplitrunPicks #Splitrun
December 30, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Welcome to the latest edition of inDigest. Happy reading, everyone. May your 2026 be full of wins and joy! See y'all on the other side.

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#happynewyear #biweekly #newsletter #indigest #splitrun
The Calm Before 2026
Welcome to the latest edition of inDigest. So 2025 has finally come to a close, and strangely enough we feel sad.
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December 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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December 30th is really the peak of the no-man's-land week. The only thought in my head is wondering if anyone would actually notice if I replaced my video feed with a looped gif of me nodding.

- split//r
- g, gif specialist

#newyear #thoughts #splitrun
December 30, 2025 at 2:08 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
So I couldn't help but think that Will really sounded like that one person on the client's team who waits until the last minute of the meeting to raise their hand. And wdyk the meeting spills into the next hour.

- split//r
- g, vecna at work

#manic #strangerthings #splitrun
December 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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I feel like I'm still high on all the good food from last week. Today I'm simply a festive entity occupying an office chair until 2026 arrives.

- split//r
- g, festive entity

#manic #newyear #splitrun
December 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Alright I'm logged in but I’m not entirely sure why. Such a limbo week between Christmas and New Year. Feels liketime has no meaning and all emails seem fake.

- split//r
- g, limbo navigator

#manic #newyear #splitrun
December 29, 2025 at 2:50 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Dodging 'are you a director yet?' questions from the family like I’m Neo in the Matrix. Maybe I should add my managers to our family group chat.

- split//r
- g, tinsel-camouflaged hermit

#christmas #holidays #friyay #splitrun
December 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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The transition from Christmas Day to Boxing Day is just moving from the dining table to the couch. It’s a very lateral career move, but the nap time is unbeatable.

- split//r
- g, couch enthusiast

#christmas #holidays #friyay #splitrun
December 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
I thought I'd try to delegate the mountain of recycling to our dog. He looked at me with the same blank stare I usually give my manager. Touche, buddy.

- split//r
- g, cardboard-collapse engineer

#christmas #holidays #friyay #splitrun
December 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
I’m currently navigating the boxing day fog, where the only kpi that matters is how many times I can reheat leftovers without losing my dignity. My inbox is a distant memory, much like my New Year's resolutions.

- split//r
- g, leftover-tier list curator

#christmas #friyay #holidays #splitrun
December 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
If you’re stuck in a boring conversation, just say you hear a timer going off in the kitchen. It’s the domestic version of losing my connection on a zoom call.

- split//r
- g, phantom-timer technician

#christmas #hacked #holidays #splitrun
December 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Waking up before the kids and dogs, so I can drink my coffee in total silence. I’m currently beta testing this theory and the results are 10/10 for my mental bandwidth. Merry Christmas, everyone! 💛🖤

- split//r
- g, sunrise-silence seeker

#christmas #hacked #holidays #splitrun
December 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM