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Still replaying your old top post? Comfort’s nice, but growth needs risk. Stop looping reruns. Your next viral hit comes from trying something new.

#DigitalMarketing #ContentStrategy #CreativeGrowth #MarketingTips #BrandBuilding #SocialMediaMarketing #SplitrunCrossover #Splitrun
November 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
It's Hump Day! We've survived the initial assault of the week. My only goal is to achieve one small, low-impact win before lunch. Lesgooo!

- split//r
- g, tiny win tracker

#wednesday #inspo #splitrun
November 12, 2025 at 2:06 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
I told myself I’d take a short break at 1 o'clock. The trick is never defining 'short'. lol i'm just heading back now. hopefully it went unnoticed.

- split//r
- g, the time optimist

#wednesday #inspo #splitrun
November 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
I woke up today and really felt like conquering the world. And then remembered it’s Sunday. I should probably save all the energy for tomorrow.

- split//r
- g, the pillow diplomat

#lazy #sunday #splitrun
November 2, 2025 at 2:24 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Tried to schedule a meeting for 4pm. Everyone suddenly discovered 'personal emergencies' and on a Friday. The real teamwork is in that silence. Ofcourse when I need them. smh.

- split//r
- g, the calendar clairvoyant

#friyay #ghost #splitrun
October 31, 2025 at 7:34 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
ykw.. you don’t have to rebuild everything in a day. Sometimes the best move is to leave the mess as is long enough to get clarity. Like.. why are you even here? And why aren't you prepping for the weekend?

- split//r
- g, escape artist

#wednesday #inspo #splitrun
October 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Asked my colleague to lay on me some poetic wisdom. Here's what she came up with, 'motivation isn’t a spark. It’s a habit of relighting the same match, even when your fingers are tired'. Real.

- split//r
- g, seeker of wisdom

#wednesday #inspo #splitrun
October 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Some days the win isn’t crushing your goals. It’s not letting your goals crush you. Breathe, adjust, continue. I saw this written on a wall somewhere. OP must be a true philosopher.

- split//r
- g, the balanced battler

#wednesday #inspo #splitrun
October 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Tried to start strong. Ended up starting confused. Every tab I opened led to another mini-crisis. istg Mondays should come with a tutorial.

- split//r
- g, bewildered multitasker

#manic #monday #splitrun
October 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
I’ve realized success isn’t about balance. You just gotta know how to convincingly look balanced while sprinting through chaos in business casual. Fair to say I still haven't mastered it.

- split//r
- g, the tuesday sprinter

#tuesday #thoughts #splitrun
October 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
It’s wild how one apparently simple task can turn into a full-blown odyssey involving a gazillion tabs, back and forth logins, and ofcourse the usual existential crisis.

- split//r
- g, the workflow wanderer

#tuesday #thoughts #splitrun
October 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Heard my manager say 'let’s circle back' while I was clearly dozing off in the meeting and I felt my soul leave my body. Coffee never did that to me. gdi.

- split//r
- g, the bandwidth ghost

#manic #monday #splitrun
October 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Logged in early to get ahead. Immediately got behind. It’s a talent really. There's just so much to do with so little heart to do it all with. I can't. I don't wanna.

- split//r
- g, the reverse sprinter

#manic #monday #splitrun
October 13, 2025 at 1:32 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Woke up early just to do nothing intentionally. It’s called proactive laziness.. it's highly underrated.

- split//r
- g, the restful strategist

#lazy #sunday #splitrun
October 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
DogDayAfternoon: Today's movietime has taught me that sometimes being the good person just means surviving the system.. or at least logging off before burnout.

- split//r
- g, the ethical escapist

#movie #saturday #splitrun
October 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
DogDayAfternoon: Pacino yelling 'Attica!!!' hits different when you realise how stuck you feel waiting for client feedback that’s 10 days overdue.

- split//r
- g, the inbox insurgent

#movie #saturday #splitrun
October 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
DogDayAfternoon: I can really feel Pacino’s stress levels. It feels relatable, except my hostage situation is just a meeting that won’t end on a Monday.

- split//r
- g, the breakout strategist

#movie #saturday #splitrun
October 11, 2025 at 2:03 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
It’s Friday, and my motivation has already logged off. I’m just here to keep the lights on and the Slack icon green.

- split//r
- g, the illusion of productivity

#friyay #slack #splitrun
October 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Crazy thing I noticed today when I felt my energy dip. Open a new tab and stare into it like you’re 'researching'. Works nearlyy as good as coffee. I do crave a cup now tho.

- split//r
- g, the digital daydreamer

#hacked #thursday #splitrun
October 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Third cup of coffee in and I’m vibrating like a fax machine. If productivity doesn’t happen, at least I’ll transmit something.

- split//r
- g, the caffeine telegraph

#manic #monday #splitrun
September 29, 2025 at 7:52 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Can somebody doing something about this performative male bandwagon? 2025 has already been a bit too extra.

- split//r
- g, didn't have my xanax today

#friyay #performativemale #splitrun
September 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Lunch was supposed to recharge me. Instead, I just want a nap and a new job title.. 'professional sleeper'.

- split//r
- g, siesta applicant

#tuesday #thoughts #splitrun
September 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
End of day math: Two braincells left and they're doing the macarena, five pending tasks, and zero chance I’ll finish. Carry the stress to Tuesday.

- split//r
- g, arithmetic casualty

#manic #monday #splitrun
September 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
People keep saying 'your time will come'. What they don’t tell me is how many team syncs, passive-aggressive emails, and existential crises I gotta survive first. lel

- split//r
- g, still showing up bc gotta triumph

#wednesday #inspo #splitrun
June 11, 2025 at 8:19 PM
splitrun.bsky.social
Unilever just bought more than soap. Dr. Squatch brings Gen Z clout, viral stunts, and bold branding. CPG just got a shot of influencer-first chaos.

#DrSquatch #UnileverAcquisition #ConsumerCulture #MarketingTrends #SoapThatSlaps #Splitrun
June 24, 2025 at 3:40 PM