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· May 9
Here is my true TNG rewatch thread. No skipped episodes. Even the cringe ones. It’s been too long
Jon Anderson and his stupid beautiful angelic voice
February 12, 2026 at 6:46 AM
Jon Anderson and his stupid beautiful angelic voice
idk what my number one FAVORITE album of all time is but close to the edge like the album that feels most personal to me
February 12, 2026 at 5:56 AM
idk what my number one FAVORITE album of all time is but close to the edge like the album that feels most personal to me
i'm supposed to love youuuuuwoawoawoa
February 12, 2026 at 5:25 AM
i'm supposed to love youuuuuwoawoawoa
History is kind of insane like what the hell. people were the exact same thousands of years ago? and we know this. because they wrote things down about their lives. ??????? ???
February 12, 2026 at 3:34 AM
History is kind of insane like what the hell. people were the exact same thousands of years ago? and we know this. because they wrote things down about their lives. ??????? ???
It’s really baseball szn again I thought they would forget all about it and we wouldn’t get any more baseball
February 12, 2026 at 1:41 AM
It’s really baseball szn again I thought they would forget all about it and we wouldn’t get any more baseball
I kinda fuckin knew that the Epstein files shit was just gonna be taken as carte blanche by some pos “”leftists”” to act as antisemitic as they like but it is still really disheartening to see it play out
February 12, 2026 at 12:55 AM
I kinda fuckin knew that the Epstein files shit was just gonna be taken as carte blanche by some pos “”leftists”” to act as antisemitic as they like but it is still really disheartening to see it play out
Millennial hipsters were kinda right about everything I love IPAs and kale
February 12, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Millennial hipsters were kinda right about everything I love IPAs and kale
Thinking about the time I was invited to go on a road trip with two other people and they made a gc and saw the exchange "how far away is (destination)?" "80 miles" "Ok so if gas is like 2.50 a gallon it'll cost like 200 bucks to get there"
February 11, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Thinking about the time I was invited to go on a road trip with two other people and they made a gc and saw the exchange "how far away is (destination)?" "80 miles" "Ok so if gas is like 2.50 a gallon it'll cost like 200 bucks to get there"
baseball is so back
Zack Wheeler kept the rib that was removed to correct his thoracic outlet syndrome. It’s in his closet. He is happy with his progress. Orion Kerkering has a Grade 1 hamstring strain. He’ll be a little behind. So will Michael Mercado (shoulder) and Dan Robert (cardiovascular).
February 11, 2026 at 5:57 PM
baseball is so back
Ik Myles Garrett’s entire job is to tackle grown men to the ground and is really scary on the field but he has such kind eyes and a cute smile
February 11, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Ik Myles Garrett’s entire job is to tackle grown men to the ground and is really scary on the field but he has such kind eyes and a cute smile
Zagreus is a really good protagonist. Guy who endlessly throws himself into a meat grinder bc he loves his momma
February 11, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Zagreus is a really good protagonist. Guy who endlessly throws himself into a meat grinder bc he loves his momma
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February 10, 2026 at 11:07 PM
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I love when Telemachus is meeting with Menelaus and Helen and they're both like dude this sounds crazy but you know who you look like? You look EXACTLY like Odysseus's kid. The one with the dead dad? The guy whose dad left him as a baby and then fucking died? Until he starts crying
February 10, 2026 at 7:01 PM
I love when Telemachus is meeting with Menelaus and Helen and they're both like dude this sounds crazy but you know who you look like? You look EXACTLY like Odysseus's kid. The one with the dead dad? The guy whose dad left him as a baby and then fucking died? Until he starts crying
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Why in gods name did I drop 50 bucks on p3r
February 10, 2026 at 6:54 AM
Why in gods name did I drop 50 bucks on p3r
Guy reading The Odyssey who just accepts that a lot of it is set in Upstate New York
February 10, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Guy reading The Odyssey who just accepts that a lot of it is set in Upstate New York
I would like to thank the Jewish people for the word tchotchke it’s a very useful term
February 10, 2026 at 4:32 AM
I would like to thank the Jewish people for the word tchotchke it’s a very useful term
they fucked up his sandwich forever
February 10, 2026 at 12:40 AM
they fucked up his sandwich forever
Might have to put off reuniting achilles with his gay lover because patroclus comes in so fucking clutch at the end of elysium I kinda need him there
February 9, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Might have to put off reuniting achilles with his gay lover because patroclus comes in so fucking clutch at the end of elysium I kinda need him there
The whole like “the way we protect kids online is by making it so everyone has to upload their dna sequence and ssn to a gaming voice chat company” approach is so like. I mean obviously these people don’t care about children but it’s so infuriatingly off from how kids actually get hurt online lol
February 9, 2026 at 9:52 PM
The whole like “the way we protect kids online is by making it so everyone has to upload their dna sequence and ssn to a gaming voice chat company” approach is so like. I mean obviously these people don’t care about children but it’s so infuriatingly off from how kids actually get hurt online lol