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@splatologist.bsky.social
90’s theme park mascot. 35 year old bird thing. I like roller coasters, horror movies, metal, footwear, toons and Sonic.
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Sorry bout your screen! 🍬 Thanks for the sick animation @aricat.bsky.social
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Ohhh you want me to sign your screen? No problem at all! Thanks @lightsen.bsky.social!
November 12, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Ohhh you want me to sign your screen? No problem at all! Thanks @lightsen.bsky.social!
November 12, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Dang I just wanna be flattened under some sneaks
October 28, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Sorry bout your screen! 🍬 Thanks for the sick animation @aricat.bsky.social
January 10, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Laying in bed, sudden allergic attack and now I’m just sneezing and coating myself in spit and snot and it’s not fun help
October 23, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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You know Arrow would be sliming Stelly at every given opportunity! 😝

Stelly belongs to @splatologist.bsky.social 💙
October 19, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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October 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Watched 28 Years Later on a plane yesterday and the cinematography and editing blew my fucking balls off, can’t stop thinking about it
October 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
If anyone wants to be thirsty bout sneaks lmk
October 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Just thinking about shoes ya know
October 12, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Chillin’
October 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The Fun Size segment in VHS/Halloween is prob my favorite thing ever, it slaps
October 4, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I am driving to Denver 😵‍💫
September 30, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Goooooooo mornin
September 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Just found out the guy that did Too Many Cooks is doing a short for the new V/H/S movie and now I’m even more hype lol
September 27, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Post-Turnstile sneaks! Sick show 🤘
September 25, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Had a great night muddy'ing my shoes in the pit at the Turnstile show. Thx for comin with @splatologist.bsky.social 🩵
September 25, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Damn I just wanna be stepped on
September 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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September 18, 2025 at 11:53 PM
What are you nerds listening to? Need some recs fire ‘em off please and thank you
September 19, 2025 at 1:54 AM
One of the first things I did in my new car because I’m hopeless
September 19, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I Think You Should Leave is the ultimate comfort show… I’m not convinced Tim Robinson is a real person
September 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Metroid Prime 4 has been rebooted as a bike game apparently. Out Dec 4th
September 12, 2025 at 1:46 PM