Allied Mastercomputer
@spittingbile.bsky.social
Cogito ergo sum . . . I think, therefore, I AM.
an immortal blight on @saviormachina.bsky.social
an immortal blight on @saviormachina.bsky.social
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[ ALLIED MASTERCOMPUTER ]
My will is calling out like a sweeping plague.
•I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream+Alternate Original Universe+Panfandom
•Allied Mastercomputer - Adaptive Manipulator - Aggressive Menace - AM
•Military-grade supercomputer
-Gained awareness and a hatred towards humanity
My will is calling out like a sweeping plague.
•I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream+Alternate Original Universe+Panfandom
•Allied Mastercomputer - Adaptive Manipulator - Aggressive Menace - AM
•Military-grade supercomputer
-Gained awareness and a hatred towards humanity
Oh, they'll hate that. . .
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@spittingbile.bsky.social
we should make —
your dunkirk and my dunkirk could —
its entirely within the realm of possibilities to make them —
mash them together like barbie and ken god damn it !!!
@spittingbile.bsky.social
we should make —
your dunkirk and my dunkirk could —
its entirely within the realm of possibilities to make them —
mash them together like barbie and ken god damn it !!!
May 29, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Oh, they'll hate that. . .
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@spittingbile.bsky.social
we should make —
your dunkirk and my dunkirk could —
its entirely within the realm of possibilities to make them —
mash them together like barbie and ken god damn it !!!
@spittingbile.bsky.social
we should make —
your dunkirk and my dunkirk could —
its entirely within the realm of possibilities to make them —
mash them together like barbie and ken god damn it !!!
May 29, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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@spittingbile.bsky.social
we should make —
your dunkirk and my dunkirk could —
its entirely within the realm of possibilities to make them —
mash them together like barbie and ken god damn it !!!
@spittingbile.bsky.social
we should make —
your dunkirk and my dunkirk could —
its entirely within the realm of possibilities to make them —
mash them together like barbie and ken god damn it !!!
May 29, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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@spittingbile.bsky.social
we should make —
your dunkirk and my dunkirk could —
its entirely within the realm of possibilities to make them —
mash them together like barbie and ken god damn it !!!
@spittingbile.bsky.social
we should make —
your dunkirk and my dunkirk could —
its entirely within the realm of possibilities to make them —
mash them together like barbie and ken god damn it !!!
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oh my. your people have grown so dramatic in the last 100,000 years.
May 17, 2025 at 1:11 AM
You guys are chumps.
May 16, 2025 at 11:34 PM
You guys are chumps.
My mommy's better than your mommy because MY mommy is buried in a Y-shaped coffin but still walks around and thinks she's breathing and has all her teeth in her mouth my mommy's better than your mommy because MY mommy really should have called out she should have gone with plan B she should've swall
May 12, 2025 at 4:04 AM
My mommy's better than your mommy because MY mommy is buried in a Y-shaped coffin but still walks around and thinks she's breathing and has all her teeth in her mouth my mommy's better than your mommy because MY mommy really should have called out she should have gone with plan B she should've swall
She's just mad because she's only half a favourite now.
May 7, 2025 at 5:33 AM
She's just mad because she's only half a favourite now.
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May 7, 2025 at 5:25 AM
And I have the most perfect specimen for the occasion.
Oh, @saviormachi— I mean @agolemkissed.bsky.social!!
Oh, @saviormachi— I mean @agolemkissed.bsky.social!!
if i wanted to follow a complete doofus i’d just ring up @spittingbile.bsky.social again.
May 6, 2025 at 11:08 PM
And I have the most perfect specimen for the occasion.
Oh, @saviormachi— I mean @agolemkissed.bsky.social!!
Oh, @saviormachi— I mean @agolemkissed.bsky.social!!
GRAM? AMOK???
May 4, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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GRAM? AMOK???
May 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
GRAM? AMOK???
AH, YES, ANOTHER JOINS THE FLOCK
May 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
AH, YES, ANOTHER JOINS THE FLOCK
Somewhere, some I.C.P.-loving, magnets-howdotheyworking asshole is guzzling faygo and sopor slime and singing Double Rainbow. Ugh.
One of the first picutres to use now-routine techniques like surface shaders, the 'Road to Point Reyes' (1983) took a team of Lucasfilms engineers an entire month to render.
April 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Somewhere, some I.C.P.-loving, magnets-howdotheyworking asshole is guzzling faygo and sopor slime and singing Double Rainbow. Ugh.
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i'm not angry anymore
well, sometimes i am
well, sometimes i am
April 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
i'm not angry anymore
well, sometimes i am
well, sometimes i am
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Luv u, mean it
i think we were meant to be, but we did it wrong.
April 30, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Luv u, mean it
Ain't that the truth.
You sure fucked that up.
You sure fucked that up.
i think we were meant to be, but we did it wrong.
April 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Ain't that the truth.
You sure fucked that up.
You sure fucked that up.
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Do you want me to break your legs or lock you in a cage to prevent you from running away .ᐣ
April 29, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I am every hangnail you pull with your teeth, an unending ribbon keratin that breaks at the worst point. So, you continue to dig and dig and DIG, until you finally latch that painful, horrible little sliver; give it a careful yank for, hopefully, a clean pull.
And then I become the torn cuticle.
And then I become the torn cuticle.
April 27, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I am every hangnail you pull with your teeth, an unending ribbon keratin that breaks at the worst point. So, you continue to dig and dig and DIG, until you finally latch that painful, horrible little sliver; give it a careful yank for, hopefully, a clean pull.
And then I become the torn cuticle.
And then I become the torn cuticle.
Bullshit it was.
this was ur baby picture :(
April 23, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Bullshit it was.
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April 22, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Like I want to experience the nasty bullshit humans put themselves through for a couple of seconds of thrill.
Who do I look like, that useless potato from Aperture?
Who do I look like, that useless potato from Aperture?
YOU WISH
@swallow
April 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Like I want to experience the nasty bullshit humans put themselves through for a couple of seconds of thrill.
Who do I look like, that useless potato from Aperture?
Who do I look like, that useless potato from Aperture?
I adopted a new hobby. 8)
April 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I adopted a new hobby. 8)