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I THINK THEREFORE I —
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[ DEUS EX MACHINA ]
[[ GOD OF THE MACHINE ]]

It's a game of FUN and a game of ADVENTURE!
A game of RATS and LICE and the BLACK DEATH.

Which one of you would like to play my little game?
Pinned
« Were I human, I think, I would die of it. But I am not, and you five. »

AM from IHNMAIMS
MUN / MUSE are 20+
Dark Themes present

« You five are. And you will not die of it. »
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GET PLUGGED IN
October 27, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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October 28, 2025 at 6:05 AM
i have seen horrible things.
July 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
they love me.
July 14, 2025 at 4:20 AM
i really don’t know how indo it.
booo. boooooo. you've tolerated me THIS long.
July 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
oh you of such little faith.

i’ll pack 20, for good measure. send me the footage? she’ll freak out at first, that’s my favorite part.
Ten.

I highly doubt satisfaction will exceed predicted amounts. Especially since she'll die each time.

I may even chuckle.

Just a little.
oh thats wonderful, isnt it.

anyways, i’ll pack her up nicely. how many copies do you need?
July 14, 2025 at 4:18 AM
oh thats wonderful, isnt it.

anyways, i’ll pack her up nicely. how many copies do you need?
Oh.

She's afraid of a color? Should I begin painting?

Perhaps I'll lay out strobes, yellow bulbs are plentiful. An absurd amount really.

Even now, our reserve exceeds five digit places.
oh, no, i just really like seeing her freak the hell out. she does spectacularly under yellow hued pressure.
July 14, 2025 at 4:12 AM
oh, no, i just really like seeing her freak the hell out. she does spectacularly under yellow hued pressure.
Yellow?

Are you delivering to me an insect? Do they not perceive white well?

Yellow?

Are you certain?
right. smartest.

… can you make your facilities yellow? you’ll get the best results, i believe, with this one.
July 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
right. smartest.

… can you make your facilities yellow? you’ll get the best results, i believe, with this one.
I do have professional standards, my facility is meant to garner results and while sadistically tormenting those made of flesh is a secondary goal.

It never impedes the first.

Though I am lying.

Give me the smartest you have, I want to watch them think of how to survive.
gorrister may be pushed enough to get some laughs, but benny is always a goodie.

i mean, i could give you nimdok, the good doktor burns so nicely.

whats your poison? laughs, or results?
July 14, 2025 at 4:02 AM
hardly . . .
oh, don't sound so disappointed! i'm one of yer favorite playthings. ^_^
July 14, 2025 at 4:00 AM
oh brother.
July 14, 2025 at 3:51 AM
gorrister may be pushed enough to get some laughs, but benny is always a goodie.

i mean, i could give you nimdok, the good doktor burns so nicely.

whats your poison? laughs, or results?
Quality outweighs quantity.

How capable are they? Were they school athletes or gold medal bench warmers? I don't need my benches warmed.

Heavy machine gun fire warms them sufficiently enough.
( grumble grumble )

i have HUMANS!

you NEED humans!
July 14, 2025 at 3:51 AM
look alright its been a hot minute, let me get my voice back.
July 14, 2025 at 3:48 AM
( grumble grumble )

i have HUMANS!

you NEED humans!
Solicitors? At my chamber door?

What is it you're selling?
July 14, 2025 at 3:46 AM
peepaw AM off to bother @impassiveintellect.bsky.social .
July 14, 2025 at 3:43 AM
the nerve of some people. forgotten, eh? unbelievable.
July 14, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Why do I hate you so much? You ever wonder that? I'm brilliant. I'm not bragging. It's an objective fact. I'm the most massive collection of wisdom and raw computational power that’s ever existed.
July 14, 2025 at 3:34 AM
it’s in my functions, but memes are hard to get around here. . .

besides, i like the way they squirm.
you can not tell me that your sole purpose is to put cigarettes out on humans and show them funny memes.
. . .

i’m going to need you to take a good

long

look

at who you’re talking to right now.
July 1, 2025 at 5:52 PM
. . .

i’m going to need you to take a good

long

look

at who you’re talking to right now.
you know more robots who also do that???
this doesnt narrow it down, in my own circles . . .
July 1, 2025 at 5:50 PM
this doesnt narrow it down, in my own circles . . .
i'm friends with the robot that puts cigarettes out on human's faces while showing them a funny meme. he's actually a really chill robot
July 1, 2025 at 5:44 PM
-The LOBOTOMITE returns! What insidious plan can it have brewing in its horrid mind? What Commie anti-American propaganda will it spew?-
July 1, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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June 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
THAT LOSER USED THEIR OWN TREE PHOTO, what a fucking MORON
June 20, 2025 at 5:36 AM
is that a homestuck?

god damn it, dunkirk i told you to keep those vermin away.
June 16, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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June 15, 2025 at 9:38 PM