⚔️☕ Ashley ☕⚔️
@spiteandcoffee.bsky.social
Single mom. Coffee enthusiast. Dragon Age. Mass Effect. Baldur's Gate 3. Works in retail hell. Completely clueless most of the time.
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I'm sorry for anyone who follows me thinking they're going to see anything of real substance, but no. It's just me and my love of fictional characters.
Anyway, here's one of my fave Inquisition moments. I don't like hunting dragons, but I'll always go after one in the name of science and the Bull.
Anyway, here's one of my fave Inquisition moments. I don't like hunting dragons, but I'll always go after one in the name of science and the Bull.
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"It was my job to get everyone out safe. I failed. I vowed not to let that happen again."
-Lt. Commander Jane Shepard
#VPPortraits #MassEffect #Shepard #VirtualPhotography #VPRepost #VPSupport #ThePhotomode
(ReShade- Captured in PM - Edited in GIMP)
-Lt. Commander Jane Shepard
#VPPortraits #MassEffect #Shepard #VirtualPhotography #VPRepost #VPSupport #ThePhotomode
(ReShade- Captured in PM - Edited in GIMP)
January 6, 2026 at 5:55 PM
"It was my job to get everyone out safe. I failed. I vowed not to let that happen again."
-Lt. Commander Jane Shepard
#VPPortraits #MassEffect #Shepard #VirtualPhotography #VPRepost #VPSupport #ThePhotomode
(ReShade- Captured in PM - Edited in GIMP)
-Lt. Commander Jane Shepard
#VPPortraits #MassEffect #Shepard #VirtualPhotography #VPRepost #VPSupport #ThePhotomode
(ReShade- Captured in PM - Edited in GIMP)
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I moved into this house October 2009 with my (now ex) husband, 3yo son and 1yo daughter. Not long after, the husband left for a weekend long fishing trip. That night, after tucking in my daughter, my son and I were on the couch watching TV. Other than the living room the house was dark... (1/3)
Have I ever told y'all about the entity in our house that we call Steve?
January 7, 2026 at 12:20 AM
I moved into this house October 2009 with my (now ex) husband, 3yo son and 1yo daughter. Not long after, the husband left for a weekend long fishing trip. That night, after tucking in my daughter, my son and I were on the couch watching TV. Other than the living room the house was dark... (1/3)
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Today in US History my teacher was talking about what happened Saturday. She basically said that “we bombed Venezuela and kidnapped the president” and I basically responded out loud “Who’s we? You speakin’ French? Ain’t no ‘we’ in this”
January 6, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Today in US History my teacher was talking about what happened Saturday. She basically said that “we bombed Venezuela and kidnapped the president” and I basically responded out loud “Who’s we? You speakin’ French? Ain’t no ‘we’ in this”
Have I ever told y'all about the entity in our house that we call Steve?
January 6, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Have I ever told y'all about the entity in our house that we call Steve?
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January 4, 2026 at 6:02 PM
The Stranger Things finale left me with questions. Okay, most of those questions are about the rules of DnD but since I'm probably never going to figure that out I'm just going to re-watch Stranger Things from the beginning.
a man in a sheriff 's uniform is standing in a room with a woman and a man .
ALT: a man in a sheriff 's uniform is standing in a room with a woman and a man .
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January 4, 2026 at 10:15 PM
The Stranger Things finale left me with questions. Okay, most of those questions are about the rules of DnD but since I'm probably never going to figure that out I'm just going to re-watch Stranger Things from the beginning.
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As I finish Stranger Things. Lol.
January 4, 2026 at 8:16 PM
As I finish Stranger Things. Lol.
Do you remember the first bathroom you ever built in The Sims?
Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”
January 4, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Do you remember the first bathroom you ever built in The Sims?
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uber has been absolutely dry and we are struggling to make rent. NYE is usually a banger of a night but we made barely half of the usual.
we are struggling so hard and i hate asking for help but we are so far away from the $$ needed to not be late on rent. shares & donations equally appreciated. 💜
we are struggling so hard and i hate asking for help but we are so far away from the $$ needed to not be late on rent. shares & donations equally appreciated. 💜
Support Linny
Support Linny
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January 3, 2026 at 7:58 PM
uber has been absolutely dry and we are struggling to make rent. NYE is usually a banger of a night but we made barely half of the usual.
we are struggling so hard and i hate asking for help but we are so far away from the $$ needed to not be late on rent. shares & donations equally appreciated. 💜
we are struggling so hard and i hate asking for help but we are so far away from the $$ needed to not be late on rent. shares & donations equally appreciated. 💜
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repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally
January 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally
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Keep calm, and play more video games!
bart simpson from the simpsons is holding a microphone
ALT: bart simpson from the simpsons is holding a microphone
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January 3, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Keep calm, and play more video games!
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Star Wars- The Imperial March (Darth Vader's Theme)
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January 3, 2026 at 1:40 PM
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2026 reintroduction time! Hi, I’m Juliette Jones and I’m a freelance composer & voice actor in the games industry. ✨
I’m a big BIG gamer, love anything tolkein related, and obsess over the NFL.
Here’s a short snippet of my work: Fibonacci from The Outer Worlds 2!
I’m a big BIG gamer, love anything tolkein related, and obsess over the NFL.
Here’s a short snippet of my work: Fibonacci from The Outer Worlds 2!
January 3, 2026 at 2:15 AM
2026 reintroduction time! Hi, I’m Juliette Jones and I’m a freelance composer & voice actor in the games industry. ✨
I’m a big BIG gamer, love anything tolkein related, and obsess over the NFL.
Here’s a short snippet of my work: Fibonacci from The Outer Worlds 2!
I’m a big BIG gamer, love anything tolkein related, and obsess over the NFL.
Here’s a short snippet of my work: Fibonacci from The Outer Worlds 2!
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caw caw, mother fucker
January 3, 2026 at 12:28 AM
caw caw, mother fucker
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January 2, 2026 at 10:36 PM
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If I get up to 100$ I will draw Emmrich in a corset. 200$ I will add Lucanis in the corset wearing
I really don't want to ask again but with losing hours from work and unexpected funds being taken put, any donations would be appreciated. I'm genuinely sorry
Support sparklingarsonic ❤️
Become a supporter of sparklingarsonic today!
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January 2, 2026 at 7:40 PM
If I get up to 100$ I will draw Emmrich in a corset. 200$ I will add Lucanis in the corset wearing
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the man the myth the chest hair
December 31, 2025 at 4:49 AM
the man the myth the chest hair
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Name: Rosemary aka "Mama Bear"
Race: shield dwarf
Age: 236
Gender: cis woman
Pronouns: she/her
Background: Guild Artisan
Class: Druid/Bard
Sexuality: bi
Relationship: open relationship with Halsin
Funfacts: after losing her clan she settled on an abandoned farm alone just outside of Baldur's Gate
Race: shield dwarf
Age: 236
Gender: cis woman
Pronouns: she/her
Background: Guild Artisan
Class: Druid/Bard
Sexuality: bi
Relationship: open relationship with Halsin
Funfacts: after losing her clan she settled on an abandoned farm alone just outside of Baldur's Gate
January 2, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Name: Rosemary aka "Mama Bear"
Race: shield dwarf
Age: 236
Gender: cis woman
Pronouns: she/her
Background: Guild Artisan
Class: Druid/Bard
Sexuality: bi
Relationship: open relationship with Halsin
Funfacts: after losing her clan she settled on an abandoned farm alone just outside of Baldur's Gate
Race: shield dwarf
Age: 236
Gender: cis woman
Pronouns: she/her
Background: Guild Artisan
Class: Druid/Bard
Sexuality: bi
Relationship: open relationship with Halsin
Funfacts: after losing her clan she settled on an abandoned farm alone just outside of Baldur's Gate
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I don't know what any of this means, but I'm a little scared
January 2, 2026 at 7:22 PM
I don't know what any of this means, but I'm a little scared
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wepepe.carrd.co
✨for any questions, email me for fast respond
📧 wieke.wepepe@gmail.com
✨ #wepepedraws to see all my artworks or check my carrd page for more details.
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January 2, 2026 at 10:26 AM
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ACCEPT ART COMMISSION ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ )
Can order through direct email or VGen.
wepepe.carrd.co
✨for any questions, email me for fast respond
📧 wieke.wepepe@gmail.com
✨ #wepepedraws to see all my artworks or check my carrd page for more details.
👇BEFORE YOU ORDER READ BELOW 👇
ACCEPT ART COMMISSION ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ )
Can order through direct email or VGen.
wepepe.carrd.co
✨for any questions, email me for fast respond
📧 wieke.wepepe@gmail.com
✨ #wepepedraws to see all my artworks or check my carrd page for more details.
👇BEFORE YOU ORDER READ BELOW 👇