⚔️☕ Ashley ☕⚔️
@spiteandcoffee.bsky.social
Single mom. Coffee enthusiast. Dragon Age. Mass Effect. Baldur's Gate 3. Works in retail hell. Completely clueless most of the time.
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I'm sorry for anyone who follows me thinking they're going to see anything of real substance, but no. It's just me and my love of fictional characters.
Anyway, here's one of my fave Inquisition moments. I don't like hunting dragons, but I'll always go after one in the name of science and the Bull.
Anyway, here's one of my fave Inquisition moments. I don't like hunting dragons, but I'll always go after one in the name of science and the Bull.
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Maleena- I'm going back to live at the tower.
Miri- I should paint the whole estate pink.
Luvinia- I should stop letting Cullen win at chess.
Maggie- I miss living in the Fade.
Aria- (after the twins were born) We should have another baby!
Miri- I should paint the whole estate pink.
Luvinia- I should stop letting Cullen win at chess.
Maggie- I miss living in the Fade.
Aria- (after the twins were born) We should have another baby!
January 18, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Maleena- I'm going back to live at the tower.
Miri- I should paint the whole estate pink.
Luvinia- I should stop letting Cullen win at chess.
Maggie- I miss living in the Fade.
Aria- (after the twins were born) We should have another baby!
Miri- I should paint the whole estate pink.
Luvinia- I should stop letting Cullen win at chess.
Maggie- I miss living in the Fade.
Aria- (after the twins were born) We should have another baby!
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Maleena- knows her circle was better than most, but hinks mages should be free.
Miri- spent so much of her life hiding from Templars she never considered what Circle life was. Until she came to Kirkwall.
Luvinia- still believes in their purpose, but knows they need reform
(Rooks continued 👇)
Miri- spent so much of her life hiding from Templars she never considered what Circle life was. Until she came to Kirkwall.
Luvinia- still believes in their purpose, but knows they need reform
(Rooks continued 👇)
January 18, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Maleena- knows her circle was better than most, but hinks mages should be free.
Miri- spent so much of her life hiding from Templars she never considered what Circle life was. Until she came to Kirkwall.
Luvinia- still believes in their purpose, but knows they need reform
(Rooks continued 👇)
Miri- spent so much of her life hiding from Templars she never considered what Circle life was. Until she came to Kirkwall.
Luvinia- still believes in their purpose, but knows they need reform
(Rooks continued 👇)
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When the Sims announced they were adding coach gear my first thought was a sports coach, not fashion. In case you wondering how girly I am.
January 18, 2026 at 9:10 PM
When the Sims announced they were adding coach gear my first thought was a sports coach, not fashion. In case you wondering how girly I am.
Maleena- I'm going back to live at the tower.
Miri- I should paint the whole estate pink.
Luvinia- I should stop letting Cullen win at chess.
Maggie- I miss living in the Fade.
Aria- (after the twins were born) We should have another baby!
Miri- I should paint the whole estate pink.
Luvinia- I should stop letting Cullen win at chess.
Maggie- I miss living in the Fade.
Aria- (after the twins were born) We should have another baby!
January 18, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Maleena- I'm going back to live at the tower.
Miri- I should paint the whole estate pink.
Luvinia- I should stop letting Cullen win at chess.
Maggie- I miss living in the Fade.
Aria- (after the twins were born) We should have another baby!
Miri- I should paint the whole estate pink.
Luvinia- I should stop letting Cullen win at chess.
Maggie- I miss living in the Fade.
Aria- (after the twins were born) We should have another baby!
Maleena- knows her circle was better than most, but hinks mages should be free.
Miri- spent so much of her life hiding from Templars she never considered what Circle life was. Until she came to Kirkwall.
Luvinia- still believes in their purpose, but knows they need reform
(Rooks continued 👇)
Miri- spent so much of her life hiding from Templars she never considered what Circle life was. Until she came to Kirkwall.
Luvinia- still believes in their purpose, but knows they need reform
(Rooks continued 👇)
January 18, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Maleena- knows her circle was better than most, but hinks mages should be free.
Miri- spent so much of her life hiding from Templars she never considered what Circle life was. Until she came to Kirkwall.
Luvinia- still believes in their purpose, but knows they need reform
(Rooks continued 👇)
Miri- spent so much of her life hiding from Templars she never considered what Circle life was. Until she came to Kirkwall.
Luvinia- still believes in their purpose, but knows they need reform
(Rooks continued 👇)
When the Sims announced they were adding coach gear my first thought was a sports coach, not fashion. In case you wondering how girly I am.
January 18, 2026 at 9:10 PM
When the Sims announced they were adding coach gear my first thought was a sports coach, not fashion. In case you wondering how girly I am.
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January 17, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Hey, y'all! Sorry I haven't been around much! I've been working a lot and dog tired, but I'm alive and well. Thanks to everyone who's reached out to check in 💖
January 17, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Hey, y'all! Sorry I haven't been around much! I've been working a lot and dog tired, but I'm alive and well. Thanks to everyone who's reached out to check in 💖
$1-$3 per square foot of laminate flooring doesn't seem like a lot until you start calculating the size of the floors that need replaced 😬
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January 12, 2026 at 3:48 PM
$1-$3 per square foot of laminate flooring doesn't seem like a lot until you start calculating the size of the floors that need replaced 😬
Maleena and Alistair: no kids but not for lack of trying
Miri and Anders: one son
Luvinia and Cullen: 2 girls and a boy
Maggie and Neve: no kids but have talked about adopting
Aria and Lucanis: 2 boys and 2 girls (the youngest two are boy/girl twins)
Miri and Anders: one son
Luvinia and Cullen: 2 girls and a boy
Maggie and Neve: no kids but have talked about adopting
Aria and Lucanis: 2 boys and 2 girls (the youngest two are boy/girl twins)
#daOCqotd
Does your OC have any children (biological or adopted)? If not, do they want to have children in the future?
Does your OC have any children (biological or adopted)? If not, do they want to have children in the future?
January 12, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Maleena and Alistair: no kids but not for lack of trying
Miri and Anders: one son
Luvinia and Cullen: 2 girls and a boy
Maggie and Neve: no kids but have talked about adopting
Aria and Lucanis: 2 boys and 2 girls (the youngest two are boy/girl twins)
Miri and Anders: one son
Luvinia and Cullen: 2 girls and a boy
Maggie and Neve: no kids but have talked about adopting
Aria and Lucanis: 2 boys and 2 girls (the youngest two are boy/girl twins)
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The Mass Effect Trilogy is a MASTERPIECE. 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
January 11, 2026 at 6:21 PM
The Mass Effect Trilogy is a MASTERPIECE. 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
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A butter break from the doomscroll 🙂↕️
January 9, 2026 at 6:27 PM
A butter break from the doomscroll 🙂↕️
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“bsky is boring!”
1) good
2) social media should not be a cornerstone of your everyday entertainment
3) I find new artists to follow every day and look at pretty art endlessly on here when I feel like it
4) get a tactile hobby where you create something with your hands
5) read book
6) walk outside
1) good
2) social media should not be a cornerstone of your everyday entertainment
3) I find new artists to follow every day and look at pretty art endlessly on here when I feel like it
4) get a tactile hobby where you create something with your hands
5) read book
6) walk outside
December 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
“bsky is boring!”
1) good
2) social media should not be a cornerstone of your everyday entertainment
3) I find new artists to follow every day and look at pretty art endlessly on here when I feel like it
4) get a tactile hobby where you create something with your hands
5) read book
6) walk outside
1) good
2) social media should not be a cornerstone of your everyday entertainment
3) I find new artists to follow every day and look at pretty art endlessly on here when I feel like it
4) get a tactile hobby where you create something with your hands
5) read book
6) walk outside
Apparently when he slid into my dms saying "tell me something" the information he was looking for was NOT that the national animal of Scotland is a unicorn.
January 9, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Apparently when he slid into my dms saying "tell me something" the information he was looking for was NOT that the national animal of Scotland is a unicorn.
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Can I just say any of the companions from any of the games? Just line them up, I will hug each one.
Happy #DAFanFriday!
It's been a rough couple of days (yes, we've only been in 2026 for a little over a week, believe it or not), so:
If you could, which #DragonAge character would you like a hug from?
It's been a rough couple of days (yes, we've only been in 2026 for a little over a week, believe it or not), so:
If you could, which #DragonAge character would you like a hug from?
January 9, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Can I just say any of the companions from any of the games? Just line them up, I will hug each one.
Cullen, Lucanis, Emmrich, Assan, the dogs, Leliana... the list is very long here
Happy #DAFanFriday!
It's been a rough couple of days (yes, we've only been in 2026 for a little over a week, believe it or not), so:
If you could, which #DragonAge character would you like a hug from?
It's been a rough couple of days (yes, we've only been in 2026 for a little over a week, believe it or not), so:
If you could, which #DragonAge character would you like a hug from?
January 9, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Cullen, Lucanis, Emmrich, Assan, the dogs, Leliana... the list is very long here
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🔴 #VPRedFriday 👁️ #TCCStrange ⛰️ #VPinMajestic
A Space Oddity
#TheOuterWorlds2 #Scenery #Obsidian
#VirtualPhotography #VPinSpace
#VPRepost #ThePhotomode
[Captured with UUU | ReShade | Edited in PS]
A Space Oddity
#TheOuterWorlds2 #Scenery #Obsidian
#VirtualPhotography #VPinSpace
#VPRepost #ThePhotomode
[Captured with UUU | ReShade | Edited in PS]
January 9, 2026 at 9:05 AM
🔴 #VPRedFriday 👁️ #TCCStrange ⛰️ #VPinMajestic
A Space Oddity
#TheOuterWorlds2 #Scenery #Obsidian
#VirtualPhotography #VPinSpace
#VPRepost #ThePhotomode
[Captured with UUU | ReShade | Edited in PS]
A Space Oddity
#TheOuterWorlds2 #Scenery #Obsidian
#VirtualPhotography #VPinSpace
#VPRepost #ThePhotomode
[Captured with UUU | ReShade | Edited in PS]
Crazy customer tale of the week: a lady told me she caused an explosion in her house when she accidently created a thermal grenade by setting a candle too close to can of aerosol deodorant.
January 8, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Crazy customer tale of the week: a lady told me she caused an explosion in her house when she accidently created a thermal grenade by setting a candle too close to can of aerosol deodorant.
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sign in loring park - “NO ONE IS COMING TO SAVE US - WE HAVE TO SAVE EACH OTHER - NO MAGA - NO ICE”
January 8, 2026 at 5:34 PM
sign in loring park - “NO ONE IS COMING TO SAVE US - WE HAVE TO SAVE EACH OTHER - NO MAGA - NO ICE”
Orlan and Aumaua?! Photo mode?!
January 8, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Orlan and Aumaua?! Photo mode?!
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The weariness of a year of imprisonment and torture followed by the death of his grandmother.
#LucanisDellamorte
#LucanisDellamorte
January 8, 2026 at 6:28 AM
The weariness of a year of imprisonment and torture followed by the death of his grandmother.
#LucanisDellamorte
#LucanisDellamorte
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Are there actually people out there who don’t have constantly racing thoughts in their heads?
January 7, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Are there actually people out there who don’t have constantly racing thoughts in their heads?
The school a year ago: 3 ring binders are now banned from the building
Also the school: So, listen, you are not going to believe what your child needs this semester
Also the school: So, listen, you are not going to believe what your child needs this semester
January 7, 2026 at 1:52 PM
The school a year ago: 3 ring binders are now banned from the building
Also the school: So, listen, you are not going to believe what your child needs this semester
Also the school: So, listen, you are not going to believe what your child needs this semester
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Lucanis is having a day where he doesn't feel like going out, so he invites you to sit with him. He has your favourite hot drink ready, a nice warm blanket to cover both of you, and your favourite books and films to help you both feel better.
#LucanisDellamorte
#LucanisDellamorte
January 7, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Lucanis is having a day where he doesn't feel like going out, so he invites you to sit with him. He has your favourite hot drink ready, a nice warm blanket to cover both of you, and your favourite books and films to help you both feel better.
#LucanisDellamorte
#LucanisDellamorte