cat is short for catthew

Literally AWFUL feeling like it feels like you just fell through a dimensional rift

New bluesky user here, the format is crazy to me. Every post is so recent, like within hours. Only 300 words per post?? Why is everyone talking about politics all the time, how are you guys sane??

when u see only one cheeseballs it was then that i carried u

I'm a Tumblr user how does this format work. Can I complain about clumpy mascara and burnt toast or do I have to be political all the time

Basically tumblr

guy who doesnt hear about tiktok getting unbanned and stays hidden in the jungle for another 30 years

im gonna post this every time im on my period

I'm spending the rest of the day writing a fanfic about Vine and TikTok boinking each other in every single way.

I love pigeons.
Especially because they walk like this.

Local fauna

How do I make the homepage full of people I follow and things I actually care about

Killing eve is so good because like it moves so fast but it's also taking sooo long and one episode they're gaying it up and the next episode they hate eachother and then villanelle is killing people and sometimes eve is like nooo don't do that :(, and other times shes. Not thinking that.

Time for me to repost every funny thing I’ve ever said here but this time around I get to pick and choose which ones I want to show wait why is there a word limit this is freaking me out… hello? Hello? Can anyone hear me it’s me Jack truestrepairman im running out of time to make this post funny ple

FINALLY VERIFIED!!

ARGGH....