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pokemon adjunct. balatro sweat. ex-cohost and missing it. vice's river donaghey (of haribo sugar-free gummy diarrhea fame) wrote about some rules i helped write once.
cops DNI lmao
Pinned
drafts are for cowards.
watching s2 of Only Murders in the Building and i wouldn't mind if a klieg light fell and killed michael rapaport
November 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
are chex miniature waffles
November 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
i love the movie Contact but i would go back in time to un-make it if it'd stop the band Tool from forming
November 22, 2025 at 2:21 PM
getting so high that i turn into vincent d'onofrio in men in black
November 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
suburban heero yuy like "all those who are stopped at a green light are my enemy" *self-destructs his Yukon*
November 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
if kate mckinnon isn't every voice in the labubu movie,,,
November 20, 2025 at 11:31 AM
lorenzo's oil 2: even oilier
November 20, 2025 at 4:24 AM
demonstrating growth by turning off bojack horseman at the end of season 5 when he turns himself in to rehab like maybe better things are possible
November 20, 2025 at 4:06 AM
accidentally left my social bubble and got some grinch-finger-haired wooks in my mentions talking down to me.
November 17, 2025 at 7:17 PM
November 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
*season three of bojack horseman continues*
me: why do i feel like shit
November 17, 2025 at 1:08 AM
wait is the zootopia prolife comic canon
November 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
November 15, 2025 at 4:28 AM
pronouncing the th in butthead
November 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
"this time i'm going to do it*" i say

*rewatch bojack horseman**

**uh oh!
November 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
November 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
hey you guys ever think about how bernie would've won
November 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
what if there was a quirked up white boy with swag?
November 9, 2025 at 12:33 PM
my cousin looks like if joe polito was 6'5"
November 9, 2025 at 11:53 AM
oh no IT Welcome to Derry has wikipedia plot schematicization disease.
November 9, 2025 at 5:19 AM
The Last Starfighter but its just dogfighting because i know how to use moves that don't do damage in pokemon
November 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
The Last Starfighter but i get invited to the candy factory because i'm so good at lining up three of the same candy
November 8, 2025 at 2:46 PM
why didn't they make the whole movie of Better Off Dead out of the stop motion hamburgers
November 7, 2025 at 6:19 PM
can you feed skunks a specific diet to make them stank less
November 7, 2025 at 1:47 PM
which nirvana song do u think r patts will be into in batman 2
November 7, 2025 at 4:33 AM