Enron "Olive Gaiden" Hubbard
@spineflu.bsky.social
pokemon adjunct. balatro sweat. ex-cohost and missing it. vice's river donaghey (of haribo sugar-free gummy diarrhea fame) wrote about some rules i helped write once.
cops DNI lmao
cops DNI lmao
Pinned
The gap in my resume? Thats where Jesus carried me
i'm watching star trek the next generation for the first time and boy, nothing ever goes normal for these guys huh?
February 16, 2026 at 4:25 AM
i'm watching star trek the next generation for the first time and boy, nothing ever goes normal for these guys huh?
can anyone on the internet be normal about correcting a stranger who is wrong or does it always have to be some big "hit the big red button to cue the sound & lighting departments before being a huge asshole to a stranger" thing?
February 13, 2026 at 1:11 PM
can anyone on the internet be normal about correcting a stranger who is wrong or does it always have to be some big "hit the big red button to cue the sound & lighting departments before being a huge asshole to a stranger" thing?
i hope nora zehetner is doing good. she always seemed so cool.
February 13, 2026 at 4:08 AM
i hope nora zehetner is doing good. she always seemed so cool.
i love how photoshop invented a contextual toolbar that adapts to what you've got selected, and opted to put it floating over the canvas, invariably "in the fucking way" like it's a cat and i'm trying to watch tv
February 12, 2026 at 1:03 PM
i love how photoshop invented a contextual toolbar that adapts to what you've got selected, and opted to put it floating over the canvas, invariably "in the fucking way" like it's a cat and i'm trying to watch tv
hagar the horrible cinematic universe does he surf dracula and only become horrible in the last one or is he pretty much always horrible
February 11, 2026 at 12:19 AM
hagar the horrible cinematic universe does he surf dracula and only become horrible in the last one or is he pretty much always horrible
small things can add up to big things, you dipshit, you utter nincompoop, you classless dunce
February 10, 2026 at 3:20 PM
small things can add up to big things, you dipshit, you utter nincompoop, you classless dunce
you can't be referring to the manual gesticulation as "italian hand stuff". that is a distinctly other thing.
February 7, 2026 at 3:18 AM
you can't be referring to the manual gesticulation as "italian hand stuff". that is a distinctly other thing.
just another day running the orphan grinder machine for Mammon & Moloch Incorporated
February 6, 2026 at 5:41 PM
just another day running the orphan grinder machine for Mammon & Moloch Incorporated
starting a rumor that Underworld (2003) was a remake of Underworld (1927 Best Original Screenplay* winner)
February 6, 2026 at 1:53 PM
starting a rumor that Underworld (2003) was a remake of Underworld (1927 Best Original Screenplay* winner)
accieentally mixed up Frank Castle and William Castle and that was kind of an intense theatergoing experience
February 5, 2026 at 8:06 PM
accieentally mixed up Frank Castle and William Castle and that was kind of an intense theatergoing experience
im amazed the people who still act like saying "drumpf" is an insult haven't taken to calling ICE "the Brown Pants" after the uh press conference incident the other week
February 4, 2026 at 11:22 PM
im amazed the people who still act like saying "drumpf" is an insult haven't taken to calling ICE "the Brown Pants" after the uh press conference incident the other week
getting a lot of downvotes for telling people who are talking shit out their ass that they are talking shit out their ass.
February 4, 2026 at 7:29 PM
getting a lot of downvotes for telling people who are talking shit out their ass that they are talking shit out their ass.
someone on reddit misspelled it "mourning erection" and i can't stop thinking about funerary bonerz
February 4, 2026 at 1:54 PM
someone on reddit misspelled it "mourning erection" and i can't stop thinking about funerary bonerz
are the jets football team named after the gang from west side story or are my verses viced
February 4, 2026 at 2:27 AM
are the jets football team named after the gang from west side story or are my verses viced
stopped clock moment: the grammys are, in fact, unwatchable.
February 2, 2026 at 3:07 PM
stopped clock moment: the grammys are, in fact, unwatchable.
two moments where i was clever today
January 30, 2026 at 2:35 AM
two moments where i was clever today
both jons favreau should shut the fuck up
January 28, 2026 at 2:06 AM
both jons favreau should shut the fuck up
why does kpop demon hunters look like that. did they animate it anticipating you would have motion smoothing on or something?
January 26, 2026 at 8:58 PM
why does kpop demon hunters look like that. did they animate it anticipating you would have motion smoothing on or something?
sports drink
January 25, 2026 at 3:45 AM
sports drink
i love waking up high but its the kind of high where you want to clean the whole house
January 24, 2026 at 4:09 PM
i love waking up high but its the kind of high where you want to clean the whole house
The gap in my resume? Thats where Jesus carried me
January 21, 2026 at 3:36 AM
The gap in my resume? Thats where Jesus carried me
time travelling to 1950 to cause a "Gordy's Home" incident of the set of "Bedtime for Bonzo" to prevent Ronald Reagan from becoming president, averting our present day
January 20, 2026 at 2:05 AM
time travelling to 1950 to cause a "Gordy's Home" incident of the set of "Bedtime for Bonzo" to prevent Ronald Reagan from becoming president, averting our present day
anthony mackie
January 18, 2026 at 3:41 AM
anthony mackie
Reposted by Enron "Olive Gaiden" Hubbard
elected democrats who want their constituents to remain non-violent in their protests of these abuses must actually offer a path for ending the abuses non-violently. they currently are not as a party and it’s a major problem.
🚨WHOA. The El Paso Medical Examiner says it will rule the death of a 55-year-old Cuban man at ICE's "Camp East Montana" tent camp as a homicide.
He was allegedly choked to death by a guard during a "struggle" after he refused to enter a housing unit without his medications.
He was allegedly choked to death by a guard during a "struggle" after he refused to enter a housing unit without his medications.
January 15, 2026 at 11:07 PM
elected democrats who want their constituents to remain non-violent in their protests of these abuses must actually offer a path for ending the abuses non-violently. they currently are not as a party and it’s a major problem.