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Matthew Spillane
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Retired Naval Operations Analyst.
Lapsed Mathematician.
Fading Ranga.
Inner West Sydney
tbf One in four Australians couldn’t name the PM
February 18, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Good news everyone, Trump Media Group just closed at an all-time low
February 17, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Reposted by Matthew Spillane
Big Tobacco's acolytes ramping up "lower tobacco tax" in run-up to budget. If ALL tobacco tax was scrapped, illegal (untaxed) tobacco would still be MUCH cheaper than illegal smokes. Serious enforcement (on-the-spot closures) as in Qld, SA & lately NSW is obvious simonchapman6.com/2025/12/09/a...
Australia takes off the gloves on illegal tobacco while ‘lower the tax’ fantasists plumb new absurdities
Australia’s epidemic of illicit (untaxed) cheap cigarette shops is entering a new phase as Australian Border Force reports record seizures and three states (South Australia, Queensland and New Sout…
simonchapman6.com
February 16, 2026 at 8:58 PM
“Permanent fencing for the speed hump has been ordered by the council, who said it will be installed as soon as it arrives.”

Can’t just put a pedestrian crossing where people want to cross the road, no that’d be too helpful

www.smh.com.au/national/nsw...
Is this Sydney’s worst speed hump?
A suburban speed hump designed to improve pedestrian safety has confused residents who think it’s a crossing.
www.smh.com.au
February 16, 2026 at 4:35 AM
#abc730 Tony Abbott, haha, ffs i’m out
February 13, 2026 at 8:38 AM
Angus Failure
February 13, 2026 at 2:00 AM
February 13, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Describe your Bluesky account in three words:

Edit buffoon please.
Describe your Bluesky account in three words:

Erratic impulse control.
Describe your Bluesky account in three words:

Stuff involving things.
February 12, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Australian of the year recipients Wikipedia page locked 🙄
February 12, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Reposted by Matthew Spillane
Happy #LibSpill Day for those who celebrate.
February 11, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Reposted by Matthew Spillane
You will notice the fact that they're not getting Isaac Herzog to meet Bondi massacre hero Ahmed al-Ahmed... strange 🤔
#auspol
February 11, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Reposted by Matthew Spillane
He’s not wrong.
February 10, 2026 at 8:10 AM
Seriously anyone who votes ALP now…
February 9, 2026 at 10:17 AM
Someone should write a song
February 8, 2026 at 9:41 PM
If a million monkeys read random books for a million years what’s the odds one of them will have read Hamlet?
“If I can generate a book in a day, and you need six months to write a book, who’s going to win the race?” God this is bleak
The New Fabio Is Claude
www.nytimes.com
February 8, 2026 at 5:30 PM
And here was me thinking this all had something to do with the Bondi massacre
February 7, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Nothing projects community harmony more than a stay-at-home order
February 7, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Turns on #abc Rage….’the fuck is this?’….turns off #abc Rage
February 6, 2026 at 11:40 PM
“the Israeli president's visit in the next few days has now not only crystallised the divisions in the community. Very unfortunately, it has …. linked Israel's actions in Gaza to the antisemitic killings in Bondi.”
February 6, 2026 at 10:32 PM
shot, chaser
February 5, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Rare to spot crocs this far south
February 5, 2026 at 5:36 AM
What idiot renewed the Australian Turf Club’s 99 year lease on Randwick racecourse in the late 1990s?

www.smh.com.au/national/nsw...
High-rise towers housing 3000 people proposed for Royal Randwick in new housing deal
The Australian Turf Club is weighing a multi-million-dollar plan to build 3000 apartments on the southern edge of the racecourse to ease Sydney’s supply crisis.
www.smh.com.au
February 4, 2026 at 6:53 PM
final paragraph:

“The report was funded by a grant from Taiwan’s Ministry of Foreign Affairs”
😂

www.smh.com.au/politics/fed...
Australia urged to forge closer bonds with Taiwan, even if it angers China
Australia should risk a backlash from Beijing by deepening ties with Taiwan, a group of experts have urged. But one notable voice disagrees.
www.smh.com.au
February 4, 2026 at 6:33 PM
ABC730, Seriously who cares what the Nats do, they’re irrelevant?
February 2, 2026 at 8:42 AM