david james keaton
@spiderfrog.bsky.social
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Head Cleaner by David James Keaton: 9781917415088 | PenguinRandomHouse.com: Books
In this hugely original blend of thriller, sci-fi and horror, a trio of Blockbuster employees discover they may be able to change the endings of popular films and, thus, the world around them. The l...
www.penguinrandomhouse.com
Comes out January 27th, 2026. Mozart's birthday!
But this one is more for my fellow Salieris.
But this one is more for my fellow Salieris.
Someone at the Goodwill sorted all the books by color. Impressed by the effort, kind of annoyed how impossible it is to find anything.
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Someone at the Goodwill sorted all the books by color. Impressed by the effort, kind of annoyed how impossible it is to find anything.
Me watching the new Frankenstein movie.
November 10, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Me watching the new Frankenstein movie.
Trying to get groceries but mesmerized by this incredible mural.
November 8, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Trying to get groceries but mesmerized by this incredible mural.
Reviewers! Head Cleaner is on NetGalley for everybody now. NetGalley UK too.
November 7, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Reviewers! Head Cleaner is on NetGalley for everybody now. NetGalley UK too.
Marine biologist leading the whale watching tour: "And these fish and birds feed on the same thing as the whales. Which is..."
"Fear!" shouted a child in the back named me.
"Fear!" shouted a child in the back named me.
November 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Marine biologist leading the whale watching tour: "And these fish and birds feed on the same thing as the whales. Which is..."
"Fear!" shouted a child in the back named me.
"Fear!" shouted a child in the back named me.
When you show up to daycare for the pickup a little too early or a little too late.
November 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
When you show up to daycare for the pickup a little too early or a little too late.
What did this ball do?
November 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
What did this ball do?
Whoa! Came all the way from London but ended up on the porch at our old house for weeks before it found its way home like a lost cat. Looks amazing. Foil stamping to make stuff jump. Never had a book this fancy before! Get yer pizza fingers all over it. Thanks, @daturabooks.bsky.social!
November 3, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Whoa! Came all the way from London but ended up on the porch at our old house for weeks before it found its way home like a lost cat. Looks amazing. Foil stamping to make stuff jump. Never had a book this fancy before! Get yer pizza fingers all over it. Thanks, @daturabooks.bsky.social!
Bought some LONG GRAPES by mistake. I can't do it. Maybe I'll hand them out for Halloween.
October 31, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Bought some LONG GRAPES by mistake. I can't do it. Maybe I'll hand them out for Halloween.
Get the book @sgj.bsky.social compared to Canterbury Tales AND Hot Tub Time Machine
Get the book Nic Cage's new movie The Surfer ripped off (MAYBE I haven't seen it yet)
Get the audiobook my dad called "ANNOYING"
Get the book Nic Cage's new movie The Surfer ripped off (MAYBE I haven't seen it yet)
Get the audiobook my dad called "ANNOYING"
October 23, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Get the book @sgj.bsky.social compared to Canterbury Tales AND Hot Tub Time Machine
Get the book Nic Cage's new movie The Surfer ripped off (MAYBE I haven't seen it yet)
Get the audiobook my dad called "ANNOYING"
Get the book Nic Cage's new movie The Surfer ripped off (MAYBE I haven't seen it yet)
Get the audiobook my dad called "ANNOYING"
Reposted by david james keaton
October 16, 2025 at 12:04 AM
HEAD CLEANER is now on NetGalley for private distribution, so if you're a reviewer and would like that private link, let me know in a message or the comments here. I also have eARCSs for reviewers I can send you directly.
I ruined that poor videotape to get your attention. Thanks!
I ruined that poor videotape to get your attention. Thanks!
October 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
HEAD CLEANER is now on NetGalley for private distribution, so if you're a reviewer and would like that private link, let me know in a message or the comments here. I also have eARCSs for reviewers I can send you directly.
I ruined that poor videotape to get your attention. Thanks!
I ruined that poor videotape to get your attention. Thanks!
Let them cook.
October 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Let them cook.
You could check out Cage's new movie The Surfer *or* you could check out chapter 16 of SHALLOW ENDS for essentially the same story but crazier. It's ultimately your decision. But I got there first.
October 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
You could check out Cage's new movie The Surfer *or* you could check out chapter 16 of SHALLOW ENDS for essentially the same story but crazier. It's ultimately your decision. But I got there first.
Alice Sweet Alice and Disaster Girl. Separated at birth.
October 5, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Alice Sweet Alice and Disaster Girl. Separated at birth.
"You want a C.H.U.D.? I can get you a C.H.U.D. There are ways, Dude. Hell, I can get you a C.H.U.D. by 3:00 this afternoon. With nail polish."
I'm watching C.H.U.D.
I'm watching C.H.U.D.
October 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
"You want a C.H.U.D.? I can get you a C.H.U.D. There are ways, Dude. Hell, I can get you a C.H.U.D. by 3:00 this afternoon. With nail polish."
I'm watching C.H.U.D.
I'm watching C.H.U.D.
Reposted by david james keaton
Comes out January 27th, 2026. Mozart's birthday!
But this one is more for my fellow Salieris.
But this one is more for my fellow Salieris.
Head Cleaner by David James Keaton: 9781917415088 | PenguinRandomHouse.com: Books
In this hugely original blend of thriller, sci-fi and horror, a trio of Blockbuster employees discover they may be able to change the endings of popular films and, thus, the world around them. The l...
www.penguinrandomhouse.com
August 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Comes out January 27th, 2026. Mozart's birthday!
But this one is more for my fellow Salieris.
But this one is more for my fellow Salieris.
Happy Bavaweeeeeeeen! Let's start here.
October 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Happy Bavaweeeeeeeen! Let's start here.
Every movie needs a Snow Cone Staredown.
October 1, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Every movie needs a Snow Cone Staredown.
Reposted by david james keaton
Add to the list these fine people too: @spiderfrog.bsky.social @themarkrob.bsky.social
September 29, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Add to the list these fine people too: @spiderfrog.bsky.social @themarkrob.bsky.social
At the boat graveyard. I mean grave boatyard.
September 29, 2025 at 6:39 PM
At the boat graveyard. I mean grave boatyard.
The Criterion Closet has reached a Cassavetes tipping point. A Cassavetes singularity. A Cassaveterion Closet Cassatsunamis.
September 26, 2025 at 10:52 PM
The Criterion Closet has reached a Cassavetes tipping point. A Cassavetes singularity. A Cassaveterion Closet Cassatsunamis.