SpicyMB
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Cucumbers are just virgin pickles
February 12, 2026 at 8:04 AM
Cucumbers are just virgin pickles
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"They had the professional demeanor of criminals".
This should be said every time ICE is mentioned.
This should be said every time ICE is mentioned.
January 29, 2026 at 5:05 PM
"They had the professional demeanor of criminals".
This should be said every time ICE is mentioned.
This should be said every time ICE is mentioned.
Return to the fog, we'll have earl grey tea and cottleston pie. Earl grey tea and cottleston pie. Cottleston pie. Cottleston cottleston cottleston pie. A fly cant bird but a bird can fly ask me a riddle and i will reply, Cottleston cottleston cottleston pie. Return to the fog. Return to the fog. Ret
January 30, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Return to the fog, we'll have earl grey tea and cottleston pie. Earl grey tea and cottleston pie. Cottleston pie. Cottleston cottleston cottleston pie. A fly cant bird but a bird can fly ask me a riddle and i will reply, Cottleston cottleston cottleston pie. Return to the fog. Return to the fog. Ret
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I heard the Nintendo Wii crash noise in a YouTube video I watched today, and my brain, as usual, said "Hey, you want to make something silly?" #VideoEdits #YTPMV
January 27, 2026 at 11:03 AM
I heard the Nintendo Wii crash noise in a YouTube video I watched today, and my brain, as usual, said "Hey, you want to make something silly?" #VideoEdits #YTPMV
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Something important to understand about ICE thugs in the Twin Cities is that they're harassing innocent kids and parents at bus stops and schools every single day. Even after the Pretti shooting. It's terrorism.
January 27, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Something important to understand about ICE thugs in the Twin Cities is that they're harassing innocent kids and parents at bus stops and schools every single day. Even after the Pretti shooting. It's terrorism.
Gonna start protesting dressed as Groucho. Call that a Marxist revolution
January 27, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Gonna start protesting dressed as Groucho. Call that a Marxist revolution
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Stop comparing these corrupt and decrepit politicians to The Crypt Keeper. Our favorite storytelling ghoul doesn't deserve that.
January 15, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Stop comparing these corrupt and decrepit politicians to The Crypt Keeper. Our favorite storytelling ghoul doesn't deserve that.
Mr grilled cheese. Grill me a cheese. Make it a sandwich, and not just ten fleas
January 16, 2026 at 10:09 AM
Mr grilled cheese. Grill me a cheese. Make it a sandwich, and not just ten fleas
Upon finishing this book i have come to the realization that it is in fact, not a romance novel centered around cooking
January 5, 2026 at 7:38 AM
Upon finishing this book i have come to the realization that it is in fact, not a romance novel centered around cooking
Tim Robinson is playing Jax in the Digital Circus live action adaptation. Now the question remains, will this make more or fewer people simp for him
January 4, 2026 at 7:56 AM
Tim Robinson is playing Jax in the Digital Circus live action adaptation. Now the question remains, will this make more or fewer people simp for him
They call me Doc the way i be McStuffin this shit
January 2, 2026 at 7:06 AM
They call me Doc the way i be McStuffin this shit
Here's a new fun game. Its called News Headline or Homestuck Quote? Here's a good one: 2024. The last free election the world would ever see
December 11, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Here's a new fun game. Its called News Headline or Homestuck Quote? Here's a good one: 2024. The last free election the world would ever see
Nobody showed up to my scrabble orgy. Unfortunately i have learned those are conflicting markets
December 1, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Nobody showed up to my scrabble orgy. Unfortunately i have learned those are conflicting markets
Nobody has ever eaten five toaster strudels in a row. For all we know that's what cures cancer. Nobody can prove me wrong
December 1, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Nobody has ever eaten five toaster strudels in a row. For all we know that's what cures cancer. Nobody can prove me wrong
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‘We’re Off To See The World!’ Shout Saluting Trump Boys Setting Sail On D.C. Reflecting Pool https://theonion.com/were-off-to-see-the-world-shout-saluting-trump-boys-setting-sail-on-d-c-reflecting-pool/
November 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
‘We’re Off To See The World!’ Shout Saluting Trump Boys Setting Sail On D.C. Reflecting Pool https://theonion.com/were-off-to-see-the-world-shout-saluting-trump-boys-setting-sail-on-d-c-reflecting-pool/
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Hollywood was better when execs were just doing a lot of cocaine and greenlighting everything that sounded cool
November 20, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Hollywood was better when execs were just doing a lot of cocaine and greenlighting everything that sounded cool
I could spend two, maybe three nights at Freddy's tops
November 18, 2025 at 6:42 AM
I could spend two, maybe three nights at Freddy's tops
Kind of fucked up how every component of a sandwich was alive at somepoint. I had to hunt and kill that mayo myself
November 18, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Kind of fucked up how every component of a sandwich was alive at somepoint. I had to hunt and kill that mayo myself
Call my bedroom the zoo the way i overcharge people for sodas and shovel piles of dead dish into the walrus habitat
November 18, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Call my bedroom the zoo the way i overcharge people for sodas and shovel piles of dead dish into the walrus habitat
Bitches love my enthusiastic thumbs
November 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Bitches love my enthusiastic thumbs
Fight Club. But only if you picture Tyler Durden as Groucho Marx. Makes the experience 10 times better
November 3, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Fight Club. But only if you picture Tyler Durden as Groucho Marx. Makes the experience 10 times better
They called me a madman. They said i could never do it. They laughed. They all laughed...
But who's laughing now? That's right. My magnum opus is complete. Johnny x Bling Bling Boy Toxic Enemies-to-Lovers, 400,012 words
But who's laughing now? That's right. My magnum opus is complete. Johnny x Bling Bling Boy Toxic Enemies-to-Lovers, 400,012 words
October 23, 2025 at 11:57 AM
They called me a madman. They said i could never do it. They laughed. They all laughed...
But who's laughing now? That's right. My magnum opus is complete. Johnny x Bling Bling Boy Toxic Enemies-to-Lovers, 400,012 words
But who's laughing now? That's right. My magnum opus is complete. Johnny x Bling Bling Boy Toxic Enemies-to-Lovers, 400,012 words
I am become pee... destroyer of bedsheets...
October 22, 2025 at 9:39 AM
I am become pee... destroyer of bedsheets...
Now that i think about it, why did our parents want us to eat airplanes so badly?
October 20, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Now that i think about it, why did our parents want us to eat airplanes so badly?