Chris Speed 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇰🇼🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇱
speedster68.bsky.social
Chris Speed 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇰🇼🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇱
@speedster68.bsky.social
Father, Son, Timelord (temporarily earthbound)
Pinned
If anybody is trying to DM me (chat) then I'm afraid you may have a long wait for a response as I refuse to kow-tow to the ridiculous age verification process given that I signed up for this service using a 15 year old personal email account and wasn't under the age of 3 at the time!
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He didn’t remove them.
He didn’t call them radical.
November 14, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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From @ericidle.bsky.social & Neil Innes' brilliant & criminally overlooked/unavailable RUTLAND WEEKEND TELEVISION, here's a truncated glimpse of George Harrison's Christmas 1975 guest appearance runner, where he didn't want to perform a song - He really just wanted to play a pirate...
November 14, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 10:06 AM
I don't understand all the delays with the released documents.
Chuck em all into AI, ask it to pull out any named individuals, look for conversations and topics, cross reference themes with laws, produce a list of persons of particular interest, have it on my desk by Monday morning.
#EpsteinFiles
November 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 7:45 AM
In Australian slang, 'dog' means informant or turncoat.
Is this email suggesting an issue of trust? Are they reassuring themselves that although they don't fully trust him, he's seems to be cool with what is going on because, having been around for hours, he hasn't 'barked'/given them up??
#Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
We do so many things out of fear.
Ask yourself, what have I done today out of love?
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On November 10, 1969: Sesame Street made its television debut on PBS. The educational children's series has run for 56 seasons and over 4700 episodes. New episodes still continue to be produced.
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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So does this mean you're going to listen to the scientists telling you that the climate can't afford Rosebank?
November 9, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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So the REPUKE POLITICIAN TRAITORS & THEIR BILLIONAIRE PALS
can have a MULTI-MILLION GOLD BALLROOM no regular American will be invited to
&
ENDLESS $3Million golf games
&
$40BILLION to his FASCIST DICTATOR PAL in Argentina
&
COST of NAZI I.C.E. THUGS...etc, TAXES WE PAY ARE GONE
SO
NO HEALTHCARE.
November 6, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
I for one will welcome our Chinese overlords #Beerjacket #China #Tsingtao
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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There are decent white people in the UK too.
November 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Eighth Circle: Needless Correctors
The souls in this circle often toured the other circles, mocking the poor souls who suffered there for their poor command of the English language.
Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
First Circle (Limbo): Autocorrect Here wander the otherwise virtuous souls who were forced into grievous errors by autocorrect programs. They sit ...
buff.ly
November 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Cis-straightness is so restrictive and rigid culturally that anything slightly outside of the mold will read as queer on some level.
We literally have insults for men that listen to their wives. I wonder how many things that question misogyny as an inherent part of life are seen as non-straight.
November 5, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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think about this
November 4, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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This isn't his best work
November 5, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Congratulations to Zohran #Mamdani on his epic win in #NYC
Feels like the sort of historic event that grandchildren will ask "Where were you when it happened?". Hopefully the folks on the right side of history are the ones who can say "I was right behind him".
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November 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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It's not called The Eptstein Ballroom! Stop calling it that!
October 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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The government shutdown is especially tough on men, who are losing $1.00 for every 75¢ a woman loses.
October 22, 2025 at 9:46 AM
#America already has the cures for most of its ills. It simply needs the courage to swallow the pills.

#UnintentionalPoetry
November 2, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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It makes the orange sack of shit mad so please don’t share.
Trump hates this ad so please don't share 😂
October 24, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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When Stanley Ipkiss first put on #TheMask he could never have imagined it would lead to him demolishing #TheWhiteHouse and winning the Ig Nobel Prize!
November 2, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Absolute perfection. #Reform
November 1, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Did anybody spot the parallel with Russia over Trump's #ballroom and the #WH East Wing?
The whole "it's just a military exercise near the border. Invade? What us? Nah!".
Well, "not gonna touch it" looks a lot like a major #incursion to me...
November 1, 2025 at 11:59 AM