Chris Speed 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇰🇼🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇱
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Chris Speed 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇰🇼🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇱
@speedster68.bsky.social
Father, Son, Timelord (temporarily earthbound)
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If anybody is trying to DM me (chat) then I'm afraid you may have a long wait for a response as I refuse to kow-tow to the ridiculous age verification process given that I signed up for this service using a 15 year old personal email account and wasn't under the age of 3 at the time!
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While Chancellor Rachel Reeves is taking up column inches to talk about sluggish GDP growth & sharing a front page with certain zenophobic British-born billionaires, perhaps she could have a word with them about not offshoring their wealth & maybe paying some helpful UK taxes like the immigrants do!
February 12, 2026 at 1:23 PM
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omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for

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gradient.horse
Draw a horse, watch it run!
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February 9, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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Ahhh Grifto!™©2026

How Nigel Farage Has Spent Seven Years Charging People Money to Be His Candidates & Why the £250 Reform UK Application Fee Is Just the Latest Instalment
Ahhh Grifto!™©2026
How Nigel Farage Has Spent Seven Years Charging People Money to Be His Candidates & Why the £250 Reform UK Application Fee Is Just the Latest Instalment
politicalsatirical.substack.com
February 10, 2026 at 10:14 AM
Incredible scenes from #Cortina2026 with the finals of the parallel giant slalom! A true sport of skill, speed, precision and 1 on 1 competition!
Not based on arbitrary judgement or flashy one-off tricks.
They've surely GOT to reconsider removing it from the 2030 competition!??
#keepPGSolympic
February 8, 2026 at 1:54 PM
I don't need house-elves any more, I've got #AI !

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February 7, 2026 at 11:10 AM
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Watch
Listen
Think
Mary L Trump (@marytrump)
Every American needs to watch this:
substack.com
February 5, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Now #Starmer has discovered that the #DV applied to #Mandelson was clearly inadequate, will he be ordering a review of ALL persons currently operating on behalf of the British state who have been similarly passed "fit for duty" by the same process??!
February 5, 2026 at 12:16 PM
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George Washington Carver developed 300 derivative products from peanuts among them cheese, milk, coffee, flour, ink, dyes, plastics, wood stains, soap, linoleum, medicinal oils and cosmetics. #BlackHistoryMonth
February 3, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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January 30, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Dearest #America,
You are not alone.
The world is watching as these events unfold in the now.
History is watching these events unfold tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow.
These are terrible forever events that must STOP but must NEVER be forgotten.
😢💜
#Stop
#ICE
#Murder
#History
#USA
January 25, 2026 at 12:24 PM
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Board of Peace - Season 1
January 24, 2026 at 7:45 AM
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January 24, 2026 at 12:24 PM
"Yes, the light is fading Mr President. But it's OK for you. I have to walk back by myself!"
#penguin
#confused
#POTUS
January 24, 2026 at 12:42 PM
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It’s Penguin Awareness Day which seems like a great excuse to post the greatest ever Wikipedia edit.
January 20, 2026 at 9:37 AM
Last 2 chances for you to discover (safely) the origins of the term #gaslighting by going to see Patrick Hamilton's thriller at #Ilkley Playhouse!

Saw it last night, #excellent, highly recommened.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Wouldn't want you to miss out!

#Gaslight #Theatre

ilkleyplayhouse.co.uk/IlkleyPlayho...
Gaslight - Ilkley Playhouse
Fri 23 Jan to Sat 24 Jan
ilkleyplayhouse.co.uk
January 23, 2026 at 10:21 AM
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Anti-ICE mural in Mexico City
January 22, 2026 at 2:41 AM
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January 21, 2026 at 6:23 AM
Is everybody just sitting with their jaw on the floor while crickets chirp and tumbleweed rolls around in #Davos? Is there actually an agenda or is Trump just going to spout unchallenged until the (literal) end of time??!
January 21, 2026 at 2:21 PM
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January 20, 2026 at 8:54 AM
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Officer-created jeopardy
January 18, 2026 at 6:00 PM
We don't need to impose retaliatory tariffs on all the US citizens. We just need to get certain people to listen, including GOP and Dem 'friends of the UK'. Some local ordinance shenanigans for environmental run-off from golf links or hotel kitchen hygiene. Reinstate RAF base usage. Wind farm plan 😉
January 19, 2026 at 2:57 PM
With congress pretty much silent/excluded from business, who is running America while Trump is on the golf course, browsing furniture or watching college football games??
January 19, 2026 at 2:10 PM
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Ed Davey might have found his spiritual home
Sub-zero resistance: Minnesotans standing tall against ICE.
January 18, 2026 at 8:16 PM
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January 18, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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Did you know....
January 18, 2026 at 11:20 AM