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crab rangooner
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@vgadvisor.bsky.social tale as old as time
you pull up to the Panera and catch me bustin out the PSone wyd
November 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
one of the advantages of being a modern prog enjoyer is fewer advertisements between songs
November 12, 2025 at 2:16 PM
listen i’m not gonna sit here and tell you i don’t think about the Roman Empire, i’m just trying to say that I think about the Roman Empire a normal amount
November 12, 2025 at 12:59 PM
i guess the lake effect can work opposite too. while the rest of Ohio gets blanketed, here we have at a mere 1/2 mile from the body of water that separates us from Canada, none snow
November 10, 2025 at 1:26 PM
not me remembering that I can import Japanese Saturn games for like 20 bucks and patch them into English with my Saroo. depression cured.
November 8, 2025 at 3:02 PM
November 7, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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2026 Primary Woke Wave
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
just starting to realize how truly dirty Sony America did the PSVita. so many dating sim jrpg’s that woulda sold like gangbusters during that early Persona hype wave but they were too cowardly to localize. what a shame.
November 5, 2025 at 7:07 PM
pay up, Dershowitz
lol. lmao.
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
“please god let this happen because it would be so fucking funny” meme
November 5, 2025 at 12:22 AM
current anime watchlist is to finish RahXephon and then rewatch Evangelion for the 5th time
November 5, 2025 at 12:20 AM
my first Sony was a PS2 so i just had to spring for this PSone. CIB for 60 bucks!!! (not including Xenogears lmfao) and for the first time in my life I own every playstation console. neat.
November 4, 2025 at 11:18 PM
i wish the whole world smelled like cinnamon apple
November 4, 2025 at 4:54 PM
been playing this game with myself where I try to guess someone’s age, ethnicity and gender based on how shitty they drive and I’m a little too good at it
October 31, 2025 at 10:58 PM
as much as I love Jon Stewart and truly do think that he’s doing a good job presenting our ongoing national nonsense for what it is, the last thing we need is for he and our former VP to give legitimacy to yet more centrist slop. that’s part of what got us here in the first place.
October 31, 2025 at 2:06 PM
i’m a no nonsense kinda guy. i’ll only take 2-3 years of being strung along before I finally throw in the towel.
October 30, 2025 at 12:43 PM
highlight of my week is picking up a psone complete in box for $60 😭
October 29, 2025 at 1:46 PM
some of y’all make some reddit ass posts on this website
October 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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They're going to change the clocks this weekend and the president is powerless to stop it. Because he's weak and a loser. That's what they're saying sir
October 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
h8 this Verizon commercial for multiple reasons; for one the implication that a CRT is inferior to a flatscreen, but for two that lady’s spine would crumple like a fuckin accordion the second she tried to pick that thing up let alone stride casually into a store with it
October 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Whenever people complain about the number of folks relying on food stamps, it is worth reminding them that SNAP is, by too large of a degree, a subsidy for corporations that refuse to pay a living wage and their political allies who reject public policy prescriptions to reduce income inequality.
October 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
me smoking the weed i grew myself for the first time
a man with tears running down his face is crying .
ALT: a man with tears running down his face is crying .
media.tenor.com
October 27, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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The desperate need to accumulate more and more at the cost of everyone else’s wellbeing should be classified as a mental disorder, and I will absolutely die on this hill.
Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."
October 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
bring back the phrygian cap
October 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
haha i give up
October 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM