Spamoman (Drink to the Past)
@spamoman.bsky.social
Pansexual, musical asshat. He/him/fae/drunk/ass
Follow for beer pics or random thoughts about video games and comics.
Follow for beer pics or random thoughts about video games and comics.
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Here's your schedule for the week, with the Genshin Impact 24 hour stream I've been talking about for a bit now! But for today, a relaxing Minecraft stream where I finally build a real house (also, I found something really interesting you'll wanna see)
twitch.tv/CrowBirdCannon
twitch.tv/CrowBirdCannon
February 3, 2026 at 5:54 AM
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How do I prep this thing? Should I skin and filet it or just pan-fry it whole in butter and garlic?
February 3, 2026 at 5:48 AM
How do I prep this thing? Should I skin and filet it or just pan-fry it whole in butter and garlic?
Send this to your favorite YouTube chef to prove some hobo has just as good skills.
February 2, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Send this to your favorite YouTube chef to prove some hobo has just as good skills.
BORGOR (and an apple for helth)
February 1, 2026 at 2:59 AM
BORGOR (and an apple for helth)
TFW you wonder if anybody else in the world has ever eaten haggis with chop sticks.
January 29, 2026 at 12:57 AM
TFW you wonder if anybody else in the world has ever eaten haggis with chop sticks.
How to make a bad silent video game protagonist:
Step 1: give players lots of Yes/No choices in the story and whenever they pick No, repeat the question because they picked wrong.
Step 1: give players lots of Yes/No choices in the story and whenever they pick No, repeat the question because they picked wrong.
January 28, 2026 at 10:09 PM
How to make a bad silent video game protagonist:
Step 1: give players lots of Yes/No choices in the story and whenever they pick No, repeat the question because they picked wrong.
Step 1: give players lots of Yes/No choices in the story and whenever they pick No, repeat the question because they picked wrong.
This horoscope app knows I'm single and it's making fun of me.
January 27, 2026 at 2:30 AM
This horoscope app knows I'm single and it's making fun of me.
Here's me playing a tune from a video game on an ocarina designed after an instrument used in a movie adaptation of a different video game. Name them both and win a free handjob from yourself!
January 25, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Here's me playing a tune from a video game on an ocarina designed after an instrument used in a movie adaptation of a different video game. Name them both and win a free handjob from yourself!
Somebody roofie me, the dating apps aren't working.
January 25, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Somebody roofie me, the dating apps aren't working.
Execs at WotC think they screwed up the new set of booster packs and accidentally packed them with the wrong cards, but they're Ninja Turtles cards, so maybe they just snuck in? That's what ninjas do.
January 24, 2026 at 6:26 AM
Execs at WotC think they screwed up the new set of booster packs and accidentally packed them with the wrong cards, but they're Ninja Turtles cards, so maybe they just snuck in? That's what ninjas do.
Coffee vs coffee with stuff in it READY FIGHT
January 22, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Coffee vs coffee with stuff in it READY FIGHT
Built a Mega Blastoise deck and played 3 consecutive games without drawing Mega Blastoise.
#PokemonTCGPocket #FuckRNG
(ironically I still won the first 2 with the normal Blastoise I put in)
#PokemonTCGPocket #FuckRNG
(ironically I still won the first 2 with the normal Blastoise I put in)
January 22, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Built a Mega Blastoise deck and played 3 consecutive games without drawing Mega Blastoise.
#PokemonTCGPocket #FuckRNG
(ironically I still won the first 2 with the normal Blastoise I put in)
#PokemonTCGPocket #FuckRNG
(ironically I still won the first 2 with the normal Blastoise I put in)
I loved Fire Emblem Engage, but I will never be able to remembe the main character's name before thinking "Toothpaste-Chan."
January 22, 2026 at 1:31 AM
I loved Fire Emblem Engage, but I will never be able to remembe the main character's name before thinking "Toothpaste-Chan."
This is epic!
(Also go play the game on NSO)
(Also go play the game on NSO)
Fire up the #NintendoMusic app, it’s time to see what’s new! Music from the GameCube game Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance is available now.
🎵 Listen here: ninten.do/6012tNr9u
🎵 Listen here: ninten.do/6012tNr9u
January 13, 2026 at 12:20 AM
This is epic!
(Also go play the game on NSO)
(Also go play the game on NSO)
My 11YO is nerding out about Pokemon and explaining to my mom (whose last video game was Tetris for NES) why Ash is stupid and his Gliscor should be spamming Earthquake instead of doing something that looks interesting on-screen. XD
January 13, 2026 at 12:19 AM
My 11YO is nerding out about Pokemon and explaining to my mom (whose last video game was Tetris for NES) why Ash is stupid and his Gliscor should be spamming Earthquake instead of doing something that looks interesting on-screen. XD
There's not a lot of evidence, but here's a clip supporting the theory that @shabazzle.bsky.social and I are secretly the same person....
(with @crowbirdcannon.bsky.social)
www.twitch.tv/shabazzle/cl...
(with @crowbirdcannon.bsky.social)
www.twitch.tv/shabazzle/cl...
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
January 2, 2026 at 6:48 AM
There's not a lot of evidence, but here's a clip supporting the theory that @shabazzle.bsky.social and I are secretly the same person....
(with @crowbirdcannon.bsky.social)
www.twitch.tv/shabazzle/cl...
(with @crowbirdcannon.bsky.social)
www.twitch.tv/shabazzle/cl...
Drink to the Past returns a second time!
YouTube video by A Drink to the Past
www.youtube.com
January 1, 2026 at 2:49 AM
#DrinktothePast is back this New Year's Eve! Come listen to me and Chris and @shabazzle.bsky.social and @crowbirdcannon.bsky.social talk about stuff, things, goings-on, and booze! Party starts 8pm Mountain Time, 10pm Eastern, and whatever time that makes it in Crow country!
youtube.com/spamoman
youtube.com/spamoman
A Drink to the Past
Gaming news and booze reviews! Our biggest feature is the podcast, catch it every [sometimes] where we show off a new craft beer (or several) and talk about our deepest thoughts regarding video games...
youtube.com
December 30, 2025 at 6:31 AM
#DrinktothePast is back this New Year's Eve! Come listen to me and Chris and @shabazzle.bsky.social and @crowbirdcannon.bsky.social talk about stuff, things, goings-on, and booze! Party starts 8pm Mountain Time, 10pm Eastern, and whatever time that makes it in Crow country!
youtube.com/spamoman
youtube.com/spamoman
There's a Christmas event in Kirby Air Riders right now, and there's decorations and presents all over the city. It's a little touch, but it's adorable!
December 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
There's a Christmas event in Kirby Air Riders right now, and there's decorations and presents all over the city. It's a little touch, but it's adorable!
I'm texting back and forth with a rando who added me on Snapchat and I'm reasonably certain they're going to try and scam me, but I'm not sure how. What kind of absurd stuff should I make up about myself?
December 25, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I'm texting back and forth with a rando who added me on Snapchat and I'm reasonably certain they're going to try and scam me, but I'm not sure how. What kind of absurd stuff should I make up about myself?
Kratos owes somebody for copyright infringement.
December 24, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Kratos owes somebody for copyright infringement.
The thing I most love about Age of Imprisonment is Quino's fine ass.
December 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
The thing I most love about Age of Imprisonment is Quino's fine ass.
In the Elder Scrolls and Fallout games, it turns out any vendor will trade any item you want for a large enough sword wound.
December 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
In the Elder Scrolls and Fallout games, it turns out any vendor will trade any item you want for a large enough sword wound.