Harold Ballard Survivor
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Harold Ballard Survivor
@spaceman1975.bsky.social
Just a normal middle-aged guy trying to cheat death long enough to see a Maple Leaf hoist Lord Stanley's Cup just once.

Lifting. Running. Swimming. Reading. Stretching. Sleeping.

#LeafsNation #LeafsForever
The IOC should be taking meticulous notes.
December 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Sources tell me that Donald Trump will be the recipient of the Second Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence.
December 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Mount Rushmore of Iconic Blue Jay Home Runs:

1. Joe Carter. Game 6, 1993 World Series vs. Philadelphia Phillies

2. George Springer, Game 7, 2025 ALCS vs. Seattle Mariners

3. Jose Bautista, Game 5, 2015 ALDS vs. Texas Rangers

4. Vladimir Guerrero Jr., Game 2, 2025 ALDS vs. New York Yankees
October 21, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Whenever I deal with garlic in the kitchen, I think about Ray Liotta.
October 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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📌Brian Kilmeade advocated killing people last week, but sure, fire Jimmy Kimmel.
September 18, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Democracies do not end with explosions. They end with applause for those who promise stability, while dismantling liberty.
September 17, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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The free speech activist who built a list of professors he worked to get fired for their speech must be celebrated for his support of free speech, and anyone who quotes his speech accurately in context will be fired and/or face state punishment by the champions of free speech, do I have that right?
September 15, 2025 at 2:43 PM
If Trump continues to deploy National Guard against Americans, and all signs suggest he will, it could lead to a major shift.

People uncomfortable with turning weapons on fellow citizens will stop enlisting.

The result is a radicalized National Guard aligned with authoritarianism.
August 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I am very concerned about our global strategic popcorn reserves.

#trumpvsmusk
June 6, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Play should have been called dead as soon as Carlo touched the puck with the broken stick. Why have rules if you aren't going to apply them?
May 10, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I fucking love the Toronto Maple Leafs Hockey Club!

Fuck yeah!

#LeafsForever
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April 3, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Johnny Oakville!
March 25, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Look. I survived Harold Ballard. I think I can survive Donald Trump.
March 24, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Elbows up, Canada.
March 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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I’m loving his jersey. 🇨🇦
March 23, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Did they just not do the anthems before the game?
March 13, 2025 at 11:10 PM
McKinnon has jets. Jeez.
March 9, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I'm 49 year old, and far too often I'm convinced that I am completely unequipped to navigate this world as an adult. Good fucking lord.
March 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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March 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Our classroom hamster has passed away. Goodnight, Bubble.
February 27, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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Amal and Juan are identical twins.
Their mom only carries one baby photo in her wallet.

Because if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal.
February 25, 2025 at 9:39 AM
CANADA!

CONNOR!

WOOOOOOOOOO!
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February 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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HOLY SHIT you guys, check out this AMAZING song, Hostile Government Takeover, by @agiftfromtodd! He's singing truth, and this tune slaps.

Give it a listen and repost to share.🙏💪
February 17, 2025 at 6:44 AM
X I'd basically 4Chan now.
February 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM