kurt
@spacekop.bsky.social
There's a bean that lasts all day.
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"...and these are the chowder tanks!" I say, slapping the side of one of the great steel pillars. "Ouch! Forgot for a sec these puppies are each holding 60 decaliters of piping hot chowder! Want a taste?" I open the valve and pressurized, scalding, creamy fluid sprays my tour group. "Drink up!"
January 28, 2026 at 5:40 PM
"...and these are the chowder tanks!" I say, slapping the side of one of the great steel pillars. "Ouch! Forgot for a sec these puppies are each holding 60 decaliters of piping hot chowder! Want a taste?" I open the valve and pressurized, scalding, creamy fluid sprays my tour group. "Drink up!"
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“I am Hari Seldon.” The voice was old and soft. “I need TP for my bunghole.”
January 28, 2026 at 1:34 AM
“I am Hari Seldon.” The voice was old and soft. “I need TP for my bunghole.”
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I'm so happy with how this space station animation I made for an upcoming collab with ost comp jam came out
January 26, 2026 at 11:22 PM
I'm so happy with how this space station animation I made for an upcoming collab with ost comp jam came out
I can buy a claw-foot bath tub if I want to.
January 26, 2026 at 5:38 AM
I can buy a claw-foot bath tub if I want to.
Drinking beer straight from the can like a filthy animal.
January 26, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Drinking beer straight from the can like a filthy animal.
Master and Commander is such a good fucking movie
January 25, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Master and Commander is such a good fucking movie
iFixit Dildo Repair Guide
January 25, 2026 at 6:08 PM
iFixit Dildo Repair Guide
I did not sign up to shovel sand. Except this is sand of ice instead of silica.
Maybe that's what's on the beaches in hell, I hope it is. No less than the ICE goons deserve.
Maybe that's what's on the beaches in hell, I hope it is. No less than the ICE goons deserve.
January 25, 2026 at 2:36 PM
I did not sign up to shovel sand. Except this is sand of ice instead of silica.
Maybe that's what's on the beaches in hell, I hope it is. No less than the ICE goons deserve.
Maybe that's what's on the beaches in hell, I hope it is. No less than the ICE goons deserve.
I shovel, then I beer.
January 25, 2026 at 12:48 PM
I shovel, then I beer.
When I played Trackmania United a long time ago, I didn't know there was a social scene; servers and so on. I didn't know any of the hidden mechanics. I discovered some of the air control tricks by necessity and thought they were weird.
I was so naive.
I was so naive.
January 25, 2026 at 11:36 AM
When I played Trackmania United a long time ago, I didn't know there was a social scene; servers and so on. I didn't know any of the hidden mechanics. I discovered some of the air control tricks by necessity and thought they were weird.
I was so naive.
I was so naive.
Sorry, F1 The Movie, but Speed Racer is still the superior racing film. Valiant effort though.
January 25, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Sorry, F1 The Movie, but Speed Racer is still the superior racing film. Valiant effort though.
I live on a steep-ish street. Every time there's snow I think about the neighbors who used to live across the street from me. They would order delivery for at least two meals a day even in the snow. Dunkin, Chic-Fil-Asshole, Maccas, etc. I see em out the window while I'm workin.
January 25, 2026 at 5:37 AM
I live on a steep-ish street. Every time there's snow I think about the neighbors who used to live across the street from me. They would order delivery for at least two meals a day even in the snow. Dunkin, Chic-Fil-Asshole, Maccas, etc. I see em out the window while I'm workin.
Look Around You is one of the most important comedy artifacts ever created.
January 24, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Look Around You is one of the most important comedy artifacts ever created.
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I've been leaning towards Tubi being the streaming service, and now I think it's official: they have Season 1 and Season 2 of one of the best science and technology comedy shows ever made… "Look Around You".
Thanks, Tubi. Thubi.
tubitv.com/series/30001...
Thanks, Tubi. Thubi.
tubitv.com/series/30001...
Look Around You
This unique combination of parody and homage to early 70s/80s British educational programs examines different scientific topics in each episode.
tubitv.com
January 23, 2026 at 8:56 PM
I've been leaning towards Tubi being the streaming service, and now I think it's official: they have Season 1 and Season 2 of one of the best science and technology comedy shows ever made… "Look Around You".
Thanks, Tubi. Thubi.
tubitv.com/series/30001...
Thanks, Tubi. Thubi.
tubitv.com/series/30001...
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Good evening, humans. On this #ItaloDiscoFriday, we invite you to have Sex Tonight on behalf of Brian Martin (1984).
The guitar, the vocals, the chugga chugga bass, and the little pinch of saxophone are all you need.
Stay safe, stay warm.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=L878...
The guitar, the vocals, the chugga chugga bass, and the little pinch of saxophone are all you need.
Stay safe, stay warm.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=L878...
Brian Martin - Sex Tonight (Discoteca Altaluna 1984 - Brescia) - #italodisco
YouTube video by 80's & 90's - Video Dance Classics
www.youtube.com
January 24, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Good evening, humans. On this #ItaloDiscoFriday, we invite you to have Sex Tonight on behalf of Brian Martin (1984).
The guitar, the vocals, the chugga chugga bass, and the little pinch of saxophone are all you need.
Stay safe, stay warm.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=L878...
The guitar, the vocals, the chugga chugga bass, and the little pinch of saxophone are all you need.
Stay safe, stay warm.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=L878...
These cannoli chips contain cane sugar AND stevia! Stevia just tastes so wrong. Why have you done this
January 24, 2026 at 12:05 AM
These cannoli chips contain cane sugar AND stevia! Stevia just tastes so wrong. Why have you done this
I bought a mystery record that had all the right indicators of being My Shit and yeah, I pulled a banger. Late '70s euro disco (French, specifically).
www.discogs.com/release/2901...
www.discogs.com/release/2901...
Voyage - Voyage
View credits, reviews, tracks and shop for the 1978 Vinyl release of "Voyage" on Discogs.
www.discogs.com
January 23, 2026 at 11:36 PM
I bought a mystery record that had all the right indicators of being My Shit and yeah, I pulled a banger. Late '70s euro disco (French, specifically).
www.discogs.com/release/2901...
www.discogs.com/release/2901...
I say once more, respect to the man in the ice cream van.
January 23, 2026 at 5:28 AM
I say once more, respect to the man in the ice cream van.
Daydreaming about being 40 years old.
Fiber supplements! Lite beer! Back problems! Constant low-level pain! Middle management promotion!
And of course, the piece of resistance, Doctor Putting Things Up My Butt!
Fiber supplements! Lite beer! Back problems! Constant low-level pain! Middle management promotion!
And of course, the piece of resistance, Doctor Putting Things Up My Butt!
January 22, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Daydreaming about being 40 years old.
Fiber supplements! Lite beer! Back problems! Constant low-level pain! Middle management promotion!
And of course, the piece of resistance, Doctor Putting Things Up My Butt!
Fiber supplements! Lite beer! Back problems! Constant low-level pain! Middle management promotion!
And of course, the piece of resistance, Doctor Putting Things Up My Butt!
Saw the local liquor guy to pick up some of his latest experiment (rum).
He was proud of the fact that he bottled up an entire pallet of stuff all by himself by "letting the autism flow." No music, podcast, anything. Lights off because they make a hum. Just sunlight, "robot mode."
Love ya man.
He was proud of the fact that he bottled up an entire pallet of stuff all by himself by "letting the autism flow." No music, podcast, anything. Lights off because they make a hum. Just sunlight, "robot mode."
Love ya man.
January 22, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Saw the local liquor guy to pick up some of his latest experiment (rum).
He was proud of the fact that he bottled up an entire pallet of stuff all by himself by "letting the autism flow." No music, podcast, anything. Lights off because they make a hum. Just sunlight, "robot mode."
Love ya man.
He was proud of the fact that he bottled up an entire pallet of stuff all by himself by "letting the autism flow." No music, podcast, anything. Lights off because they make a hum. Just sunlight, "robot mode."
Love ya man.
The Best Picture category this year is stacked with weirdo picks. There's Oscar bait of course, but then you got
Sinners
Frankenstein
Bugonia
and to a lesser extent F1 and One Battle... (which make sense, but they don't feel like traditional Best Pictures, yknow?)
Sinners
Frankenstein
Bugonia
and to a lesser extent F1 and One Battle... (which make sense, but they don't feel like traditional Best Pictures, yknow?)
January 22, 2026 at 10:17 PM
The Best Picture category this year is stacked with weirdo picks. There's Oscar bait of course, but then you got
Sinners
Frankenstein
Bugonia
and to a lesser extent F1 and One Battle... (which make sense, but they don't feel like traditional Best Pictures, yknow?)
Sinners
Frankenstein
Bugonia
and to a lesser extent F1 and One Battle... (which make sense, but they don't feel like traditional Best Pictures, yknow?)
Hey I'm real glad Sinners got so many Oscar nominations. I went in with no expectations and was blown away. I've watched it twice more since.
I made some posts on here about the cinematography, even. Oscar-worthy? I'm not qualified to judge. But I hope they get it.
I made some posts on here about the cinematography, even. Oscar-worthy? I'm not qualified to judge. But I hope they get it.
January 22, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Hey I'm real glad Sinners got so many Oscar nominations. I went in with no expectations and was blown away. I've watched it twice more since.
I made some posts on here about the cinematography, even. Oscar-worthy? I'm not qualified to judge. But I hope they get it.
I made some posts on here about the cinematography, even. Oscar-worthy? I'm not qualified to judge. But I hope they get it.
I set a record on one of those U10S (under 10 seconds) maps in Trackmania, came back tonight and it was soundly beaten. I took it back.
The others on there are habitual record holders on these things. I'm sure they spent a fraction of the time I did on it, but still feels good.
The others on there are habitual record holders on these things. I'm sure they spent a fraction of the time I did on it, but still feels good.
January 22, 2026 at 6:49 AM
I set a record on one of those U10S (under 10 seconds) maps in Trackmania, came back tonight and it was soundly beaten. I took it back.
The others on there are habitual record holders on these things. I'm sure they spent a fraction of the time I did on it, but still feels good.
The others on there are habitual record holders on these things. I'm sure they spent a fraction of the time I did on it, but still feels good.
Everyone's in pre-apocalypse mode for the huge snowstorm. They're cleaning out the eggs, milk, bread, meat, snow melt, and shovels.
Let's hope they aren't cleaning out the tools I need to replace my garbage disposal.
Let's hope they aren't cleaning out the tools I need to replace my garbage disposal.
January 22, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Everyone's in pre-apocalypse mode for the huge snowstorm. They're cleaning out the eggs, milk, bread, meat, snow melt, and shovels.
Let's hope they aren't cleaning out the tools I need to replace my garbage disposal.
Let's hope they aren't cleaning out the tools I need to replace my garbage disposal.
iOS Liquid Ass deleted the (non-Apple) wallpaper I've had on my phone for 15 years. Just replaced it with a stark black background.
I could probably track down that image again, but it appears they've also removed the parallax effect?
Seems they REALLY want you to use just one home/lock image too.
I could probably track down that image again, but it appears they've also removed the parallax effect?
Seems they REALLY want you to use just one home/lock image too.
January 22, 2026 at 4:55 AM
iOS Liquid Ass deleted the (non-Apple) wallpaper I've had on my phone for 15 years. Just replaced it with a stark black background.
I could probably track down that image again, but it appears they've also removed the parallax effect?
Seems they REALLY want you to use just one home/lock image too.
I could probably track down that image again, but it appears they've also removed the parallax effect?
Seems they REALLY want you to use just one home/lock image too.