Purple Stormtrooper
@spacejockee.bsky.social
Tall (6’4”), nerdy, personal trainer, thirst 🪤 and good vibes all around ☺️
https://uv.club/zekee (let’s chat!)
https://uv.club/zekee (let’s chat!)
To anyone that needs to see or hear this today:
It will get better. Endure. You got this!
#itgetsbetter
It will get better. Endure. You got this!
#itgetsbetter
January 20, 2026 at 8:30 PM
To anyone that needs to see or hear this today:
It will get better. Endure. You got this!
#itgetsbetter
It will get better. Endure. You got this!
#itgetsbetter
Is this real life Scott Summers? #X-Men #ScottSummers
January 19, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Is this real life Scott Summers? #X-Men #ScottSummers
I like this shirt ☺️
January 18, 2026 at 9:36 AM
I like this shirt ☺️
There seems to be some kind of unspoken trend by mostly straight creators that doing a face pursing their lips, as if they’re sucking on something sour… am I the only one noticing this shit. It’s hilarious 😆
January 18, 2026 at 8:43 AM
There seems to be some kind of unspoken trend by mostly straight creators that doing a face pursing their lips, as if they’re sucking on something sour… am I the only one noticing this shit. It’s hilarious 😆
The alt text is hilarious 😂😂😂
Traitors casting were like “let’s hire a guy whose guts people hate and let him give them more ammo.”
January 17, 2026 at 7:07 AM
The alt text is hilarious 😂😂😂
That part, right there.
One of the things I’m doing this year is reserving my energy for people who are proactive and enthusiastic about spending time with me. We are not chasing. We are receiving.
January 11, 2026 at 6:07 PM
That part, right there.
Are we still doing the gym thing ? 🙂↕️
January 11, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Are we still doing the gym thing ? 🙂↕️
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A friend (straight) just found out I’m gay, we have a very ”bro” friendship and are going to the movies and had to declare that he has a family and is straight… yeah dude, I know.
Don’t flatter yourself, we’re ONLY friends 😂
Don’t flatter yourself, we’re ONLY friends 😂
January 10, 2026 at 7:28 AM
A friend (straight) just found out I’m gay, we have a very ”bro” friendship and are going to the movies and had to declare that he has a family and is straight… yeah dude, I know.
Don’t flatter yourself, we’re ONLY friends 😂
Don’t flatter yourself, we’re ONLY friends 😂
The level of dump truck I aspire to have in the year of our lord 2026 🙌🏾
January 9, 2026 at 12:18 PM
The level of dump truck I aspire to have in the year of our lord 2026 🙌🏾
Sometimes you just wake up and get that itch… but it’s not in your throat, it’s the kitty that’s purring 🐱 my gawd some of you on here are fine AF 😮💨🔥
January 9, 2026 at 9:46 AM
Sometimes you just wake up and get that itch… but it’s not in your throat, it’s the kitty that’s purring 🐱 my gawd some of you on here are fine AF 😮💨🔥
Yeah, this is disturbing. Almost 7000 pictures an hour?! Elon is cooked unless he puts in regulations. But he won’t…
Grok is producing ~6,700 sexually suggestive or nudified images per hour
• Twitter (X) is now the top deepfaking site in the world
• Women who speak out become targets by users
(via business)
• Twitter (X) is now the top deepfaking site in the world
• Women who speak out become targets by users
(via business)
January 8, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Yeah, this is disturbing. Almost 7000 pictures an hour?! Elon is cooked unless he puts in regulations. But he won’t…
People that ask for recipes online when they see someone cooking, do they really cook it later?
I feel like it’s just something people say/ask for and then when posted they go: ”nah.. I’ll just make something else I’m used to doing”
I feel like it’s just something people say/ask for and then when posted they go: ”nah.. I’ll just make something else I’m used to doing”
January 7, 2026 at 8:08 PM
People that ask for recipes online when they see someone cooking, do they really cook it later?
I feel like it’s just something people say/ask for and then when posted they go: ”nah.. I’ll just make something else I’m used to doing”
I feel like it’s just something people say/ask for and then when posted they go: ”nah.. I’ll just make something else I’m used to doing”
That feeling when you thoroughly cleaned your bathroom 💅🏾
Can’t wait to ruin it again 😂
Can’t wait to ruin it again 😂
ariana grande is wearing a black dress and standing in a hallway with other women .
ALT: ariana grande is wearing a black dress and standing in a hallway with other women .
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2026 at 2:46 PM
That feeling when you thoroughly cleaned your bathroom 💅🏾
Can’t wait to ruin it again 😂
Can’t wait to ruin it again 😂
Same… where do I send my application form to?
First day back at work today after 2 weeks and y’all….im tired! I need a full time sugar daddy
January 6, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Same… where do I send my application form to?
Sebastian Stan, Colin Farrell and Jeffrey Wright - sign them now!! I’ll be seated 🪑
Cast so far for ‘The Batman 2’ 🦇
• Robert Pattinson
• Scarlett Johansson
• Colin Farrell
• Jeffrey Wright
• Andy Serkis
• Sebastian Stan (In talks)
• Barry Keoghan (Expected)
• Robert Pattinson
• Scarlett Johansson
• Colin Farrell
• Jeffrey Wright
• Andy Serkis
• Sebastian Stan (In talks)
• Barry Keoghan (Expected)
January 6, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Sebastian Stan, Colin Farrell and Jeffrey Wright - sign them now!! I’ll be seated 🪑
I’ve put off watching ”The Wire” for years and finally started yesterday. And with today’s experience, it’s off to rocky start tbh. But, I see the potential in the characters being more than the first episode so I’m here for it.
#theWire
#theWire
January 6, 2026 at 7:13 PM
I’ve put off watching ”The Wire” for years and finally started yesterday. And with today’s experience, it’s off to rocky start tbh. But, I see the potential in the characters being more than the first episode so I’m here for it.
#theWire
#theWire
January 6, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Good morning ☀️
January 6, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Good morning ☀️
There’s some really good looking and incredibly sexy nerds on this app! Like my goodness 😮💨
January 5, 2026 at 5:34 PM
There’s some really good looking and incredibly sexy nerds on this app! Like my goodness 😮💨
Making sure my experience at the gym is classy all the time in 2026 💅🏾
January 5, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Making sure my experience at the gym is classy all the time in 2026 💅🏾