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The real halftime show was phenomenal especially in surround
February 13, 2026 at 8:05 PM
House Rules by Slaughterhouse is the greatest mixtape of all time
January 8, 2026 at 2:02 PM
The hardest part of deadlifting is putting taking the weights off and putting them back
December 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
My bitch must hate when I’m happy cause every time I bust out laughing she wakes up and tells me to STFU
December 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
6 hour soup is crazy work man im STARVING
September 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Benson Boone is terrible and I hope everyone involved in making his music public to go straight to hell
June 25, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I’m trying to like hoziers music but man it’s hard to enjoy garbage
June 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
It feels so good (not so guilt-free) to spend my day off letting my adhd run rampant.
May 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Eating the flesh of 3 different species. Gluttony at work.
March 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
At some point I gotta accept that my default shirt size is XL
February 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
My lips are chapped, first time for everything. 🚮🚮
January 24, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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On the Oregon Coast, part 2
January 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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January 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Finally left that toxic relationship (bird app)
December 30, 2024 at 6:32 PM
I want to do the drug of choice of the National Spelling Bee Champion with them.
December 27, 2024 at 6:58 PM
God what the heck did I consume to deserve this wrath
December 21, 2024 at 11:55 PM
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Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked.
December 20, 2024 at 3:16 PM
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December 14, 2024 at 6:51 PM
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December 13, 2024 at 3:00 PM
December 8, 2024 at 10:23 PM
Telling the subway employee to put the jalapeños on my sub before toasting it.
a man with a beard wearing a blue shirt is talking to another man .
ALT: a man with a beard wearing a blue shirt is talking to another man .
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December 6, 2024 at 3:59 PM
I automatically add 4-5 days to FedEx’s estimated delivery date
December 6, 2024 at 1:16 PM
I feel like I apply deodorant unevenly every time. It sits in the middle of my brain. I leave it alone but
December 1, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Friendsgiving leftovers for lunch. 😮‍💨😮‍💨
November 23, 2024 at 4:24 PM
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If I’m Kendrick I’m replying w just this picture
November 23, 2024 at 4:09 PM