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Pinned post: my intention with this thing was to post my progress in the climbing gym. I started climbing less than a year ago, and I’m absolutely not “good” but I’m hoping to make progress. If you want to watch and old dude climb things badly, you’ve come to the right place! #bouldering #climbing
Log onto this thing for the first time in a few months and find that my employer’s official account is following me. 😡
August 1, 2025 at 2:34 PM
A couple photos from Cerberus Canyon in Death Valley NP. Fun weekend of canyoneering. 33 rappels, 12.5 hours. Highest was 270’, also 240, 165, 115, and a lot more.

#canyoneering #rockclimbing #bouldering
March 31, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Little photo dump from Death Valley
March 31, 2025 at 5:05 PM
A little corner work. V4 with pinchy holds. Build tension with the right hand side pull and get feet up. Needs improvement, but not too bad.
March 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
V4 with an easy dyno in it. Next time, stomp that right foot and be less lazy
March 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I flashed this V4 a week ago. Went back today to try to duplicate it. Fun, juggy little route. The big throw required a strong right foot.
March 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Haven’t uploaded and bouldering videos in a while, here’s a fun little V4 body position problem.
March 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I’m usually more of a climbing up stuff type of dude. But this week we decided to change it up and go down some things instead. Heavenly weather at Heavenly
February 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Haven’t had a new top out in a couple weeks, but here’s a yellow V4 I finished off today. The start was the tricky part, after that relatively straightforward

#bouldering #rockclimbing
February 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
V5. I had my feet backwards for the final move and paid the price. I did fix it on my next attempt, but unfortunately forgot to start the camera.

#bouldering
#rockclimbing
February 6, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Finished up this overhangy V3 I had failed a couple days ago. Fun and a little swingy. I’ll definitely revisit this to try to make it smoother and cleaner

#bouldering
#rockclimbing
February 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Fun little V4 today, took me a bit to figure out the right foot rockover, but I got there eventually

#bouldering
#rockclimbing
February 6, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Gym today for the first time in nearly 3 months. Felt good, but I went easy on myself anyway. I had a couple rules: nothing girder than V3, and quit at the first sign of fatigue in order to avoid more injuries.

#bouldering #rockclimbing
February 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Pinned post: my intention with this thing was to post my progress in the climbing gym. I started climbing less than a year ago, and I’m absolutely not “good” but I’m hoping to make progress. If you want to watch and old dude climb things badly, you’ve come to the right place! #bouldering #climbing
February 3, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Going to start using this thing the way I originally intended today. My goal was to track my progress at the climbing gym, and post videos of both my successes and failures. I’ve been on the shelf for a few months with an injury, but today I’m feeling like I’m healed enough to start
February 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The weather outside is frightful, so I do what I have to do to get my miles in. Grinding them away on the trainer in my basement.

#cycling
#indoorcycling
#chicago
January 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Quick little overnight to Curaçao. Infinity pool and a portable pedestrian bridge.
January 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
When you get the whole beach to yourself. Montego Bay
December 29, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Well, no serious damage. Just need a little rest and some PT and I’ll be back to #bouldering and #climbing in a couple weeks. In the meantime, I guess I live on my bike trainer
December 11, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Just a couple pics I snapped in the Italian Alps back in November. The idea was to hit the Via Ferrata routes, but the weather didn’t cooperate. There was way too much snow, so I had to settle for these views instead
December 6, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Punta Cana for the day. Taking advantage of the beautiful weather in this amazing place
December 4, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Making this account to document my experiences as a professional world traveler. Content to come, but will include dumb videos of sailing, bouldering, cycling and general dicking around.
December 2, 2024 at 8:08 AM