I'll be leaving Florence tomorrow and I'm MAD. Like yes, the Medicis were oligarchs but them they had good art made AND they put it in churches so everyone can see it an learn and understand humanism. The fuck to billionaire oligarchs do today? they spy on us and lobby governments. Fkn stupid

I keep giving people crap for liking androgynous characters cuz everybody fkn likes androgyny but then I see Hornet and realise I'm a hypocrite

Breach dropped and there's no reference to Josh being pregnant? man, TØP really fell off

I'm not into cars, I used to be a little bit a long time ago but what did I miss, when did the civic stop looking like 1 and started looking like 2, this is horrible, this is why the west has fallen

I'm a traveling Dildo salesman (for real) and I have to take all my display toys with me through TSA. It's real hit or miss with the toys getting flagged but it's kinda funny when they do.

But what they absolutely hate is my service dog's dog food. I think they think it's buckshot.

python? you mean pussy javascript?

Speak softly and suck a big dick or whatever Roosevelt said

hitting `yay` in the terminal and hoping it'll be alright

I need like 2 people to help me pump lithium straight into Kanye's AC, we'll meet at the gas station at 2am on the dot, we'll get away in a white Toyota Corolla, set your watches and turn off your phones, make sure you have an alibi

So incredibly happy to see so much snow in Louisiana. Growing up on Bayou Lafourche, I remember seeing snow the first time in my life at 10 years old…

There are kids who never leave the bayou, who have never seen this before, and they’re in heaven right now.

Have fun y’all.

Anyone who lives in Louisiana - especially close to Bayou Lafourche - I have a request.

My mom passed away summer of last year. Southern Louisiana is expecting a major snowstorm… growing up there, I only saw snow 3 times in my life.

Normally she’d send me pictures.

Would love pictures on Tuesday!

Coyote is the past tense of coyeet