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November 17, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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Pauline: We've made it to the core Donkey Kong...I can finally make my greatest wish i've dreamed of my whole life...
The Richest and Most Handsome Kong in all of Kongo Bongo: Change of Plans Little Girl! The Wish Belongs to the Richest and Most Handsome Kong in all of Kongo Bongo!
The Richest and Most Handsome Kong in all of Kongo Bongo: Change of Plans Little Girl! The Wish Belongs to the Richest and Most Handsome Kong in all of Kongo Bongo!
a cartoon gorilla stands in front of a helicopter
ALT: a cartoon gorilla stands in front of a helicopter
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July 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Pauline: We've made it to the core Donkey Kong...I can finally make my greatest wish i've dreamed of my whole life...
The Richest and Most Handsome Kong in all of Kongo Bongo: Change of Plans Little Girl! The Wish Belongs to the Richest and Most Handsome Kong in all of Kongo Bongo!
The Richest and Most Handsome Kong in all of Kongo Bongo: Change of Plans Little Girl! The Wish Belongs to the Richest and Most Handsome Kong in all of Kongo Bongo!
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November 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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I just think she's neat.
November 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I just think she's neat.
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!["for my next trick im going to invent a woman who is oblivious to anyone flirting with her, she's gonna think theyre just being friendly"
[crowd gets unruly; this has been done before]
"and then im gonna make her so chronically anxious that when she thinks people are being friendly, it must be because they secretly hate her"
[mood in the audience turns sour. millions like them out there]
"but then she will ALSO have a hatefucking kink, causing her to be flirtatious and sexually forward whenever someone is coming onto her, something she is, again, totally oblivious of"
[stunned silence. the camera pans around to show the audience. an old man is silently nodding with tears running down his face. then everyone jumps up all at once. room goes nuclear. standing ovations]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kjsl6b5t5klf5cbtnkyxq3ar/bafkreidia57vjfgax2vd27rxhgdav3r74o2jxide5ukwgvp7fm5w7p2x6u@jpeg)
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can you please lay off my girl. she's just. a hourse.
November 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
can you please lay off my girl. she's just. a hourse.
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andrew cuomo ran one of the worst political campaigns in modern history but i think my favorite part was in this ai ad, the pregnant bill cited chatgpt as a source and a chatgpt phone walks onto the screen and goes “that’s right”
November 5, 2025 at 10:16 PM
andrew cuomo ran one of the worst political campaigns in modern history but i think my favorite part was in this ai ad, the pregnant bill cited chatgpt as a source and a chatgpt phone walks onto the screen and goes “that’s right”
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kirby songs either named shit like "Trip To Apple Garden" or "The Girl Watched As The Shattered Star Cried To God In Anguish"
November 13, 2024 at 11:45 PM
kirby songs either named shit like "Trip To Apple Garden" or "The Girl Watched As The Shattered Star Cried To God In Anguish"
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November 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Just because she's a computer doesn't mean she knows everything
November 6, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Just because she's a computer doesn't mean she knows everything
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November 3, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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I have started taking commissions at ko-fi.com/soulsylvia! They might be a little pricey for some, so only order if you're in a comfortable position to do so! :D
SoulSylvia's Commissions
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ko-fi.com
September 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I have started taking commissions at ko-fi.com/soulsylvia! They might be a little pricey for some, so only order if you're in a comfortable position to do so! :D
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On Evergreen Terrace
November 1, 2025 at 11:23 AM
On Evergreen Terrace
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November 2, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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October 31, 2025 at 4:26 PM
October 31, 2025 at 9:41 AM
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Gonna be honest, chat, today was pretty shit. I think this is what I needed to cheer up. One must imagine jester and doll happy.
#MyArt #TADC #Pomni #Ragatha #buttonblossom #jesterdoll #Digitaltober
#MyArt #TADC #Pomni #Ragatha #buttonblossom #jesterdoll #Digitaltober
October 30, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Gonna be honest, chat, today was pretty shit. I think this is what I needed to cheer up. One must imagine jester and doll happy.
#MyArt #TADC #Pomni #Ragatha #buttonblossom #jesterdoll #Digitaltober
#MyArt #TADC #Pomni #Ragatha #buttonblossom #jesterdoll #Digitaltober
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Don't you just hate it when you misjudge the duration of a bomb fuse?
#MyArt #TADC #Pomni #Digitaltober
#MyArt #TADC #Pomni #Digitaltober
October 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Don't you just hate it when you misjudge the duration of a bomb fuse?
#MyArt #TADC #Pomni #Digitaltober
#MyArt #TADC #Pomni #Digitaltober
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