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Soren
@sorenkyto.bsky.social
Lefty, furry, writer, musician, salesperson. I've worn many hats.

Be prepared for content. It may not be quality, but it is definitely content.

Always remember to believe everything you see on the Internet.
Actual image of me hunting down the last remaining Canadian Loyalists in the 51st state.

~circa 2026, four months after the battle for Greenland.
February 9, 2025 at 3:05 AM
We're so back, bitches
February 1, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I haven't used bluesky since 2023?! I gotta get back on that grind
February 1, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Well this isn't good.

www.nytimes.com/2025/02/01/u...
Elon Musk’s Team Now Has Full Access to Treasury’s Payments System
www.nytimes.com
February 1, 2025 at 10:44 PM
MERRY CHRISTMAS 🎁⛄⛄🎁⛄🎄💐🎄🎄⛄🎁
December 26, 2023 at 1:10 AM
I miss looking forward to hating the YouTube rewind every year 😭
December 18, 2023 at 12:06 AM
I got a new pen~
November 29, 2023 at 7:32 AM
None of them have ever hauled anything, I can guarantee that
November 26, 2023 at 11:30 PM
Have a little Loona
November 26, 2023 at 11:28 PM
PSA
November 26, 2023 at 11:28 PM
It's been a while since I've been on here. How are things?
November 23, 2023 at 8:59 PM
Watching CoD style montages of war footage cut together like a trickshot video, complete with the 2012 dubstep, is one of the most surreal things ever and about as well as I expected the 2020s to go.
October 10, 2023 at 9:34 PM
Omg the new Muhammad Ali pen is just amazing 😍😍🤩
October 2, 2023 at 11:42 PM
Reposted by Soren
"Those cold, selfish word magnates took everything from me."
Penniless, Barefoot David Zaslav Wanders L.A. Streets After Reaching Deal With WGA
LOS ANGELES—Meagerly rattling a tin cup at pedestrians rushing past him on Sunset Boulevard, the penniless and barefoot Warner Bros. Discovery CEO David Zaslav was seen wandering the L.A. streets Mo...
www.theonion.com
September 25, 2023 at 7:16 PM
My new headshot is finally finished! ^w^

Thank you so so much to @neothemartian.bsky.social!!

Please go check out their art. It's absolutely fantastic and you should all support them!!
September 23, 2023 at 3:19 AM
When you hit the bong with no water in it:
September 14, 2023 at 3:23 AM
My writers block is so bad that I can't even come up with a clever caption for how bad my writers block is. Aaaaaghhhgghghh
September 14, 2023 at 3:17 AM
September 8, 2023 at 3:34 AM
Mocha got one too xP
September 5, 2023 at 5:58 AM
Chai got a new jacket 😎
September 5, 2023 at 4:33 AM
Someone bring me a vape. I'm fiending
August 30, 2023 at 2:11 AM
Reposted by Soren
In 1982, just 22 California Condors were left in the world. Now there are almost 600, but they're vulnerable to bird flu. A new vaccine could protect them 🧪https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/endangered-california-condors-get-bird-flu-vaccine/ by @meghanbartels.bsky.social
Endangered California Condors Get Bird Flu Vaccine
After avian influenza killed 21 endangered California Condors, government officials are testing a vaccine that could protect the massive scavengers from infection
www.scientificamerican.com
August 29, 2023 at 8:16 PM
August 29, 2023 at 9:11 AM
PSA
August 29, 2023 at 9:04 AM
We need videos on here. I have the urge to shitpost but my power level is limited
August 29, 2023 at 9:02 AM