I'm sort of like if a guy's guy and a girl's girl had a baby
March 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I'm sort of like if a guy's guy and a girl's girl had a baby
Pro tip for the fellas: women are basically therapists you don’t have to pay
February 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Pro tip for the fellas: women are basically therapists you don’t have to pay
Im so good at being a team player I make all the other team players look like garbage
February 11, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Im so good at being a team player I make all the other team players look like garbage
There is no shame in dying for nothing. That’s how most people do it
February 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
There is no shame in dying for nothing. That’s how most people do it
A hundred years from now there won’t be one sad fuck to look at any of this
February 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM
A hundred years from now there won’t be one sad fuck to look at any of this
You’re in her DMs. I’m in her works cited. We are not the same
February 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
You’re in her DMs. I’m in her works cited. We are not the same
Universally loathed guy: I'm a bit of a niche internet micro celebrity
February 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Universally loathed guy: I'm a bit of a niche internet micro celebrity
Maggie Rogers - Alaska
February 10, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Maggie Rogers - Alaska
Let’s just admit it, I’m intimidated by your caustic wry wit and you’re intimidated by my mysterious and oily charisma
February 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Let’s just admit it, I’m intimidated by your caustic wry wit and you’re intimidated by my mysterious and oily charisma
Kanye pulling up to dinner
February 9, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Kanye pulling up to dinner
Hey girl, that sounds real quaint and all but I’m going to be honest. Your life sounds excruciatingly monotonous, insipid, and dull. Love you 💝 Talk soon!
February 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Hey girl, that sounds real quaint and all but I’m going to be honest. Your life sounds excruciatingly monotonous, insipid, and dull. Love you 💝 Talk soon!
Being single is so funny... lol nobody wants you 😂🫵
February 6, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Being single is so funny... lol nobody wants you 😂🫵
Hey bro just wanted to say that even though I’m smarter than you, more stylish than you, funnier than you, more attractive than you, more charming than you, just holistically a more interesting and better person, we’re still buds. Like, all that doesn’t even matter. You my dawg
February 6, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Hey bro just wanted to say that even though I’m smarter than you, more stylish than you, funnier than you, more attractive than you, more charming than you, just holistically a more interesting and better person, we’re still buds. Like, all that doesn’t even matter. You my dawg
I feel good, sometimes I don’t
November 21, 2024 at 8:23 PM
I feel good, sometimes I don’t
The second they release a robot that does housework I’m going to emotionally abuse it
November 21, 2024 at 6:19 PM
The second they release a robot that does housework I’m going to emotionally abuse it
That uncool thing you saw me doing, I was doing it knowingly actually
November 20, 2024 at 4:52 PM
That uncool thing you saw me doing, I was doing it knowingly actually
Finally some good news
November 20, 2024 at 1:20 PM
Finally some good news
Reposted by VOIDFILL🕳️
i think that drake should be executed live on national television
November 18, 2024 at 9:01 PM
i think that drake should be executed live on national television
Reposted by VOIDFILL🕳️
[pointing at a woman’s vagina] make it make sense
July 23, 2023 at 3:42 AM
[pointing at a woman’s vagina] make it make sense
