Soapy Corcoran (I do the journalism)
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Hello everyone
My names Soapy, I "work" in politics, put simply this means I will say ANYTHING that garners me the slightest bit of attention.
I can't wait to share all of my well informed views with you all.
(This is a parody account)
My names Soapy, I "work" in politics, put simply this means I will say ANYTHING that garners me the slightest bit of attention.
I can't wait to share all of my well informed views with you all.
(This is a parody account)
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OMG I WISH I COULD MEET NIGEL
OMG!
Can people STOP sharing this pic of me please, I was not taking a shit i was cramping from my period and needed to do some street squats to ease the pain!
Can people STOP sharing this pic of me please, I was not taking a shit i was cramping from my period and needed to do some street squats to ease the pain!
September 14, 2025 at 10:00 AM
OMG!
Can people STOP sharing this pic of me please, I was not taking a shit i was cramping from my period and needed to do some street squats to ease the pain!
Can people STOP sharing this pic of me please, I was not taking a shit i was cramping from my period and needed to do some street squats to ease the pain!
The last line: we must stand up to bullies.
There’s a lot of them in politics.
I have encountered a lot of them.
As a young woman with a learning difficulty - I think I’d feel pretty safe if Rupert was my boss.
I hope he enjoys pegging.
There’s a lot of them in politics.
I have encountered a lot of them.
As a young woman with a learning difficulty - I think I’d feel pretty safe if Rupert was my boss.
I hope he enjoys pegging.
March 9, 2025 at 9:29 PM
The last line: we must stand up to bullies.
There’s a lot of them in politics.
I have encountered a lot of them.
As a young woman with a learning difficulty - I think I’d feel pretty safe if Rupert was my boss.
I hope he enjoys pegging.
There’s a lot of them in politics.
I have encountered a lot of them.
As a young woman with a learning difficulty - I think I’d feel pretty safe if Rupert was my boss.
I hope he enjoys pegging.
I would personally happily go to Great Yarmouth and support Rupert Lowe in getting re-elected at the next election regardless (not that he’ll need help) but none the less.
Really hope he sees this, I wanna ride him like a mechanical bull.
Really hope he sees this, I wanna ride him like a mechanical bull.
a woman in a white fur coat is dancing in front of a fire .
ALT: a woman in a white fur coat is dancing in front of a fire .
media.tenor.com
March 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I would personally happily go to Great Yarmouth and support Rupert Lowe in getting re-elected at the next election regardless (not that he’ll need help) but none the less.
Really hope he sees this, I wanna ride him like a mechanical bull.
Really hope he sees this, I wanna ride him like a mechanical bull.
I would pluck dingleberries from Rupert Lowes hairy old arse if it meant he would acknowledge my existence.
March 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I would pluck dingleberries from Rupert Lowes hairy old arse if it meant he would acknowledge my existence.
I want to have Rupert Lowe's babies.
March 8, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I want to have Rupert Lowe's babies.
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A handy guide
January 21, 2025 at 3:34 PM
A handy guide
It’s just beautiful isn’t it
Johnson, Truss and Sunak all gone
Farage is on the ropes
Lovely stuff
Johnson, Truss and Sunak all gone
Farage is on the ropes
Lovely stuff
January 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
It’s just beautiful isn’t it
Johnson, Truss and Sunak all gone
Farage is on the ropes
Lovely stuff
Johnson, Truss and Sunak all gone
Farage is on the ropes
Lovely stuff
Just got absolutely hammered by the father
Can always count on your clergy to keep you busy
Back to practicing 😝🍆
Can always count on your clergy to keep you busy
Back to practicing 😝🍆
December 22, 2024 at 10:32 PM
Just got absolutely hammered by the father
Can always count on your clergy to keep you busy
Back to practicing 😝🍆
Can always count on your clergy to keep you busy
Back to practicing 😝🍆
Why would you want to be a young white person in Britain today
Just checked my uni email and looked at the careers notifications we get and they’re all like this!
careers.deliveroo.co.uk
Just checked my uni email and looked at the careers notifications we get and they’re all like this!
careers.deliveroo.co.uk
Home - Deliveroo Careers
careers.deliveroo.co.uk
December 22, 2024 at 2:16 PM
Why would you want to be a young white person in Britain today
Just checked my uni email and looked at the careers notifications we get and they’re all like this!
careers.deliveroo.co.uk
Just checked my uni email and looked at the careers notifications we get and they’re all like this!
careers.deliveroo.co.uk
OMG I WISH I COULD MEET NIGEL
December 21, 2024 at 2:08 PM
OMG I WISH I COULD MEET NIGEL
if your bath is overflowing, you don’t start mopping up the water while the tap is still running, you turn off the tap first.
Follow me for more great advice
Follow me for more great advice
December 13, 2024 at 4:37 PM
if your bath is overflowing, you don’t start mopping up the water while the tap is still running, you turn off the tap first.
Follow me for more great advice
Follow me for more great advice
Whoop finally did something I’ve been wanting to do for ages but didn’t have the courage to do!
That 💩 was MASSIVE
And the relief is wild
That 💩 was MASSIVE
And the relief is wild
December 13, 2024 at 7:39 AM
Whoop finally did something I’ve been wanting to do for ages but didn’t have the courage to do!
That 💩 was MASSIVE
And the relief is wild
That 💩 was MASSIVE
And the relief is wild
The problem with this sort of thing - is that it doesn’t break through with young people - esp not my age group - because it is often dull and unexciting.
Why won't people come to my birthday parties?
Why won't people come to my birthday parties?
December 12, 2024 at 7:05 AM
The problem with this sort of thing - is that it doesn’t break through with young people - esp not my age group - because it is often dull and unexciting.
Why won't people come to my birthday parties?
Why won't people come to my birthday parties?
The question is,
Why didn't my mum just swallow?
Why didn't my mum just swallow?
December 9, 2024 at 6:49 PM
The question is,
Why didn't my mum just swallow?
Why didn't my mum just swallow?
This is bloody ugly and depressing and I will say as much - sucks the joy out of Britain
Stick it on your mantlepiece- it'll keep the kids away from the fireplace.
Stick it on your mantlepiece- it'll keep the kids away from the fireplace.
December 9, 2024 at 8:23 AM
This is bloody ugly and depressing and I will say as much - sucks the joy out of Britain
Stick it on your mantlepiece- it'll keep the kids away from the fireplace.
Stick it on your mantlepiece- it'll keep the kids away from the fireplace.
Rupert Lowe is really really making me cum hard because man what an amazing tongue he has!
a white goat is standing in the grass with its mouth open and making a funny face .
ALT: a white goat is standing in the grass with its mouth open and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Rupert Lowe is really really making me cum hard because man what an amazing tongue he has!
Does anyone have any recommendations for good sex toys?
I’m wanting to start an onlyfans account in the new year but I don’t know where to start.
I’m wanting to start an onlyfans account in the new year but I don’t know where to start.
December 7, 2024 at 11:17 PM
Does anyone have any recommendations for good sex toys?
I’m wanting to start an onlyfans account in the new year but I don’t know where to start.
I’m wanting to start an onlyfans account in the new year but I don’t know where to start.
Growing up
My mum and dad said you should never trust a fart when bench pressing
My first real experience bench pressing proved them right
My mum and dad said you should never trust a fart when bench pressing
My first real experience bench pressing proved them right
a man holding a tennis racquet on a tennis court in front of a sign that says al
ALT: a man holding a tennis racquet on a tennis court in front of a sign that says al
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Growing up
My mum and dad said you should never trust a fart when bench pressing
My first real experience bench pressing proved them right
My mum and dad said you should never trust a fart when bench pressing
My first real experience bench pressing proved them right
Young people are abandoning ecstacy in France, in The USA, in Canada, in Germany
Why?
- immigration stopping us from dancing when off our tits
- high taxes and DEI initiatives stopping us from getting decent baggies!
Time for youngsters in the UK to follow suit and take up Cocaine!
Why?
- immigration stopping us from dancing when off our tits
- high taxes and DEI initiatives stopping us from getting decent baggies!
Time for youngsters in the UK to follow suit and take up Cocaine!
December 7, 2024 at 1:30 PM
Young people are abandoning ecstacy in France, in The USA, in Canada, in Germany
Why?
- immigration stopping us from dancing when off our tits
- high taxes and DEI initiatives stopping us from getting decent baggies!
Time for youngsters in the UK to follow suit and take up Cocaine!
Why?
- immigration stopping us from dancing when off our tits
- high taxes and DEI initiatives stopping us from getting decent baggies!
Time for youngsters in the UK to follow suit and take up Cocaine!
Never in my life to this date have I ever been able to eat more than half a giraffes nutsack.
Hairy balls
Hairy balls
a woman wearing a red shirt with maple leaves on it makes a face
ALT: a woman wearing a red shirt with maple leaves on it makes a face
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2024 at 8:53 PM
Never in my life to this date have I ever been able to eat more than half a giraffes nutsack.
Hairy balls
Hairy balls
Rupert Lowe is really really making me moister than an oyster because man what an amazing politician he is
an elderly woman in a pink robe is saying i want meat !
ALT: an elderly woman in a pink robe is saying i want meat !
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Rupert Lowe is really really making me moister than an oyster because man what an amazing politician he is
What on earth does a ‘middle aged sex doll’ look like plz?
Me nan said she's got me one for Xmas 🤷♂️
Me nan said she's got me one for Xmas 🤷♂️
December 6, 2024 at 3:37 PM
What on earth does a ‘middle aged sex doll’ look like plz?
Me nan said she's got me one for Xmas 🤷♂️
Me nan said she's got me one for Xmas 🤷♂️
When young people wake up and realise that millionaires is the reason we can’t get homes and why our services are crumbling
That sky high taxes are the reason we can’t get jobs / or that work simply doesn’t pay
They won’t vote wake up again - and I'm coming
That sky high taxes are the reason we can’t get jobs / or that work simply doesn’t pay
They won’t vote wake up again - and I'm coming
a woman is standing in the rain with her mouth open and her hair wet .
ALT: a woman is standing in the rain with her mouth open and her hair wet .
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2024 at 3:34 PM
When young people wake up and realise that millionaires is the reason we can’t get homes and why our services are crumbling
That sky high taxes are the reason we can’t get jobs / or that work simply doesn’t pay
They won’t vote wake up again - and I'm coming
That sky high taxes are the reason we can’t get jobs / or that work simply doesn’t pay
They won’t vote wake up again - and I'm coming
Happy happy happy
A big win for my compulsory flat cap campaign and for Cambridgeshire
You don’t have to be an elected politician to get stuff done ✅
A big win for my compulsory flat cap campaign and for Cambridgeshire
You don’t have to be an elected politician to get stuff done ✅
December 6, 2024 at 8:15 AM
Happy happy happy
A big win for my compulsory flat cap campaign and for Cambridgeshire
You don’t have to be an elected politician to get stuff done ✅
A big win for my compulsory flat cap campaign and for Cambridgeshire
You don’t have to be an elected politician to get stuff done ✅
God - Gone back to Thurrock for the night and even my dad is telling me im a cùnt.
And I very much trust my dad …
And I very much trust my dad …
December 4, 2024 at 8:15 PM
God - Gone back to Thurrock for the night and even my dad is telling me im a cùnt.
And I very much trust my dad …
And I very much trust my dad …