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Sophie Haze
@sophhaze.bsky.social
YEG | Amiskwacîwâskahikan | Treaty 6

Canadian comedian and all around nice girl.

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here's some stuff I've got coming up! I'm competing in the finals of The Comic Strip's comedy competition this coming Tuesday. But I've also got some other fun gigs incoming ⬇️
the other night I had a dream that HR organized an orgy and participation was mandatory.
September 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
tune into a new episode of @commdiagnosis.bsky.social for a discussion on Edmonton, the festival city. we dig into Weapons (2025), The Hunting Wives, and hear from our fans.
August 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
my impression of the Call Her Daddy podcast
August 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I just finished my internship and was hired full-time as the intimacy coordinator of a local open mic comedy scene.
August 8, 2025 at 12:40 AM
my dream career is professional gatekeeper
July 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I either want to make 100k a year or be unemployed. somehow that makes sense.
July 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM
July 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Reposted by Sophie Haze
EPISODE 9:

We got a club tour at a local lifestyle club comedy night.

For our main topic we discuss the lives and loves of former unofficial First Lady of Canada Sophie Grégoire Trudeau and her aspiring rapper son Xav.

www.buzzsprout.com/2447124/epis...
July 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
had an awesome time opening for Robby Hoffman last night at the Grindstone Comedy Festival. doing my first outdoor stage was cool!
July 4, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Alberta
June 29, 2025 at 4:28 AM
New Episode 📢🫡
June 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Reposted by Sophie Haze
"what if people wanting their human rights acknowledged leads to more bigotry?"

What if ketchup led to whales?

This country will never grow out of its obsession with victim-blaming.
The idea that the pro-trans and pro-LGBTQ movements went “too far” is ahistorical, just like the idea that BLM or MeToo went “too far.” It just didn’t happen
June 21, 2025 at 6:31 PM
come to my show at a "Lifestyle Club" on Friday :)

clubrcanada.com/events/78090
June 19, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I think it's really cool that paramedics have essentially been turned into an arm of militia who get deployed with the purpose of creating a situation where a random homeless person sleeping on the street will "decline care" and thus give the police an excuse to get involved.
June 19, 2025 at 4:07 AM
here's some stuff I've got coming up! I'm competing in the finals of The Comic Strip's comedy competition this coming Tuesday. But I've also got some other fun gigs incoming ⬇️
May 31, 2025 at 9:03 PM
new episode of @commdiagnosis.bsky.social out today! We examine the phenomenon of Disney Adults TM and I come to terms with my jealousy towards their disposable income.
May 31, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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I started a new podcast earlier this year and we're recording our sixth episode this week. It's so much fun and @sophhaze.bsky.social is hilarious.

Start listening: communitydiagnosis.buzzsprout.com
Community Diagnosis with Sophie and Evan
A new experience in the podcasting arts - hosted by Sophie Haze and Evan MacDonald.
communitydiagnosis.buzzsprout.com
April 16, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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NEW EP 🏥

Join the waiting room of the #1 Worldwide Online Hospital. Plans are being formed against you.
April 4, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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MISERY (1990)
Director: Rob Reiner
March 29, 2025 at 12:52 AM
initiating modern day McCarthyism (accusing people at work of triggering my scent sensitivity with their body wash)
March 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
opened for Rachel Scanlon this weekend and it was an amazing experience!
March 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Reposted by Sophie Haze
AI chatbots are still anti-thinking plagiarism machines that are wrong most of the time. I don’t care who uses them or says they’re great or thinks they’re our collective future. My future involves a lot of thinking, original work, and getting things right, so I have no use for them
March 19, 2025 at 2:03 PM