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John L. Scritchfield (he/him)
@sonofascritch.bsky.social
Calvin University, Theatre.
MFA Regent University
BA University of Valley Forge
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I suggested to my wife that it seemed pointless to continually fill the bird feeder, as the squirrels always empty it in hours. Behind me, my son said, “It’s in your interest for the squirrels to be on your side when the Great War begins,” and ate another spoonful of Froot Loops.
July 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
First query rejection. Really hope this book doesn't suck. 99 to go before I quit writing.
June 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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If your sexuality is threatened by something as simple as a guy wearing nail polish I'm sorry but you're a weak man
May 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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To celebrate the completion of The Library Trilogy with THE BOOK THAT HELD HER HEART, I'm giving away the full set of signed Locked Library special editions.

To enter just repost.

Contest held across my socials - enter elsewhere too to increase chances.

Winner chosen randomly from all entries.
April 17, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I finished writing the first draft of my sixth novel today.
April 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Stuff I'm doing to keep myself sane while my wife is in San Diego: A Running List.
1. Chat with an old friend
2. Organize the Pantry
3. Beat #TearsoftheKingdom (finally)
4. Watch Rocky Horror Picture Show
5. Lift weights intermittently
6. Eat mozzarella sticks (too many)
November 21, 2024 at 3:28 AM
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christian men: “biblical women are called to be submissive”

women in the bible:
November 20, 2024 at 10:49 PM
November 19, 2024 at 11:05 PM