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you should never create a social media platform unless your name is tom, in which case go ahead
October 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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In the Super Mario Galaxy games, the staff credits text is always loaded into RAM despite not being needed until the ending. While horribly inefficient, this is inadvertently heartwarming as the games appear to honor their creators by keeping them in memory at all times.
October 5, 2025 at 4:56 PM
the only reason i know the nfl season has started is that the scorigami bot has started posting again
September 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM
the fun part of the english-speaking internet is that there are two different ways you have to look at it from - the american perspective, and then Literally Everyone Else, because the former could drop the "he Is your president" line on some poor shmuck from Costa Rica at any point
August 27, 2025 at 9:14 AM
if you create a software installer that does not let me change what drive it installs to by default i consider you an enemy
August 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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The Flyer. 1/4
June 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
it really feels like 83 should divide into something and it bothers me that it doesn't
June 1, 2025 at 3:11 AM
what do you call a banana with no salt
May 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
what do you call a banana with no salt
May 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
currently applying for the title of worlds shortest tall guy. do you think theyll let me have it
May 1, 2025 at 12:32 AM
you can tell chatgpt is bad because no one has drawn it as a cute anime girl
April 16, 2025 at 11:27 PM
consider the following: what if you didn't do that
April 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
patapon on an actual fucking console. life is so good
March 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
march madness when it meets september sanity
March 20, 2025 at 11:01 PM
sticking "this place is not a place of honor" signs up next to bathroom stalls
March 18, 2025 at 4:01 AM
i got older. this has happened once or twice, I think
March 12, 2025 at 10:13 AM
no one said i could be this cool but i went and did it anyway. how delightful
March 9, 2025 at 1:54 PM
she single songle a dingle dongle
March 6, 2025 at 10:31 AM
the guys who created the first shitty ai chat bots like two decades ago realising they've become sloppenheimer
February 19, 2025 at 5:57 AM
you haven't lived until you've fought adobe premiere in a battle for the ages (media not linking for some reason) to an inch of your life (clearing the media cache (which mysteriously fixes the problem the fourth time you do it))
February 14, 2025 at 6:52 AM
if flavor flav wasnt busy being one of the greatest artists to ever do it he would be a generational poster. incredible talent
I stay true to me,,, who else would I wanna pretend to be,??
January 19, 2025 at 6:15 AM
trying to find the point between being awake and being asleep by setting an alarm for every twenty seconds while getting really comfortable in bed and falling asleep because im tired
January 18, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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OK imma be blunt. Some shit just came up and I need help.

Everything is on sale for 20% off until I can get what I need. I've already reduced prices before, so now these are an absolute STEAL. I just need to break even.

Pls help a BIPOC living below the poverty line.

alchemodel.etsy.com
January 4, 2025 at 2:40 AM
we hit new years and I then immediately stubbed my toe while grabbing a snack. ah well. 2026 will be my year I guess
January 1, 2025 at 5:20 AM
the "how hungry" horse has been awarded an Oscar for best supporting actor
December 30, 2024 at 6:56 AM