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Secret Agent 75
@somethingwickedtwd.bsky.social
People on Bluesky to ask for money,
I also would like money. Musicians are quite known for not having money. Composition of music is a particularly unrewarding task, financially speaking. Asking me for money is a fairly pointless exercise.

Slava Ukraini!
Pinned
About me:

Australian
Still mask up
Live with wonderful other half
Pro refugee
Like most music of black origin
Like sports to have sportsmanship
Percussionist/drummer
Composer when time allows
Enjoy cooking/eating food from Indonesia & Spain
Discworld fan
Adore geckos
Op shop wardrobe
Atheist
Woke
I have the constitution of an ox. A lactose intolerant ox, but an ox nonetheless.
October 24, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Sign inside a public toilet/restroom. I’m concerned!
October 16, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Public notice:

Nobody knows what the term “liberals/libs” means anymore

liberal traditionally means left.
Liberal democracy is a different things.
Britain has a political party called the Liberal Democrats (lib dems) who are broadly centrists
Australia’s main right wing party is the Liberal Party
October 6, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Reposted by Secret Agent 75
Australia sunscreen scandal grows as more products pulled off shelves #auspol
Australia sunscreen scandal grows as more products pulled off shelves
The scandal has prompted a massive backlash in the world's biggest skin cancer hotspot.
www.bbc.com
October 1, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I just saw a longer vid of Trump’s interview/argument with Australian reporter John Lyons.

I’ll concede that Trump can be cunning & ruthless, but for everyone trying to tell me that the Orange Menace is at the the top of his game… he doesn’t under that the Australian ABC & the US ABC are different.
September 30, 2025 at 12:55 PM
In politics, “traditional values” tends to mean something terrible. But for me as a drummer, my traditional values are:

Snare drumming requires volume control

Cymbals are allowed to have bits of metal draped over them

Don’t break clave
September 30, 2025 at 10:38 AM
As it turns out, the first paragraph applies to my colleague!

chaser.com.au/entertainmen...
Kidman family relieved they can stop pretending to like Keith Urban's music – The Chaser
"We would play along when he pulled out the guitar at family gatherings because we love Nicole."
chaser.com.au
September 30, 2025 at 12:25 AM
For all of my US friends (and anyone else who wanders past), I’ve seen the hype and expectation for your #NFL #halftime shows. I thought you might like to see the pregame show from the #AFL (Australian Football League) Grand Final on the weekend.

youtu.be/4oLD1PQWZRU?...
Snoop Dogg LIGHTS UP 2025 Toyota AFL Grand Final (Full Performance)
YouTube video by AFL
youtu.be
September 29, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Aus to US translation:

Panadol = Tylenol

Does Your Boyfriend Have 16 Wikipedia Tabs Open On His Browser At All Times? His Mum May Have Taken Panadol While Pregnant www.betootaadvocate.com/uncategorize...
Does Your Boyfriend Have 16 Wikipedia Tabs Open On His Browser At All Times? His Mum May Have Taken Panadol While Pregnant
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local woman has fronted the media in a tell-all interview admitting that she took paracetamol while she was pregnant with her son, who is one of those guys that ...
www.betootaadvocate.com
September 26, 2025 at 5:54 AM
New techniques in the casinos:

Las Vegas Casinos Begin Banning The Use Of Paracetamol On Their Gaming Floors www.betootaadvocate.com/headlines/la...
Las Vegas Casinos Begin Banning The Use Of Paracetamol On Gaming Floors
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Casino owners in Las Vegas, Reno and Atlantic City have moved quickly to protect themselves from the possibility of being defrauded by card counters this week, follow...
www.betootaadvocate.com
September 25, 2025 at 6:37 AM
TIL about “trust me bro science”, what a great line!

Day 2 Of Bucks Party Sees Entire Group Contract Autism www.betootaadvocate.com/breaking-new...
Day 2 Of Bucks Party Sees Entire Group Contract Autism
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A group of local Betoota Men are today picking up the pieces from a rather larger weekend away. This comes after Benno’s Bux down the Sunny Coast over the weekend, whe...
www.betootaadvocate.com
September 23, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Latest news! Hot off the non-existent press!

FBI Retrospectively Reveal Transcript Of John Wilkes Booth's Confession To Transgender Lover On Encrypted Messaging App www.betootaadvocate.com/world-news/f...
FBI Retrospectively Reveal Transcript Of John Wilkes Booth's Confession To Transgender Lover On Encrypted Messaging App
INGRID DOULTON | Boomer Translations | Contact American History has been flipped onto it’s head this week, after new evidence shows that transgender extremists have been involved in some of the nation...
www.betootaadvocate.com
September 19, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I work at a chain of big box electronics stores. My particular store used to sell CDs and DVDs, but stopped that in June of 2024. Yesterday, a guy came in, wanting to buy a CD. 15 months since the change. I guess that’s why we don’t stock them anymore…
September 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I saw this on a wall today and I thought initially of anyone following #usa #politics, but I realised that with perhaps a bit less urgency, anyone following #auspol or #ukpol might feel the same way!
September 14, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Make a band singular

Public Image Very Limited
Make a band singular

The Dandy Warhol
Make a band singular.

A Veronica.
September 13, 2025 at 12:29 PM
What do we think? I’d happily contribute
September 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Reposted by Secret Agent 75
I'm having a rough go of it lately, and have been thinking: everyone is going through something, and you have no idea what it is, or how it's affecting them.

Quote post this is if you're going through something, and maybe we'll all realize that we aren't as alone as we feel right now.
August 3, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This must be terrible. You’d never know if the ball was in or out!

(Yes, I know. It’s actually Escher)
September 8, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I read that Orange Menace is going to rename the Pentagon, it will become the Department of War.

Remind me, o Breaker Of Wedding Vows, which Nobel Prize are you aiming for?

Orwell would have needed to collaborate with Kafka to write this book…
September 5, 2025 at 4:06 AM
“Tad” means “little bit”.

“Tad bit” sounds horrendous.

Thank you for coming to my Tad talk.
September 4, 2025 at 2:57 PM
He’s not even Australian! Darn Kiwis, coming here, taking over our racism…
September 2, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Hey Australians! Someone non-Aussie has posted a pic from the Shovel and I’m not sure if they’re aware. Do I tell them or not?
September 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I’ve been blocked by someone! First time, I think. What was my sin, you ask?

He (?) tried to say that Clinton’s election was entirely her fault because of poor decisions, I pointed out that Clinton won the popular vote and her opponent cheated.

I’m so evil, being aggressively accurate!
September 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I meant to share this last night. Last night’s dinner is red onions in red wine on steak, from my latest cookbook purchase, Moro Easy. Definitely doing this again!
August 30, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I want to open an antiques shop in Belair. I’ll call it the Belair Kitsch Project.
August 24, 2025 at 5:09 AM