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Some Schmuck
@someschmuck.bsky.social
22yo autistic bi 🏳️‍⚧️/GF girl (she/any) who is a big enjoyer of da fuuk :3

PFP comm'd from @LaloDoesArt !!

(May post unmarked spoilers for literally anything, be aware just in case)
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Hi and welcome to my bluesky!! Here I'll RT art of and yap about the various media/characters that I like!!

See more abt me & my stuff at my nekoweb site:
schmuck.nekoweb.org

I'm also @:
Twitter - twitter.com/SomeSchmuckYT
Tumblr - someschmuckyt.tumblr.com
Spacehey - spacehey.com/someschmuckmys
a person wearing headphones and a sweatshirt that says lash
ALT: a person wearing headphones and a sweatshirt that says lash
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i've made this post before but it's one of those nights where i'm desperately missing the screened in back porch and (above ground) hot tub the house i lived in throughout high school had. a hot tub would fix me
November 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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this is such a funny attempt at phishing lol. didn't even try to make the account look legit. "your account as been suspended" no it hasn't
November 13, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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this feels like one of those absurd fake cast announcements people were making for the first movie as a joke
November 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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i like that the steam hardware announcement video showed off that the cube is a pc you can run whatever software you want on it by showing someone working in godot
November 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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happy whisper whednesday (2022)
November 12, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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belated nicole day
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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transgender
November 12, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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Got dm'd fuck you then got blocked
Fuck did I do
November 12, 2025 at 10:14 AM
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY STEAMOS STEAM MACHINE REVIVAL YEAHHHHHH BABEYYYYYYYYYYYY
November 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Announcing: New @steampowered.com Hardware, coming in 2026:

Steam Controller
Steam Machine
Steam Frame. 

Watch our jazzy announcement video and wishlist now: steampowered.com/hardware
Steam Hardware
The Steam Hardware family officially expands in early 2026.
steampowered.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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they're also being added just in time for femslash february
November 11, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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still a little bummed they don't seem to have voices but whatever, i'm just glad they're here. also: they updated tangle's model! in the mobile games her eyes used to look like the more blaze-style eyes from tyson's concept art but now they're wider, like how she's actually drawn in the comic
November 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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FINALLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Get ready for a victory lap! There's more FREE content coming soon to Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds!

✨ NiGHTS - December 2025
🍌 AiAi - January 2026
💥 Tangle & Whisper - February 2026

Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds is available now!
November 11, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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i have to append an editor's note to my crossworlds review now lol
November 11, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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only took 34 years but they're finally letting characters from the american sonic comics show up in a console game as more than an easter egg...
November 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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it's a vocal minority compared to how many people like tangle and whisper, but there really are some people out there who are sooooo mad that the idw comics are canon. how can you be a *SONIC* fan of all things and lose your mind over a thing you don't like being canon. that's part of the deal
November 12, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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I should probably photograph my p3p collection sometime in full but anyway. Kotone’s perfume arrived today yay
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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Royal Wonderknights Chapter 01 Page 01
November 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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i'm also seeing games on the front page of the sale that explicitly breaks the stated eligibility rules, e.g. a horse sim where you play as the human trainer rather than the horses. i'm not sure valve is actually vetting games for these themed sales all that closely
November 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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i didn't submit slarpg for the steam animal fest because the eligibility rules said no "humanoid/humanized animals" and i assumed that meant no furries, but there's a bunch of furry games starring humanoid animal people in the event anyway. what the fuck
November 10, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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"am i having digestive issues because i'm anxious or am i anxious because i'm having digestive issues," the eternal conundrum
November 11, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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thought that new yorker article on "the new literalism plaguing today's movies" might have a point until i got to the end and the author's example of a film with subtlety was conclave, where they literally have characters explain the thesis and the parallels with US politics out loud in the dialogue
November 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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idk, i like subtle movies that are open to interpretation as much as the next lynch fan, and there's definitely some shit i've watched in recent years that's insultingly on-the-nose, but i also think that sometimes there's value in saying what you wanna say with your whole chest
November 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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queerness, for my obvious example, has often been relegated to the sidelines or subtext or personal interpretation in popular fiction so that conservative audiences can ignore it, so it's often a breath of fresh air for me when a story is very blunt about its queerness in a way nobody can miss
November 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM