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Mikael
@solitary.social
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Existence precedes essence.

Fediverse: https://florp.social/mkl
Matrix: @mkl:woof.rip
Signal: https://signal.me/#eu/MLXhzA73Y5tS6gztQZ2O87eWhz9_K7XpO5Hj3ex3JBzWfvpKFWdJB4rlsNqP9pUa
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hoi.tgirl.gay
10 months old and still needs his emotional support carrots
November 11, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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trustmeim.gay
Omg it's finally starting y'all
November 11, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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steelyseabirder.bsky.social
The Isle of May has transformed into an active Grey Seal colony. You can see the pathways and way markers where the public walked in the summer! Different now.
November 5, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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jana-aych-ess.bsky.social
interviewer: where do you see yourself in five years

jana: forgotten

interviewer: that's bleak—

jana: by everyone but you

interviewer: what

jana: no one will believe you
October 30, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Solving the mystery of tree nut allergy seasonality.
November 5, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Today I lost the project I on which I spent a decade of my life, and I feel nothing but relief.
November 3, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Opened Wikipedia to read up on Yitzhak Rabin, but ended up learning about glaciers all morning.
November 2, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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keezyyoung.bsky.social
every year in early september i'm like "i'm gonna be a cute witch or a princess or like a sexy scarecrow or something" and every year on halloween night i'm like i want to be danish arctic explorer peter freuchen,
large fur-clad danish arctic explorer peter freuchen and his small wife, dagmar
November 1, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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wormmo.de
it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!
me with a blue funnel like hat, with a stick out the top holding a red ball on a string. I have on a red capelet and am carrying a letter with calligraphy and a seal in my crooked beak. I've got a badge with a symbol on it the guy from the original painting that's got on my outfit except it's wearing tan turnshoes
November 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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mel.bzky.team
woman in front of a machine named the eschatron 9000 which has 2 dials named mayhem and destruction, with her finger on a button saying immanentize
October 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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steelyseabirder.bsky.social
A slight issue when leaving the Heligoland trap (a trap used for catching birds to ring). Mother seal has just arrived, best leave her in peace
October 31, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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badmedicaltakes.bsky.social
Twitter user MarkAttwood: This ridiculous woman is a Dr, yet doesn't seem to know that asthma can be cured by inhaling vaporised oregano oil and that masks do fuck all except starve you of oxygen. Do not fall for this bullshit again.
October 30, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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bekoha.bsky.social
As a huge New York Style Hot Dog fan for years, felt compelled to recreate the poster in a high resolution and managed to find the original photo used in the texture

Many thanks to folks from VGPC for help with identifying blobs, especially Prominos and TBemme

bekoha.github.io/yakuza/New%2...
Infamous texture from Yakuza series. Huge black letters on top of the image read "New York Style Hot Dog". The image is of a burger. Side by side comparison, on the left is the original texture with corrected black levels blown up to a higher resolution, on the right os a recreation by yours truly.
October 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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thesmolboi.bsky.social
October 30, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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xkcd.com
Continents

xkcd.com/3159/
Comic. [two connected spacecraft hovering in space above the Earth] Houston, the view is superb. We can see the continents spread out below us, right where they’ve been since the Earth formed. [caption] I still can’t believe we developed spaceflight before we figured out that the continents moved.
October 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
solitary.social
Are your romantic relationships governed by explicit rules or agreements?
October 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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steelyseabirder.bsky.social
Saturday morning vibes…
October 25, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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solitary.social
Get booped, loser. #seal #sealsky
Close-up of a seal pushing its snout against a person’s fist
October 19, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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#seal #sealsky
Harbour seal lying on a concrete surface, its head turned sideways, eyes closed, with a satisfied expression
October 21, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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quest64official.bsky.social
Cool cool mountain but it's the crew from FF7 with Sephiroth throwing the baby penguin off the mountain Cloud"did sephiroth do this"?
October 19, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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#Seal receiving a left hook from @woof.rip.
Harbour seal pushing its snout against the fist of a person squatting on its front right
October 19, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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Get booped, loser. #seal #sealsky
Close-up of a seal pushing its snout against a person’s fist
October 19, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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#seal #sealsky
Harbour seal lifting its head out of the water over a ledge
October 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Seal fur feels smooth when wet and stroked in tailward direction, but surprisingly rough and bristly when dry or stroked headwards.
October 18, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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#seal #sealsky
Harbour seal lying on its stomach, tilted to its right, with a seagull in the background
October 18, 2025 at 10:26 AM