Adam Sokol
@sokoladam.bsky.social
Some college.
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How white trash you gotta be before your phone lets you have those super loud ringtones?
November 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
How white trash you gotta be before your phone lets you have those super loud ringtones?
It’s not just that this is fucking dumb. It is. It’s not just that this is incredibly racist. Obviously. It’s how cool people are being openly racist. I miss when shitheads were at least embarrassed to be shitheads.
November 6, 2025 at 4:15 AM
It’s not just that this is fucking dumb. It is. It’s not just that this is incredibly racist. Obviously. It’s how cool people are being openly racist. I miss when shitheads were at least embarrassed to be shitheads.
News is like “we would go to Curtis Sliwa’s concession speech, but really who gives a shit.”
November 5, 2025 at 4:33 AM
News is like “we would go to Curtis Sliwa’s concession speech, but really who gives a shit.”
Boy, this aggressive hepatitis infected monkey and Dick Cheney in the same day. Rough day for the good guys.
November 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Boy, this aggressive hepatitis infected monkey and Dick Cheney in the same day. Rough day for the good guys.
“Isn’t it best of five?” - Andrew Cuomo later tonight
November 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
“Isn’t it best of five?” - Andrew Cuomo later tonight
I think my favorite part of being a Major League Baseball manager would be the part where I tell a guy who just hit a home run “hey good job on hitting that home run.”
November 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I think my favorite part of being a Major League Baseball manager would be the part where I tell a guy who just hit a home run “hey good job on hitting that home run.”
Listen, obviously I wasn’t aware of this when I voted the other day. I’ve been on the phone with the election board for 17 hours and because of these extreme circumstances they’ve let me take back my Zohran vote and give a half vote to each of the other dipshits.
November 2, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Listen, obviously I wasn’t aware of this when I voted the other day. I’ve been on the phone with the election board for 17 hours and because of these extreme circumstances they’ve let me take back my Zohran vote and give a half vote to each of the other dipshits.
Working on a movie about a homeless secret agent. Calling it Double H0B0 7. The name’s all I got so far.
November 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Working on a movie about a homeless secret agent. Calling it Double H0B0 7. The name’s all I got so far.
I have seen an alarming number of Patrick Batemens tonight
November 1, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I have seen an alarming number of Patrick Batemens tonight
You, a fool: Daylight Saving alsways messes me up.
Me, a 3D chess player: I changed my clocks 6 weeks ago to prepare*
*I lost job for constantly being late :(
Me, a 3D chess player: I changed my clocks 6 weeks ago to prepare*
*I lost job for constantly being late :(
October 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
You, a fool: Daylight Saving alsways messes me up.
Me, a 3D chess player: I changed my clocks 6 weeks ago to prepare*
*I lost job for constantly being late :(
Me, a 3D chess player: I changed my clocks 6 weeks ago to prepare*
*I lost job for constantly being late :(
Crazy that there are folks who won’t vote for Mamdani solely because he’s a Muslim. This election, like every election, I will base my vote on who is the least Italian.
October 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Crazy that there are folks who won’t vote for Mamdani solely because he’s a Muslim. This election, like every election, I will base my vote on who is the least Italian.
They keep showing these watch parties in Japan going bonkers for Ohtani, but I want to see all the JC Penny husky sections losing their shit for Alejandro Kirk right now.
October 28, 2025 at 3:48 AM
They keep showing these watch parties in Japan going bonkers for Ohtani, but I want to see all the JC Penny husky sections losing their shit for Alejandro Kirk right now.
Hate that I can’t even laugh at this colonel sanders looking MF without thinking that by sharing pics and posting about it I’m playing into the hands of some sociopath marketing douche.
October 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Hate that I can’t even laugh at this colonel sanders looking MF without thinking that by sharing pics and posting about it I’m playing into the hands of some sociopath marketing douche.
We want to interrupt this baseball game for a sober reminder that cancer is out there waiting for you and everyone you love. And now The Jonas Brothers!
October 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
We want to interrupt this baseball game for a sober reminder that cancer is out there waiting for you and everyone you love. And now The Jonas Brothers!
I know I’m over a decade late on this, but when they remade Total Recall (2012), they should’ve had a dude with two dicks. Unless they did. I don’t know. I didn’t see it. It looked like shit.
October 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I know I’m over a decade late on this, but when they remade Total Recall (2012), they should’ve had a dude with two dicks. Unless they did. I don’t know. I didn’t see it. It looked like shit.
Shocked and disappointed that two active NBA members were arrested in that gambling ring. Mostly because I took the over at 4.5.
October 24, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Shocked and disappointed that two active NBA members were arrested in that gambling ring. Mostly because I took the over at 4.5.
A customer tore into me yesterday, then had the absolute balls to write a Google review about how much they hated me. And even though I’m sure he knew I didn’t mean it, I really regret telling him to have a nice day.
October 24, 2025 at 1:02 AM
A customer tore into me yesterday, then had the absolute balls to write a Google review about how much they hated me. And even though I’m sure he knew I didn’t mean it, I really regret telling him to have a nice day.
Overheard a lady say “for the first time in my adult life, since I’ve been living alone, I ran out of ranch dressing. And I know I know I have nobody but myself to blame.” And I’ve never sympathized with someone so much while also laughing at them.
October 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Overheard a lady say “for the first time in my adult life, since I’ve been living alone, I ran out of ranch dressing. And I know I know I have nobody but myself to blame.” And I’ve never sympathized with someone so much while also laughing at them.
FML Accidentally ended up at “we can have a little kings as a treat”
October 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
FML Accidentally ended up at “we can have a little kings as a treat”
Sorry fellas, but catcalling is never okay. See a pretty lady, do what i do: give your bowtie a few spins and shoot some steam out of your ears. But keep the “AWOOGA” to yourself. #bebetter
October 18, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Sorry fellas, but catcalling is never okay. See a pretty lady, do what i do: give your bowtie a few spins and shoot some steam out of your ears. But keep the “AWOOGA” to yourself. #bebetter
I like we had to invent a psychological phenomenon to explain misremembering a book read by children instead of just shrugging our shoulders and going “yeah, kids are dumb and bad at reading.”
October 17, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I like we had to invent a psychological phenomenon to explain misremembering a book read by children instead of just shrugging our shoulders and going “yeah, kids are dumb and bad at reading.”
Whenever I apply for a job I like to put the company I’m applying for on my resume followed by 2025-???? so they can get a little taste of my clever irreverence before they print up my resume just so they can throw away a physical copy.
October 16, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Whenever I apply for a job I like to put the company I’m applying for on my resume followed by 2025-???? so they can get a little taste of my clever irreverence before they print up my resume just so they can throw away a physical copy.
This is such an insane parking job I thought dude got raptured
October 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
This is such an insane parking job I thought dude got raptured
You’re not allowed to complain about AI slop if you keep seeing Jurassic Park movies
October 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
You’re not allowed to complain about AI slop if you keep seeing Jurassic Park movies