Adam Sokol
@sokoladam.bsky.social
Some college.
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BREAKING: Nation shocked—shocked!—to find that gambling is going on in here!
November 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
BREAKING: Nation shocked—shocked!—to find that gambling is going on in here!
It’s not just that this is fucking dumb. It is. It’s not just that this is incredibly racist. Obviously. It’s how cool people are being openly racist. I miss when shitheads were at least embarrassed to be shitheads.
November 6, 2025 at 4:15 AM
It’s not just that this is fucking dumb. It is. It’s not just that this is incredibly racist. Obviously. It’s how cool people are being openly racist. I miss when shitheads were at least embarrassed to be shitheads.
Boy, this aggressive hepatitis infected monkey and Dick Cheney in the same day. Rough day for the good guys.
November 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Boy, this aggressive hepatitis infected monkey and Dick Cheney in the same day. Rough day for the good guys.
Listen, obviously I wasn’t aware of this when I voted the other day. I’ve been on the phone with the election board for 17 hours and because of these extreme circumstances they’ve let me take back my Zohran vote and give a half vote to each of the other dipshits.
November 2, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Listen, obviously I wasn’t aware of this when I voted the other day. I’ve been on the phone with the election board for 17 hours and because of these extreme circumstances they’ve let me take back my Zohran vote and give a half vote to each of the other dipshits.
Crazy that there are folks who won’t vote for Mamdani solely because he’s a Muslim. This election, like every election, I will base my vote on who is the least Italian.
October 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Crazy that there are folks who won’t vote for Mamdani solely because he’s a Muslim. This election, like every election, I will base my vote on who is the least Italian.
Hate that I can’t even laugh at this colonel sanders looking MF without thinking that by sharing pics and posting about it I’m playing into the hands of some sociopath marketing douche.
October 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Hate that I can’t even laugh at this colonel sanders looking MF without thinking that by sharing pics and posting about it I’m playing into the hands of some sociopath marketing douche.
I like we had to invent a psychological phenomenon to explain misremembering a book read by children instead of just shrugging our shoulders and going “yeah, kids are dumb and bad at reading.”
October 17, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I like we had to invent a psychological phenomenon to explain misremembering a book read by children instead of just shrugging our shoulders and going “yeah, kids are dumb and bad at reading.”
This is such an insane parking job I thought dude got raptured
October 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
This is such an insane parking job I thought dude got raptured
Sage advice from famous fucker upper
October 3, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Sage advice from famous fucker upper
Home of the waitstaff that say “trust me” with a wink while giving you a few extra napkins.
September 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Home of the waitstaff that say “trust me” with a wink while giving you a few extra napkins.
Worked so well with the Kimmel thing I’ve decided to ditch my Israel+ subscription
September 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Worked so well with the Kimmel thing I’ve decided to ditch my Israel+ subscription
First they came for the Jimmy, then they came for the Jimmy
September 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
First they came for the Jimmy, then they came for the Jimmy
Really doesn’t make you think #charliekirk
September 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Really doesn’t make you think #charliekirk
Scientists might want to take another crack at this one if this is what they came up with
September 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Scientists might want to take another crack at this one if this is what they came up with
“Going about daily life but tense.” Turns out my body’s been bracing for a federal takeover for over thirty years.
September 8, 2025 at 12:07 PM
“Going about daily life but tense.” Turns out my body’s been bracing for a federal takeover for over thirty years.
Inside you there are two wolves
September 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Inside you there are two wolves
Don’t know why this tourist trap Niagra Falls hat has to be all “death before dishonor”
September 4, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Don’t know why this tourist trap Niagra Falls hat has to be all “death before dishonor”
Me going to REI to try on the Altra Lone Peak 9s every week for six months before pulling the trigger
August 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Me going to REI to try on the Altra Lone Peak 9s every week for six months before pulling the trigger
Dude working security making sure the devil doesn’t try to sneak in
August 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Dude working security making sure the devil doesn’t try to sneak in
I’ll say this for Israel: they’ve done their damndest to remove “it’s a complicated issue” from the debate
July 23, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I’ll say this for Israel: they’ve done their damndest to remove “it’s a complicated issue” from the debate
TFW you’re about to be told you need bifocals
July 21, 2025 at 3:13 PM
TFW you’re about to be told you need bifocals
What’s Turkish for “no shit”?
July 17, 2025 at 3:46 AM
What’s Turkish for “no shit”?