Gaby Baby
@softmaurice.bsky.social
Magic: the Gathering Cube guy // big Knicks fan // irate socialist
Beware, fellow traveler, for quickly does the octopus of choice become the legless eel of desperation
Beware, fellow traveler, for quickly does the octopus of choice become the legless eel of desperation
When it comes to Magic: the Gathering cube format, I like that
January 5, 2026 at 2:17 AM
When it comes to Magic: the Gathering cube format, I like that
You gotta believe a better world is possible. And if you believe that, might as well start building this year
January 1, 2026 at 5:12 AM
You gotta believe a better world is possible. And if you believe that, might as well start building this year
Let 2026 be the year It happens
January 1, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Let 2026 be the year It happens
The 2 hour series finale. Abolish it
January 1, 2026 at 3:57 AM
The 2 hour series finale. Abolish it
Stranger things finale kinda booty ngl
January 1, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Stranger things finale kinda booty ngl
These dudes look like god tried to make the main guy from Chernobyl and failed twice
BREAKING
The Trump administration says it has frozen all childcare payments to Minnesota in the aftermath of allegations of fraud by some in the Somali community.
Important: allegations along these lines have existed for years, which has resulted in prosecutions starting with the Biden DOJ.
The Trump administration says it has frozen all childcare payments to Minnesota in the aftermath of allegations of fraud by some in the Somali community.
Important: allegations along these lines have existed for years, which has resulted in prosecutions starting with the Biden DOJ.
December 31, 2025 at 1:25 AM
These dudes look like god tried to make the main guy from Chernobyl and failed twice
I do think pro sports are bread and circuses type deal where billionaires hide behind the teams they own that are much popular than they are, obfuscating the larger, more injurious role they play in our society. But here’s the thing. I fucking love bread
December 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I do think pro sports are bread and circuses type deal where billionaires hide behind the teams they own that are much popular than they are, obfuscating the larger, more injurious role they play in our society. But here’s the thing. I fucking love bread
anybody remember "will it blend?" dude was on one
December 30, 2025 at 3:59 AM
anybody remember "will it blend?" dude was on one
December 28, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I think “is die hard a Christmas movie” is a question people should stop asking/weighing in on. It’s not that it is or it isn’t: it’s that there is nothing in the world that could possibly be less important than the answer to that question.
But yes, it is
But yes, it is
December 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I think “is die hard a Christmas movie” is a question people should stop asking/weighing in on. It’s not that it is or it isn’t: it’s that there is nothing in the world that could possibly be less important than the answer to that question.
But yes, it is
But yes, it is
I love Kate bush but after stranger things is over I will be taking a nice long break from hounds of love
December 26, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I love Kate bush but after stranger things is over I will be taking a nice long break from hounds of love
When I was a kid “two chistmases” was one of the few bright sides to having divorced parents. Now it’s a logistical nightmare
December 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
When I was a kid “two chistmases” was one of the few bright sides to having divorced parents. Now it’s a logistical nightmare
They want you to believe this thunder team is the boogeyman and they can’t even beat the spurs with Wemby on a minutes restriction. This title race is wide open
December 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
They want you to believe this thunder team is the boogeyman and they can’t even beat the spurs with Wemby on a minutes restriction. This title race is wide open
Karl Anthony Towns is a great player but boy is he exasperating
December 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Karl Anthony Towns is a great player but boy is he exasperating
Love my family but they’re absolutely psycho with the thermostat
December 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Love my family but they’re absolutely psycho with the thermostat
Nine out of the ten problems ppl describe to me as being solved by something like ChatGPT could just as easily be solved by thinking for 10 minutes
December 24, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Nine out of the ten problems ppl describe to me as being solved by something like ChatGPT could just as easily be solved by thinking for 10 minutes
Fuck Rahm Emanuel. I have more I could say on him but for this public forum I’ll leave it at, Fuck Rahm Emanuel
Rahm Emanuel on bathroom access, trans rights, and the 2024 election.
December 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Fuck Rahm Emanuel. I have more I could say on him but for this public forum I’ll leave it at, Fuck Rahm Emanuel
Why would you ever need more than one humbucker on your guitar
December 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Why would you ever need more than one humbucker on your guitar
Irked isn't enough. I need them terrified
CNN: DC Democrats irked by surge of left-wing challengers with House majority on the line www.cnn.com/2025/12/21/p...
‘They’re attacking their own’: DC Democrats irked by surge of left-wing challengers with House majority on the line | CNN Politics
When Rep. Dan Goldman first ran for Congress in 2022, he was cheered on the left as the party’s top lawyer during President Donald Trump’s first impeachment.
www.cnn.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Irked isn't enough. I need them terrified
You've gotta read an email 3 times
1 time to read it
1 time to understand it
1 time to be able to reply to it
1 time to read it
1 time to understand it
1 time to be able to reply to it
December 22, 2025 at 2:48 PM
You've gotta read an email 3 times
1 time to read it
1 time to understand it
1 time to be able to reply to it
1 time to read it
1 time to understand it
1 time to be able to reply to it
Ok, now do the price of the average F-22 Raptor, you fuckwad
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 19, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Ok, now do the price of the average F-22 Raptor, you fuckwad
If Gees didn't make Getting Killed this year the AOTY would be Diamond Jubilee by Cindy Lee again
December 18, 2025 at 1:40 PM
If Gees didn't make Getting Killed this year the AOTY would be Diamond Jubilee by Cindy Lee again
I hope that everybody who’s even thinking about running for congress is seeing what Kat Abughazaleh is doing in Chicago. “Standing with” people isn’t enough; we need our leaders out in the streets aiding directly in the defense of the most vulnerable people in our communities. Follow her lead
Anyone who sees Bovino in Rogers Park, let us know. We’re doing ICE watch.
Whistles out. Be on alert. Help protect our community.
Whistles out. Be on alert. Help protect our community.
December 18, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I hope that everybody who’s even thinking about running for congress is seeing what Kat Abughazaleh is doing in Chicago. “Standing with” people isn’t enough; we need our leaders out in the streets aiding directly in the defense of the most vulnerable people in our communities. Follow her lead
I cannot make this February’s C4AC but I rly think you should go and if you do I really think you should pla @worklifevalue.bsky.social’s cube. I got to jam it during free play back at the August C4AC and spent the whole time giggling like an idiot. Can’t recommend it enough. Dan’s an inspiration
Good afternoon Cubers!! Our first cube for AW26 is The Uncanny Valley by @worklifevalue.bsky.social. A cursed masterpiece, this cube has your favorite premodern heaters BUT only printed in the modern border.
List: cubecobra.com/cube/list/un...
Tickets: www.upkeepnewyork.com/c4ac-aw26-ti...
List: cubecobra.com/cube/list/un...
Tickets: www.upkeepnewyork.com/c4ac-aw26-ti...
Cube Cobra List: The Uncanny Valley
The Uncanny Valley is a 360 card cube using the "Pre-Modern" card pool - cards printed up until 2003, originally printed in the Old Border card frame. However, this cube exclusively uses New/non-Retro...
cubecobra.com
December 17, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I cannot make this February’s C4AC but I rly think you should go and if you do I really think you should pla @worklifevalue.bsky.social’s cube. I got to jam it during free play back at the August C4AC and spent the whole time giggling like an idiot. Can’t recommend it enough. Dan’s an inspiration
I love it when sports games go to commercial but before they do they play a clip of a player or coach yelling some kind of obscenity and they cut out the audio but they slow down the video so you can really tell he's saying LETS FUCKING GO
December 17, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I love it when sports games go to commercial but before they do they play a clip of a player or coach yelling some kind of obscenity and they cut out the audio but they slow down the video so you can really tell he's saying LETS FUCKING GO