Softbeef
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New law where everytime I get sick a billionaire owes me $5k
February 17, 2026 at 5:10 PM
New law where everytime I get sick a billionaire owes me $5k
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Your may draw a fictional character going 👉🏻👈🏻 but I can tell when they have true joy and whimsy.
February 13, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Your may draw a fictional character going 👉🏻👈🏻 but I can tell when they have true joy and whimsy.
Possums are the only thing keeping me from commiting regicide.
Fuck it. Annihilate my stupid ass. Don't hold back.
February 12, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Possums are the only thing keeping me from commiting regicide.
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Come on by and hang out!!!!! This is not a request!!!!! I have an excel spreadsheet prepared with EVERY SINGLE PERSON on the internet and I will know who doesn't come on by and hang out!!!!!
February 12, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Come on by and hang out!!!!! This is not a request!!!!! I have an excel spreadsheet prepared with EVERY SINGLE PERSON on the internet and I will know who doesn't come on by and hang out!!!!!
My life would significantly improve with either 50k directly into my bank or for Willy from Stardew Valley to be romanceable without mods.
February 12, 2026 at 4:59 PM
My life would significantly improve with either 50k directly into my bank or for Willy from Stardew Valley to be romanceable without mods.
The best queer rep is actually Nate and Moose from Baby Steps. Yes even better than that one. And that one. Also that one. That one too.
February 11, 2026 at 8:17 PM
The best queer rep is actually Nate and Moose from Baby Steps. Yes even better than that one. And that one. Also that one. That one too.
Survaillence Country before GTAVI :/
February 11, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Survaillence Country before GTAVI :/
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Mothersea update — The whole comic is now free to read on my Patreon and each page comes with a little insight on my process.
Mothersea #124 | Giopota
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February 11, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Mothersea update — The whole comic is now free to read on my Patreon and each page comes with a little insight on my process.
Conventions are so fun, part of me wants to just make a buncha stickers and become a fulltime boothy (though that also sounds very stressful)
February 10, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Conventions are so fun, part of me wants to just make a buncha stickers and become a fulltime boothy (though that also sounds very stressful)
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January 31, 2026 at 12:47 PM
If we were Orcs we could simply solve all our problems by wrestling in the sand until one of us drew blood.
February 10, 2026 at 3:28 PM
If we were Orcs we could simply solve all our problems by wrestling in the sand until one of us drew blood.
Age verification
"After watching me clobber a pack of goblins in a bar fight. A wizard named Sandro asked me to come to his table."
"After watching me clobber a pack of goblins in a bar fight. A wizard named Sandro asked me to come to his table."
Age verification
OH ONE EIGHT DOUBLE ONE EIGHT OH FIVE FIVE
OH ONE EIGHT DOUBLE ONE EIGHT OH FIVE FIVE
Age verification.
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0891 FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY
February 10, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Age verification
"After watching me clobber a pack of goblins in a bar fight. A wizard named Sandro asked me to come to his table."
"After watching me clobber a pack of goblins in a bar fight. A wizard named Sandro asked me to come to his table."
Its Meat Day and none of you guys dropped $4500USD in my kofi account so I'm going to assume you're all vegans who hate me.
February 9, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Its Meat Day and none of you guys dropped $4500USD in my kofi account so I'm going to assume you're all vegans who hate me.
Thanks Elmo, I'll be sure to call him Mr. Good Bunny now.
February 9, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Thanks Elmo, I'll be sure to call him Mr. Good Bunny now.
Cartoon villains vs. the halftime show whose main message was "Love is Stronger than Hate"
February 9, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Cartoon villains vs. the halftime show whose main message was "Love is Stronger than Hate"
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I’m only watching because there’s still a chance the Bears could come back and win this thing
February 9, 2026 at 1:06 AM
I’m only watching because there’s still a chance the Bears could come back and win this thing
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Happy gameday (sickly) btw, The Patriots are getting they ass beat huh?
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Happy gameday (sickly) btw, The Patriots are getting they ass beat huh?
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February 8, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Happy Black History Month. Uhhhhh the punchline is im hungry and I want a Patty Melt.
February 6, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Happy Black History Month. Uhhhhh the punchline is im hungry and I want a Patty Melt.
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And another 300+ people :D
February 6, 2026 at 3:19 PM
And another 300+ people :D