Sofie Kingdom
@sofiekingdom.bsky.social
She/Her • Mom/Wife • Part time arson enthusiast
I'm the reason you can't smoke in grocery stores
I’m the reason you’re not allowed to fart on the space shuttle
March 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I'm the reason you can't smoke in grocery stores
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When my neighbor goes on vacation, I'm going to plant his entire yard with trees. He completely destroyed our treeline we had between our homes and really fucked up the wonderful shade we had.
And they'll be protected trees so he can't fucking cut them down.
I'm playing the long game, baby.
And they'll be protected trees so he can't fucking cut them down.
I'm playing the long game, baby.
March 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
When my neighbor goes on vacation, I'm going to plant his entire yard with trees. He completely destroyed our treeline we had between our homes and really fucked up the wonderful shade we had.
And they'll be protected trees so he can't fucking cut them down.
I'm playing the long game, baby.
And they'll be protected trees so he can't fucking cut them down.
I'm playing the long game, baby.
buy
her
rocks
and
let
her
throw
them
at
you
and
passing
cars
her
rocks
and
let
her
throw
them
at
you
and
passing
cars
kiss
her
slow
let
her
melt
in
to
you
her
slow
let
her
melt
in
to
you
March 12, 2025 at 2:07 PM
buy
her
rocks
and
let
her
throw
them
at
you
and
passing
cars
her
rocks
and
let
her
throw
them
at
you
and
passing
cars
I wish more animals could eat us.
The idea of some huge animal swallowing you whole while you mow the lawn or check the mail is hilarious to me.
The idea of some huge animal swallowing you whole while you mow the lawn or check the mail is hilarious to me.
March 12, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I wish more animals could eat us.
The idea of some huge animal swallowing you whole while you mow the lawn or check the mail is hilarious to me.
The idea of some huge animal swallowing you whole while you mow the lawn or check the mail is hilarious to me.
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She’s unhinged. I love her.
- me trying to befriend women on Bluesky
- me trying to befriend women on Bluesky
March 9, 2025 at 7:40 PM
She’s unhinged. I love her.
- me trying to befriend women on Bluesky
- me trying to befriend women on Bluesky
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i am coming for all of your dad rock faves and i won't stop until
i see clapton on a crucifix
i see clapton on a crucifix
March 9, 2025 at 3:28 PM
i am coming for all of your dad rock faves and i won't stop until
i see clapton on a crucifix
i see clapton on a crucifix
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And now an important message from The National Lawyers Guild for all of us:
March 9, 2025 at 6:13 AM
And now an important message from The National Lawyers Guild for all of us:
Pupusas, I love you.
March 9, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Pupusas, I love you.
For lent I'm giving up pants
March 7, 2025 at 3:59 AM
For lent I'm giving up pants
Of all the jobs to be replaced with ai, I'm pretty sure the majority federal government is one of them.
March 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Of all the jobs to be replaced with ai, I'm pretty sure the majority federal government is one of them.
Y'all I made a new word to help descibe me:
A͟u͟r͟t͟i͟s͟t͟i͟c͟ /är'tistik/ adj: having creative skill and being neurodivergent.
Ex: A venn diagram for autism, adhd, and art. And it's just one big ol' circle.
A͟u͟r͟t͟i͟s͟t͟i͟c͟ /är'tistik/ adj: having creative skill and being neurodivergent.
Ex: A venn diagram for autism, adhd, and art. And it's just one big ol' circle.
March 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Y'all I made a new word to help descibe me:
A͟u͟r͟t͟i͟s͟t͟i͟c͟ /är'tistik/ adj: having creative skill and being neurodivergent.
Ex: A venn diagram for autism, adhd, and art. And it's just one big ol' circle.
A͟u͟r͟t͟i͟s͟t͟i͟c͟ /är'tistik/ adj: having creative skill and being neurodivergent.
Ex: A venn diagram for autism, adhd, and art. And it's just one big ol' circle.
Lost another one for telling nazis to follow their leader. Worth it.
I'm thinking Sofie Kingdom III: Tokyo Drift.
Got a nice ring to it.
I'm thinking Sofie Kingdom III: Tokyo Drift.
Got a nice ring to it.
March 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Lost another one for telling nazis to follow their leader. Worth it.
I'm thinking Sofie Kingdom III: Tokyo Drift.
Got a nice ring to it.
I'm thinking Sofie Kingdom III: Tokyo Drift.
Got a nice ring to it.
Is it cool if you tell nazis to take a trip on the sewer slide over here yet or what?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
March 3, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Is it cool if you tell nazis to take a trip on the sewer slide over here yet or what?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
I don't really dig this app, but goddamn I hate using one owned by a nazi.
Y'all get weird for me. Please?
Y'all get weird for me. Please?
January 22, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I don't really dig this app, but goddamn I hate using one owned by a nazi.
Y'all get weird for me. Please?
Y'all get weird for me. Please?
They don't appreciate my hilarious ass over there enough.
December 24, 2024 at 2:11 AM
They don't appreciate my hilarious ass over there enough.
Fuck. Is Ashley Sinclair's dumbass on here? Cause I got new pussy jokes for/about her.
December 19, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Fuck. Is Ashley Sinclair's dumbass on here? Cause I got new pussy jokes for/about her.
I wish this app was messy. I like dunking on goobers. It's like sudoku for my grey matter. Keeps me sharp.
December 18, 2024 at 3:02 AM
I wish this app was messy. I like dunking on goobers. It's like sudoku for my grey matter. Keeps me sharp.
Mike didn't eat the Paul boy and I got drunk.
That's it.
That's it.
November 16, 2024 at 7:28 AM
Mike didn't eat the Paul boy and I got drunk.
That's it.
That's it.
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