Johannes 🏴🇨🇭 🇺🇸
@soberasajudge.bsky.social
Lifelong progressive. Politically consistent to the point of boredom. Currently serving a non-consensual term in imaginary Antifa leadership. Approval rating: statistically insignificant. Oversight committee: two cats. They are dissatisfied.
If KKKrump invades Greenland and the oil industry finds de minimus amounts of oil, I could easily see him packing up his Wehrmacht and leaving, then suing Greenland for the cost of the invasion and claiming false pretense for not having as much oil as he imagined.
January 13, 2026 at 10:13 AM
If KKKrump invades Greenland and the oil industry finds de minimus amounts of oil, I could easily see him packing up his Wehrmacht and leaving, then suing Greenland for the cost of the invasion and claiming false pretense for not having as much oil as he imagined.
It is so odd to me that MAGA who are supposedly the true patriots and mock others for not being pro-military enough, are so very comfortable with a draft dodger as Commander in Chief and an entire regime that is openly hostile to the U.S. military.
January 12, 2026 at 11:26 PM
It is so odd to me that MAGA who are supposedly the true patriots and mock others for not being pro-military enough, are so very comfortable with a draft dodger as Commander in Chief and an entire regime that is openly hostile to the U.S. military.
Does the NRA realize that their acquiescence to KKKrump and the Fourth Reich exposes them for never really caring about the Second Amendment? Once the country’s constitution is restored, they will have to understand that we know they are actually just an organization for arming right wing fascism.
January 12, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Does the NRA realize that their acquiescence to KKKrump and the Fourth Reich exposes them for never really caring about the Second Amendment? Once the country’s constitution is restored, they will have to understand that we know they are actually just an organization for arming right wing fascism.
Well said. I agree with the substance of the post and the need to act on it.
Here’s some things that can be done by a party out of power
- file impeachment articles every day in the House
- withhold unanimous consent in the senate and filibuster every nominee
- be everywhere with comms saying this is lawless and impeachable
- file impeachment articles every day in the House
- withhold unanimous consent in the senate and filibuster every nominee
- be everywhere with comms saying this is lawless and impeachable
January 10, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Well said. I agree with the substance of the post and the need to act on it.
The Vichy FBI stepped in to “investigate” the ICE murders. That translates into, the Fourth Reich sent in its goons to shut down any attempt to bring the murderer to justice.
January 9, 2026 at 6:05 AM
The Vichy FBI stepped in to “investigate” the ICE murders. That translates into, the Fourth Reich sent in its goons to shut down any attempt to bring the murderer to justice.
The Vichy Department of State.
January 9, 2026 at 6:03 AM
The Vichy Department of State.
How is the Fourth Reich GOP going to spin it when the opposition takes over, impeaches KKKrump and the SCOTUS-6, reverses the chaos and brings normalcy back to America? Everyone will see what a rotten mess the made. Will they ever win an election? They will have to split up and rebrand.
January 3, 2026 at 7:34 AM
How is the Fourth Reich GOP going to spin it when the opposition takes over, impeaches KKKrump and the SCOTUS-6, reverses the chaos and brings normalcy back to America? Everyone will see what a rotten mess the made. Will they ever win an election? They will have to split up and rebrand.
Overall, the Justice Department has been struggling with a high rate of exits and few replacements, with thousands of DOJ positions, including attorneys, vacant due to departures, hiring freezes, and bureaucratic slowdowns. Now KKKrump has a chance to replace them all with hairdressers at min. wage.
December 31, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Overall, the Justice Department has been struggling with a high rate of exits and few replacements, with thousands of DOJ positions, including attorneys, vacant due to departures, hiring freezes, and bureaucratic slowdowns. Now KKKrump has a chance to replace them all with hairdressers at min. wage.
If I were a Deplorable, I’d want a smart, capable leader to make bad ideas sound coherent and really provoke the Libs. Instead, they chose a loud nincompoop who turns every appearance into self-parody. They wanted dominance; they got daily humiliation.
December 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
If I were a Deplorable, I’d want a smart, capable leader to make bad ideas sound coherent and really provoke the Libs. Instead, they chose a loud nincompoop who turns every appearance into self-parody. They wanted dominance; they got daily humiliation.
I have written to the White House to request all major domestic and international airlines be required to redesign every long-haul seat with marble armrests, because nothing says “relax and enjoy the flight” like quarried stone gently numbing your ulnar nerve.
December 28, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I have written to the White House to request all major domestic and international airlines be required to redesign every long-haul seat with marble armrests, because nothing says “relax and enjoy the flight” like quarried stone gently numbing your ulnar nerve.
I have an idea for a movie. “The Call is Coming from Within the White House” is the working title and it’s about the Antifa movement that has secretly organized in the basement under the East Wing, where they run a shadow government and fight the Reich upstairs. Chaos ensues, but no hilarity.
December 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I have an idea for a movie. “The Call is Coming from Within the White House” is the working title and it’s about the Antifa movement that has secretly organized in the basement under the East Wing, where they run a shadow government and fight the Reich upstairs. Chaos ensues, but no hilarity.
I rue the day that Qanon flat-earthers figured out how to vote and grabbed power. I cannot believe that I am living in the timeline where the least educated and least loving of us have elected their own kind to run the nation into a ditch.
December 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I rue the day that Qanon flat-earthers figured out how to vote and grabbed power. I cannot believe that I am living in the timeline where the least educated and least loving of us have elected their own kind to run the nation into a ditch.
Pregnancy, childbirth, and postpartum recovery involve significant physical and emotional demands. Time away from work allows an employee to recover medically, establish infant care routines, and bond during a critical developmental period. Karoline Leavitt should go on leave. Now. ASAP. Please.🙏
December 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Pregnancy, childbirth, and postpartum recovery involve significant physical and emotional demands. Time away from work allows an employee to recover medically, establish infant care routines, and bond during a critical developmental period. Karoline Leavitt should go on leave. Now. ASAP. Please.🙏
Hillary Clinton was right from the beginning: these people are deplorable. In fact, they’re reprehensible, abhorrent, contemptible, and malignant. The vile nature of this monstrous government is well beyond the limits of that word, deplorable.
December 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Hillary Clinton was right from the beginning: these people are deplorable. In fact, they’re reprehensible, abhorrent, contemptible, and malignant. The vile nature of this monstrous government is well beyond the limits of that word, deplorable.
New conspiracy theory just dropped: Stephen Miller blocks Vance’s ascent to the imperial throne and installs himself as Emperor.
December 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
New conspiracy theory just dropped: Stephen Miller blocks Vance’s ascent to the imperial throne and installs himself as Emperor.
The situation in the Oval looks increasingly unstable. I’m preparing myself for a Vance presidency. Given MAGOP’s fixation on the 2nd Amendment and collective amnesia about the 25th, a clean transition seems unlikely.
December 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
The situation in the Oval looks increasingly unstable. I’m preparing myself for a Vance presidency. Given MAGOP’s fixation on the 2nd Amendment and collective amnesia about the 25th, a clean transition seems unlikely.
How exciting! Our fascist, Christian nationalist führer has started another war with ISIS on Christmas Day.
December 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
How exciting! Our fascist, Christian nationalist führer has started another war with ISIS on Christmas Day.
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In 2028 I have to believe a lawless regime will be replaced by citizens who honor the Constitution, that inspectors general are restored, ethics enforced, accountability reclaimed, and the highest court rebuilt. Fascism won’t be normalized; it will be dismantled. America can be saved; I believe this
December 25, 2025 at 6:48 AM
In 2028 I have to believe a lawless regime will be replaced by citizens who honor the Constitution, that inspectors general are restored, ethics enforced, accountability reclaimed, and the highest court rebuilt. Fascism won’t be normalized; it will be dismantled. America can be saved; I believe this
If criminals are running the government and showing no interest in respecting and abiding by the constitution, why does anyone need to follow the law? Time for complete anarchy and chaos. I’m starting it by staying home and refusing to answer the phone.
December 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
If criminals are running the government and showing no interest in respecting and abiding by the constitution, why does anyone need to follow the law? Time for complete anarchy and chaos. I’m starting it by staying home and refusing to answer the phone.
Nazi: Hitler wanted an Arch bigger than the Arc de Triomphe de l’Étoile. So big, in fact, that the Parisian arch would fit inside.
KKKrump: I am building an arch so big the Arc de Triomphe will fit inside.
Difference: Hitler’s public comment was that it was for the people. KKKrump? For himself.
KKKrump: I am building an arch so big the Arc de Triomphe will fit inside.
Difference: Hitler’s public comment was that it was for the people. KKKrump? For himself.
December 23, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Nazi: Hitler wanted an Arch bigger than the Arc de Triomphe de l’Étoile. So big, in fact, that the Parisian arch would fit inside.
KKKrump: I am building an arch so big the Arc de Triomphe will fit inside.
Difference: Hitler’s public comment was that it was for the people. KKKrump? For himself.
KKKrump: I am building an arch so big the Arc de Triomphe will fit inside.
Difference: Hitler’s public comment was that it was for the people. KKKrump? For himself.
KKKrump has been talking about how illegal immigrants are contaminating US blood; language directly lifted from Mein Kampf: “the contamination of German blood.” I raise the point only
to express urgency that this monstrous regime must be disbanded immediately. History must not repeat itself.
to express urgency that this monstrous regime must be disbanded immediately. History must not repeat itself.
December 23, 2025 at 6:16 AM
KKKrump has been talking about how illegal immigrants are contaminating US blood; language directly lifted from Mein Kampf: “the contamination of German blood.” I raise the point only
to express urgency that this monstrous regime must be disbanded immediately. History must not repeat itself.
to express urgency that this monstrous regime must be disbanded immediately. History must not repeat itself.
It’s interesting that KKKrump admires Hitler but is repugnant to most of the US. Hitler was widely popular among large segments of the German population in the 1930s. In this period, many Germans admired him, some even idolized him. Others supported him pragmatically, not emotionally.
December 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
It’s interesting that KKKrump admires Hitler but is repugnant to most of the US. Hitler was widely popular among large segments of the German population in the 1930s. In this period, many Germans admired him, some even idolized him. Others supported him pragmatically, not emotionally.
I encourage everyone to check out “The Last Days of the Nazis” on Prime. In the interviews with Nazis, they quoted Hitler’s “Make Germany Great Again” slogan, talk about how Nazis we’re mostly uneducated, and describe how Hitler wanted to build huge monuments to himself. Sound familiar?
December 23, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I encourage everyone to check out “The Last Days of the Nazis” on Prime. In the interviews with Nazis, they quoted Hitler’s “Make Germany Great Again” slogan, talk about how Nazis we’re mostly uneducated, and describe how Hitler wanted to build huge monuments to himself. Sound familiar?
I may have made up CSA, but I truly believe all of MAGA have the disease. There is no known cure. There is no vaccine because RFK Jr prohibited funding for any research. Oddly, it can be transmitted through eating roadkill, which explains a lot.
December 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I may have made up CSA, but I truly believe all of MAGA have the disease. There is no known cure. There is no vaccine because RFK Jr prohibited funding for any research. Oddly, it can be transmitted through eating roadkill, which explains a lot.