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SoaringSloth
@soaringsloth.bsky.social
25❄Pizza enthusiast❄Man with a lot of weird skills/hobbies❄Just overall passionate❄Banner by metagr0ss17 on insta
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Gangnam style chicken please save me
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as promised, tomorrow at 6PM Central we'll be live with more friendly matches of City Trial in the Kirby Air Riders online demo! this week i'll be hosting with @jadeghost.com, @soaringsloth.bsky.social, and a ✨️ Special Guest ✨️

you're invited to join us or watch along at twitch.tv/skysometric!
November 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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October 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I’m killing twitch dude
October 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Words cant describe how amazing i feel taking a hot shower in my house after having to tolerate a broken water heater for 4 months. Never again dude.
October 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!
October 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Didn’t stretch enough before working out and now I’ve got old man disease
September 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
really feeling the “have nothing to show at 25” today with how some interactions are going :/
September 16, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Rotting in bed after 2 clopenings in a row is a feeling
September 11, 2025 at 5:03 PM
lotto is just a bunch of old men saying the same fucking joke while blowing your whole paycheck for a SpongeBob popsicle

“I’d like the winning ticket”

How about i force feed you expired peanut butter and jelly m&m’s
September 3, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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August 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Sleep schedule so fucked we working out before sunrise
August 27, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Part of me wants to start collecting physical media again but 1. I got nowhere to put it and 2. All this money is being funneled into places that cant be fixed for awhile. Being financially responsible sucks
August 17, 2025 at 4:37 AM
not a big fan of my latest eating/sleeping habits. its been nothing but extremes on both fronts and i got no idea whats up :/
August 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
the Tager propaganda is complete
August 9, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Im on a mission....
August 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I think a weird thing I learned about myself is that sometimes I really do need the detox time to recuperate myself back to “the norm” And we’re not talking about a day or 2, I’m talking like several weeks to REALLY rebuild myself
August 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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July 30, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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im watching house md for the first time and the first thing i see in the entire show is a guy nutting so hard he fucking dies that's amazing
July 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Here's a visual if you couldnt figure it out
July 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
i feel like a can of campbell soup
July 30, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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just ran over a family of 4, called 3 people slurs, burned down an orphanage, obliterated a few puppies, and complained about Minecraft development on twitter.com also known as x.com

but then my wife filed for divorce????

nice guys always finish last...
July 29, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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Ahem
They probably only made the mouse addon so that they could remake or rerelease mario paint tbh
July 29, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Im a man of my craft
July 26, 2025 at 1:27 PM
feeling like him
July 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM