Remy
@snugwugs.bsky.social
Serial hat collector. Dataphile. Big happy kitchen. Yarnboi. Can fish. Autist. Will correct your grammar in 3 languages.
Y’all, Kroger didn’t deliver me a mango, they gave me a manstop.
May 18, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Y’all, Kroger didn’t deliver me a mango, they gave me a manstop.
If Etsy cared about small business, they’d showcase shops instead of items. Sellers close to you would be prioritized automatically. There would be curated guides for items from different locations.
There would be integrated tools for events. There would be checks and balances for larger sellers.
There would be integrated tools for events. There would be checks and balances for larger sellers.
May 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
If Etsy cared about small business, they’d showcase shops instead of items. Sellers close to you would be prioritized automatically. There would be curated guides for items from different locations.
There would be integrated tools for events. There would be checks and balances for larger sellers.
There would be integrated tools for events. There would be checks and balances for larger sellers.
Anybody else see the fireball over Florida last night? Freaked me out lol 😂
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American Meteor Society
We received 7 reports about a fireball seen over FL on Monday, April 28th 2025 around 02:12 UT.
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April 29, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Anybody else see the fireball over Florida last night? Freaked me out lol 😂
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I hate that all the early naysayers of social media pretty much called it. I hate that all the ways to make it better were ignored. I hate that my young brain was the plaything of greedy children and their billionaire backers. It disgusts me.
April 19, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I hate that all the early naysayers of social media pretty much called it. I hate that all the ways to make it better were ignored. I hate that my young brain was the plaything of greedy children and their billionaire backers. It disgusts me.
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“How can I return an innocent man to the United States when I don’t have the ability to feel empathy or compassion?” said Nayib Bukele
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Salvadoran President Claims He Lacks Humanity To Return Wrongly Deported Man
WASHINGTON—During a visit with President Donald Trump at the White House, El Salvador’s president Nayib Bukele claimed Monday that he “lacks the humanity” to return wrongly deported legal U.S. resident Kilmar Abrego Garcia back to America. “How can I return an innocent man to the United States when I don’t have the ability to feel […]
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April 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
“How can I return an innocent man to the United States when I don’t have the ability to feel empathy or compassion?” said Nayib Bukele
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It is the fourth calf born to the southern resident orcas since December. Two of the four have died already.
(via @kuow.org)
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Another baby orca spotted with Northwest's endangered J Pod
It is the fourth calf born to the southern resident orcas since December. Two of the four have died already.
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April 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
It is the fourth calf born to the southern resident orcas since December. Two of the four have died already.
(via @kuow.org)
(via @kuow.org)
Had a great time with Cindy today at Trout Lake! So many folks stopped by to greet her and learn about exotic snakes. She’s a champ.
April 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Had a great time with Cindy today at Trout Lake! So many folks stopped by to greet her and learn about exotic snakes. She’s a champ.
My mental health has improved markedly just by switching my navigation app to avoid highways. Trees are nice.
April 8, 2025 at 3:42 AM
My mental health has improved markedly just by switching my navigation app to avoid highways. Trees are nice.
Chronic fatigue. Temporal tiredness.
Stubborn sleepies.
Persistent torpidity.
Incorrigible inertia.
Regular lethargy.
Stubborn sleepies.
Persistent torpidity.
Incorrigible inertia.
Regular lethargy.
April 2, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Chronic fatigue. Temporal tiredness.
Stubborn sleepies.
Persistent torpidity.
Incorrigible inertia.
Regular lethargy.
Stubborn sleepies.
Persistent torpidity.
Incorrigible inertia.
Regular lethargy.
Boiling food is just soaking things in conveniently warm liquid. Which is the same as frying.
Boiling food is just frying it in water.
Boiling food is just frying it in water.
March 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Boiling food is just soaking things in conveniently warm liquid. Which is the same as frying.
Boiling food is just frying it in water.
Boiling food is just frying it in water.
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Fishing is just thinly-veiled gambling and I’m here for it.
March 15, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Fishing is just thinly-veiled gambling and I’m here for it.
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Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9
JACKSON, MS—Seeking to assuage consumer concerns about dwindling supplies, the nation’s egg companies reportedly assured shoppers this week that a dozen has always meant nine. “While we have seen some...
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March 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9 theonion.com/egg-companie...
Stupid mutant hand-feet on my goddam ground-arms. Just let me return to fish already.
March 3, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Stupid mutant hand-feet on my goddam ground-arms. Just let me return to fish already.
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Everybody is so touched by this anglerfish coming to see the light and I’m over here like “actually you are deeply misunderstanding the sensorium of deep sea creatures and that girl was blinded way before she got to the surface.”
March 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Everybody is so touched by this anglerfish coming to see the light and I’m over here like “actually you are deeply misunderstanding the sensorium of deep sea creatures and that girl was blinded way before she got to the surface.”
It never occurred to me that people who like history or historical figures could see themselves as doing similar things.
It leaves a sour taste in my mouth.
It leaves a sour taste in my mouth.
February 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
It never occurred to me that people who like history or historical figures could see themselves as doing similar things.
It leaves a sour taste in my mouth.
It leaves a sour taste in my mouth.
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Report: Universe To End Next Friday
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February 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Report: Universe To End Next Friday
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What happened to public water fountains? If we all really cared about staying hydrated so much there would be more than 0.5 per town.
February 3, 2025 at 7:10 AM
What happened to public water fountains? If we all really cared about staying hydrated so much there would be more than 0.5 per town.
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Study Finds 4 In 10 Americans Could Develop Dementia After 55
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January 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Study Finds 4 In 10 Americans Could Develop Dementia After 55
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I do not recommend the opposite of the “eternally waking up” nightmare. Wanting to go to sleep and falling asleep repeatedly only to wake up again in a dream is still a nightmare though. Also: why don’t we yawn in our sleep if we’re tired enough to be sleeping?
January 28, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I do not recommend the opposite of the “eternally waking up” nightmare. Wanting to go to sleep and falling asleep repeatedly only to wake up again in a dream is still a nightmare though. Also: why don’t we yawn in our sleep if we’re tired enough to be sleeping?
The vibe I bring to the function
January 25, 2025 at 7:47 AM
The vibe I bring to the function
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Surprise! I’m actually extraverted. Just only with autistics. Allistic folks would need a lot of time to themselves too if they had to deal with autists every time they did anything.
January 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Surprise! I’m actually extraverted. Just only with autistics. Allistic folks would need a lot of time to themselves too if they had to deal with autists every time they did anything.
The way we see color is so dumb. Imagine if we only had 3 kinds of ear hair cells and we kinda guessed a note by feeling. It would feel like there were only 6 sounds, and one wouldn’t even exist, it would just be a high and low note at the same time. It sickens me
January 24, 2025 at 9:30 AM
The way we see color is so dumb. Imagine if we only had 3 kinds of ear hair cells and we kinda guessed a note by feeling. It would feel like there were only 6 sounds, and one wouldn’t even exist, it would just be a high and low note at the same time. It sickens me
Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny has aged like fine wine. Jack Black is totally AuDHD though. No wonder Hollywood took his passion, tore it into tiny pieces, stomped on it, and ate it.
January 23, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny has aged like fine wine. Jack Black is totally AuDHD though. No wonder Hollywood took his passion, tore it into tiny pieces, stomped on it, and ate it.