Snowball Monkey
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I am a simple monkey. I have a snowball and am waiting to throw it.
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Caine Mutiny>Kaine Mutiny
My statement on the funding deal to reopen government, protect federal employees, and vote to protect health care:
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Caine Mutiny>Kaine Mutiny
Let's also not forget this is a man who got an astonishingly low 6.6% of the city's 2024 Presidential election vote, a city he has called "disgusting" and "filthy" and in which he sent the National Guard to occupy it.
The billionaire owner of the Washington Commanders might name his new stadium after a man who just got mercilessly booed by his entire fan base because they despise him. Seems like a brilliant branding strategy.
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Let's also not forget this is a man who got an astonishingly low 6.6% of the city's 2024 Presidential election vote, a city he has called "disgusting" and "filthy" and in which he sent the National Guard to occupy it.
Get him out of the fucking booth. JFC.
November 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Get him out of the fucking booth. JFC.
Fuck Fox for putting Trump in the booth on the Commanders game.
November 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Fuck Fox for putting Trump in the booth on the Commanders game.
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November 7, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Patriotism is all about cashing in on crypto, getting overpaid by Bezos for a documentary, and ghosting your First Lady duties because you hate your husband's guts.
To paraphrase Nathan Hale, she regrets she only has one NFT to give to this country.
To paraphrase Nathan Hale, she regrets she only has one NFT to give to this country.
The greatest patriot in the history of patriots. So much patriotism.
November 6, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Patriotism is all about cashing in on crypto, getting overpaid by Bezos for a documentary, and ghosting your First Lady duties because you hate your husband's guts.
To paraphrase Nathan Hale, she regrets she only has one NFT to give to this country.
To paraphrase Nathan Hale, she regrets she only has one NFT to give to this country.
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I think a thing we'll learn tonight is that people fucking hate what is going on and they will straight ticket vote against anyone involved in starving people while pillaging the country and kidnapping their neighbors. I don't think it matters at all who that person is.
November 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I think a thing we'll learn tonight is that people fucking hate what is going on and they will straight ticket vote against anyone involved in starving people while pillaging the country and kidnapping their neighbors. I don't think it matters at all who that person is.
Winsome lose some.
HUGE. Important first result tonight. Decision Desk has called Virginia governor for Spanberger. election-night.decisiondeskhq.com/date/2025-11...
November 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Winsome lose some.
If it doesn't split, you must acquit.
The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground.
"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.
"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.
"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
November 4, 2025 at 6:22 PM
If it doesn't split, you must acquit.
Kind of an asshole move by bats, TBH.
November 4, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Kind of an asshole move by bats, TBH.
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Kash Patel in 2023: “I’m just saying Chris Wray doesn’t need a government funded G5 jet to go to vacations. Maybe we ground that plane. $15,000 every time it takes off. Just a thought.”
November 3, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Kash Patel in 2023: “I’m just saying Chris Wray doesn’t need a government funded G5 jet to go to vacations. Maybe we ground that plane. $15,000 every time it takes off. Just a thought.”
Tell: If this blatant lie is your go-to argument, your real position sucks.
Mike Johnson: "They want to give illegal benefits -- or, benefits back to illegal aliens."
October 31, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Tell: If this blatant lie is your go-to argument, your real position sucks.
23% of Amazon warehouse workers used SNAP in the last 3 months. So maybe, Mr. Free Fucking Market, the answer isn't that SNAP recipients need a job but that you skip the 2nd mega yacht and pay them a living wage.
Are you people fucking kidding me with this shit @washingtonpost.com www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
October 31, 2025 at 9:49 AM
23% of Amazon warehouse workers used SNAP in the last 3 months. So maybe, Mr. Free Fucking Market, the answer isn't that SNAP recipients need a job but that you skip the 2nd mega yacht and pay them a living wage.
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Everyone with a brain knows what he's trying to invoke. Maybe middle America will not want Nazis running ICE but I'm not holding my breath.
Yes, this is a real post made by the Department of Homeland Security.
None of this is normal.
None of this is normal.
October 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Everyone with a brain knows what he's trying to invoke. Maybe middle America will not want Nazis running ICE but I'm not holding my breath.
One things for sure -- these monkeys know how to fucking party.
October 29, 2025 at 1:38 AM
One things for sure -- these monkeys know how to fucking party.
Insurance companies make so much money that the budget for TV advertising appears to be limitless.
October 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Insurance companies make so much money that the budget for TV advertising appears to be limitless.
The Bard always brings it.
KING
… But now, my cousin Hamlet, and my son—
… But now, my cousin Hamlet, and my son—
October 28, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The Bard always brings it.
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After January 6, 2021, Amazon, Microsoft, Google, and Comcast publicly pledged to stop donating to politicians who sought to undermine the legitimate results of the 2020 presidential election.
In 2025, these companies have stopped worrying about democracy and are buying Trump a ballroom.
In 2025, these companies have stopped worrying about democracy and are buying Trump a ballroom.
These Corporations Stopped Worrying About Democracy and Bought Trump a Ballroom
It has been nearly five years since the 2020 presidential election, but President Trump continues to baselessly insist it was stolen.
popular.info
October 28, 2025 at 1:05 PM
After January 6, 2021, Amazon, Microsoft, Google, and Comcast publicly pledged to stop donating to politicians who sought to undermine the legitimate results of the 2020 presidential election.
In 2025, these companies have stopped worrying about democracy and are buying Trump a ballroom.
In 2025, these companies have stopped worrying about democracy and are buying Trump a ballroom.
Trump received 69.6% of the vote in Allegany County MD in 2024. But I'm sure all he can see is that he lost Maryland and dislikes Wes Moore.
Make it make sense. Trump bailed out Argentina for $40B dollars, yet he’s now throwing MD under the bus?
Trump administration denies FEMA aid for Western Maryland floods.
The denial cannot be appealed again, leaving several small towns on their own to address more than $33.7 million in damage.
Trump administration denies FEMA aid for Western Maryland floods.
The denial cannot be appealed again, leaving several small towns on their own to address more than $33.7 million in damage.
Trump administration denies FEMA aid for Western Maryland floods
Maryland has sought FEMA aid for at least $33.7 million in flood damage mostly in Allegany and Garrett counties.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Trump received 69.6% of the vote in Allegany County MD in 2024. But I'm sure all he can see is that he lost Maryland and dislikes Wes Moore.
Please Mr. Soros just run 30 seconds of the 1987 Reagan video this is from during the World Series.
Trump: "They cheated on a commercial. Ronald Reagan loved tariffs and they said he didn't. And I guess it was AI or something. They cheated badly. Canada got caught cheating on a commercial. Can you believe it?"
October 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Please Mr. Soros just run 30 seconds of the 1987 Reagan video this is from during the World Series.
Creative solution = illegal in MAGAspeak.
Leavitt: "The president tapped into tariff revenue to keep WIC money going out the door. He found a creative solution to keep the troops paid. And rather than congratulate him for doing that, this unprecedented action to get our troops paid, Dems want to sue him for it. They're saying it's illegal."
October 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Creative solution = illegal in MAGAspeak.
Kind of wild that the President hawking shitty $500 watches on TV barely makes a blip in the news cycle.
October 16, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Kind of wild that the President hawking shitty $500 watches on TV barely makes a blip in the news cycle.