Sage
@snocks.bsky.social
Missoula, MT
Tall drink of water. The last Jags fan in Montana (Official, Confirmed).
Tall drink of water. The last Jags fan in Montana (Official, Confirmed).
Patriots I wish you a very lousy offseason spent mostly in courtrooms
February 9, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Patriots I wish you a very lousy offseason spent mostly in courtrooms
Patriots being in this game instead of Buffalo or the Jags is a disservice to the sport
February 9, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Patriots being in this game instead of Buffalo or the Jags is a disservice to the sport
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OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit
Love watching dominating line play. Seahawks wrecking shop on both sides of the ball
February 9, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Love watching dominating line play. Seahawks wrecking shop on both sides of the ball
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Sam Darnold is the first USC quarterback to start a Super Bowl. If, after the game, he attacks a truck driver and gets stabbed, he will be the second USC quarterback to do that.
February 8, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Sam Darnold is the first USC quarterback to start a Super Bowl. If, after the game, he attacks a truck driver and gets stabbed, he will be the second USC quarterback to do that.
Pregame horseshit meter especially high this year
February 8, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Pregame horseshit meter especially high this year
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feeling vindicated that Darren Aronofsky, known film hack, is getting into generative AI. I have hated that man for so long and I was RIGHT
January 29, 2026 at 5:51 PM
feeling vindicated that Darren Aronofsky, known film hack, is getting into generative AI. I have hated that man for so long and I was RIGHT
Having seen three Patriots playoffs games I am certain the Jags would have stomped them. Bummer
January 25, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Having seen three Patriots playoffs games I am certain the Jags would have stomped them. Bummer
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Jags should've won the AFC
January 25, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Jags should've won the AFC
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Every day I wake up and look at the news and I think “wow osama bin laden truly kicked our fucking ass” and then I just go to work or something
January 21, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Every day I wake up and look at the news and I think “wow osama bin laden truly kicked our fucking ass” and then I just go to work or something
Watching Pats vs Texans
January 18, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Watching Pats vs Texans
Montana boy staring at LT for the Steelers, fuck the Texans
January 13, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Montana boy staring at LT for the Steelers, fuck the Texans
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If you bet on Golden Globes Best Podcast Winner on Polymarket you should not be able to drive a car for five years
January 12, 2026 at 1:43 AM
If you bet on Golden Globes Best Podcast Winner on Polymarket you should not be able to drive a car for five years
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JAKOBI MEYERS PANCAKE
January 11, 2026 at 7:57 PM
JAKOBI MEYERS PANCAKE
Sure, now Gabe Davis can catch
January 11, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Sure, now Gabe Davis can catch
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MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT LEQUINT ALLEN JR
January 11, 2026 at 6:40 PM
MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT LEQUINT ALLEN JR
Oh this is gonna be a gritty, not pretty kinda day
January 11, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Oh this is gonna be a gritty, not pretty kinda day
I’m doing my part today. I’m going to outwatch every Bills fan. No one is going to watch TV harder than me
Go Jags!
Go Jags!
January 11, 2026 at 5:11 PM
I’m doing my part today. I’m going to outwatch every Bills fan. No one is going to watch TV harder than me
Go Jags!
Go Jags!
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
I’m supposed to sleep after that??
January 6, 2026 at 4:12 AM
I’m supposed to sleep after that??
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Game of the year for real
January 6, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Game of the year for real
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This is the greatest football game of all time.
January 6, 2026 at 3:30 AM
This is the greatest football game of all time.
Yipping, screeching, scaring the poor dog
January 6, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Yipping, screeching, scaring the poor dog
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you’ve gotta see this one 🤯
January 6, 2026 at 2:01 AM
you’ve gotta see this one 🤯