Snarky Pirate
@snarkypirate.bsky.social
Blue Texan 💙, Ally to LGBTQ+ 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️, Redcoats can Bugger Off. Bring me that horizon. 🏴☠️⚔️
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October 2, 2025 at 10:28 AM
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I can’t wait for SNL.
September 30, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I can’t wait for SNL.
This sounds like a red wedding is about to take place.
Imagine the response if a Dem Administration removed every top general and admiral from every US military post all around the world (including conflict zones), in order to force them to attend a big in-person meeting in DC (with a former cable news co-host).
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
Hegseth orders rare, urgent meeting of hundreds of generals, admirals
The Pentagon has summoned military officials from around the world for a gathering in Virginia. Top generals and their staffs don’t know the reason for the meeting.
www.washingtonpost.com
September 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
This sounds like a red wedding is about to take place.
Censorship on Constitution Day. State run TV is taking over.
BREAKING: First Colbert. Now Kimmel. variety.com/2025/tv/news...
ABC Pulls ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’ Indefinitely After Host’s Charlie Kirk Comments
Nexstar, one of the biggest owners o US f TV stations in, said will pre-empt Jimmy Kimmel's late night show due to the host's Charlie Kirk remarks
variety.com
September 18, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Censorship on Constitution Day. State run TV is taking over.
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I don’t suppose the judiciary committees in either chamber are going to do hearings anytime soon on the number of people who made large donations to Trump in various ways only to see their criminal charges dropped or pardoned.
September 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I don’t suppose the judiciary committees in either chamber are going to do hearings anytime soon on the number of people who made large donations to Trump in various ways only to see their criminal charges dropped or pardoned.
FFS, someone needs to take away the hot glue gun.
September 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
FFS, someone needs to take away the hot glue gun.
My cousin died from Covid. The first time I caught it in 2021 I will never forget how hard it was to cough trying to break the phlegm in my lungs that wouldn’t loosen up. I was terrified. RFKjr is a fucking disgrace and NEEDS TO RESIGN!
WARNER: Do you accept the fact that 1 million Americans died from covid?
RFK Jr: I don't know how many died
W: You're the secretary of health and human services. You don't have any idea how many Americans died from covid?
RFK Jr: I don't think anybody knows that
W: How can you be that ignorant?
RFK Jr: I don't know how many died
W: You're the secretary of health and human services. You don't have any idea how many Americans died from covid?
RFK Jr: I don't think anybody knows that
W: How can you be that ignorant?
September 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
My cousin died from Covid. The first time I caught it in 2021 I will never forget how hard it was to cough trying to break the phlegm in my lungs that wouldn’t loosen up. I was terrified. RFKjr is a fucking disgrace and NEEDS TO RESIGN!
I love Banksy even tweaked. 😂
September 2, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I love Banksy even tweaked. 😂
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August 30, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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Minneapolis….. omg 😪💔
August 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Minneapolis….. omg 😪💔
And here we are again.
August 26, 2025 at 8:14 AM
And here we are again.
Or the Olympics.
SORRY (from Australia)
The USA should not be allowed to host the world cup next year 🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️
The USA should not be allowed to host the world cup next year 🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️
August 26, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Or the Olympics.
To think we could’ve chosen joy.
August 26, 2025 at 7:38 AM
To think we could’ve chosen joy.
Pay attention, y’all.
If a president wanted to become effectively a dictator, he’d likely:
1. Purge govt of non loyalists
2. Weaponize law against opponents
3. Use military to police opposition strongholds
4. Threaten media, schools, businesses w penalties to get them to heel
5. Change election rules in his favor.
1. Purge govt of non loyalists
2. Weaponize law against opponents
3. Use military to police opposition strongholds
4. Threaten media, schools, businesses w penalties to get them to heel
5. Change election rules in his favor.
August 24, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Pay attention, y’all.
D.C. news presser. Word salad translation: ignoring Epstein files, he needs the NG in place for when he announces he’s not leaving.
August 11, 2025 at 2:54 PM
D.C. news presser. Word salad translation: ignoring Epstein files, he needs the NG in place for when he announces he’s not leaving.
Setting a reminder to watch every remaining episode of Colbert.
Colbert comes out swinging. Gonna be a fun 10 months...
July 22, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Setting a reminder to watch every remaining episode of Colbert.
Omfg
It's coming: All signs point to Trump copying Hitler with his version of Kristallnacht. Like all fascist authoritarians, the pedophile president has weaponized the federal government against its people. This is Trump's Nazi ICE Gestapo terrorizing a neighborhood in Utah.
July 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Omfg
$10 million in federal funds from the America Recovery Plan Act. They had the funds, but because it was from Biden…
Woulda, coulda, shoulda. Shame on Kerr County officials. I hope they get sued.
Woulda, coulda, shoulda. Shame on Kerr County officials. I hope they get sued.
Despite opposition, Kerr County moves forward on federal funding – The Kerr County Lead
The commissioner's court turns back an effort to give the money back to the federal government.
kerrcountylead.com
July 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
$10 million in federal funds from the America Recovery Plan Act. They had the funds, but because it was from Biden…
Woulda, coulda, shoulda. Shame on Kerr County officials. I hope they get sued.
Woulda, coulda, shoulda. Shame on Kerr County officials. I hope they get sued.
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I keep thinking about how Gov Abbott had plenty of funds to fly and bus migrants all across the country but couldn't come up with a million for a flood warning system.
July 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I keep thinking about how Gov Abbott had plenty of funds to fly and bus migrants all across the country but couldn't come up with a million for a flood warning system.
When a football team loses they analyze the game film to find and fix mistakes. You’re full of shit, Greg Abbott. Loser!
July 10, 2025 at 10:35 AM
When a football team loses they analyze the game film to find and fix mistakes. You’re full of shit, Greg Abbott. Loser!
It wasn’t a hurricane that flooded the Texas Hill Country.
July 7, 2025 at 1:51 PM
It wasn’t a hurricane that flooded the Texas Hill Country.
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