Jake Foster, Esq.
@snailrecords.bsky.social
I’m here for the skeets. Snailrecords.bandcamp.com.
Hot take: AJ isn’t done. His last match will be in TNA. #wrestlesky
February 4, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Hot take: AJ isn’t done. His last match will be in TNA. #wrestlesky
Quiero morir.
February 2, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Quiero morir.
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January 26, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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I’m old enough to remember when new albums dropped on Tuesday’s and it was amazing.
January 13, 2026 at 2:49 PM
I’m old enough to remember when new albums dropped on Tuesday’s and it was amazing.
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An actual Deathmatch
December 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
An actual Deathmatch
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
Another Hall of Famer (and great announcer) out of a 1984 Topps wax pack, Don Sutton. #baseball #mlb #baseballcard
December 5, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Another Hall of Famer (and great announcer) out of a 1984 Topps wax pack, Don Sutton. #baseball #mlb #baseballcard
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oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes
November 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes
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what’s that word (i assume it’s german) for the feeling when you hear a modern song you recognize as “good” but the version of yourself who could have meaningfully connected with it no longer exists and it can only bounce around in the ossified resonance chambers of your psyche. i think it starts wi
August 10, 2024 at 2:27 PM
what’s that word (i assume it’s german) for the feeling when you hear a modern song you recognize as “good” but the version of yourself who could have meaningfully connected with it no longer exists and it can only bounce around in the ossified resonance chambers of your psyche. i think it starts wi
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Adhd is annoying af
I try to play game i wanna play.
My brain is screaming saying to not play it, but i wanna.
Brain gets distracted again.
And i just feel so drained doing nothing now.
Even though i wanna be doing something
I try to play game i wanna play.
My brain is screaming saying to not play it, but i wanna.
Brain gets distracted again.
And i just feel so drained doing nothing now.
Even though i wanna be doing something
November 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Adhd is annoying af
I try to play game i wanna play.
My brain is screaming saying to not play it, but i wanna.
Brain gets distracted again.
And i just feel so drained doing nothing now.
Even though i wanna be doing something
I try to play game i wanna play.
My brain is screaming saying to not play it, but i wanna.
Brain gets distracted again.
And i just feel so drained doing nothing now.
Even though i wanna be doing something
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icymi in 1937 Leadbelly wrote the couplet "Home of the brave, land of the free / don't wanna be mistreated by no bourgeoisie"
November 19, 2025 at 1:12 PM
icymi in 1937 Leadbelly wrote the couplet "Home of the brave, land of the free / don't wanna be mistreated by no bourgeoisie"
Pulled a couple of Hall of Famers from a 1984 Topps pack. And yes, I did eat the gum lol! #baseball #baseballcards #mlb
November 19, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Pulled a couple of Hall of Famers from a 1984 Topps pack. And yes, I did eat the gum lol! #baseball #baseballcards #mlb
Clay Higgens is a pedophile. #epsteinfiles
November 19, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Clay Higgens is a pedophile. #epsteinfiles
November 11, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts.
It’s called, “Leave me the fuh cologne.”
It’s called, “Leave me the fuh cologne.”
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts.
It’s called, “Leave me the fuh cologne.”
It’s called, “Leave me the fuh cologne.”
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What does one have to do to get followers on here? lol
November 2, 2025 at 1:51 PM
What does one have to do to get followers on here? lol
I feel like working nights makes it impossible to enjoy anything. Like, I wanna go out to a bar or something and socialize, but like, it’s morning for me. Nobody wants to go out in the morning. #nightshift
November 1, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I feel like working nights makes it impossible to enjoy anything. Like, I wanna go out to a bar or something and socialize, but like, it’s morning for me. Nobody wants to go out in the morning. #nightshift
Why am I getting so many thirst traps from gay men? Like, I support LGBT rights, but I ain’t trynna see dudes in their underwear lol
October 25, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Why am I getting so many thirst traps from gay men? Like, I support LGBT rights, but I ain’t trynna see dudes in their underwear lol