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Wrennifer Coolfridge 🏳️‍⚧️🐀
@snacklotus.bsky.social
She/Her Magic Grinder
Theoretically, you could also move laterally to a different area of rock bottom.
Moxfield is in my Linktree 💙

https://linktr.ee/snacklotus
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Oomf me up if you like any of the following:

-MTG
-The modern format of MTG
-Cards since 8th edition plus supplemental straight to modern sets
-60 Card decks with 15 card sideboards you could play at a modern FNM

-standard decks
Me: has puppy been bad 🥺🥺
Wife: yes, you’re being put down next week
December 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Before anyone asks, no: mommy will not be seeking employment
December 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Estrogen actually is kind of like magic
December 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Enjoy a collection of selfies with my new hair, serving pure gender now on a daily basis
December 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Ignore the cold dead look in my eyes, I scrubbed out hard playing Jeskai Blink at the Antwerp RC after going 2-3. Deck still seems good but I kept rough hands and punted into oblivion. Definitely hoping to queue for more of these but the idea of playing standard over modern is chilling to me 😓
November 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I'm finally free, just need to find something to do until some DLC comes out
November 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Finally got the 100% <30 hours achievement. All that's left is the two steel soul achievements....one of which I don't think I'll ever get, but damn this game is incredible
October 30, 2025 at 10:09 PM
They should rewrite the HRT side effect “loss of libido” as “more free time because I’m not cranking it all day”
October 28, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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🪨Marcus the Worm🪨
October 24, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Silk song steel soul runs are slowly draining what little will I have left 😭😭
October 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM
All these bitches pro immigration until the animal crossing villager doesn’t match the vibe of the island
October 4, 2025 at 3:57 PM
*me trying to pull a pretty woman*: wait, you don’t work on commission? This place is really pricey, you should speak to your manager, that seems not great
October 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I’m just going to leave this here now in case a year from now this becomes prophetic and I can claim I got that Nostradamussy
September 27, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"

BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"

1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."

2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."

3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I remember seeing the cover for The Danish Girl on Netflix and my friend asking if I thought the girl on the left was hot, I said they’re both hot and when he revealed the other girl was Eddie Redmayne I think a collection of dominoes started falling very slowly 😅
September 8, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Instead of a devil or an angel on my shoulder I am plagued by those two muppets from the opera box (Staedtler and Waldorf) and they don't give me moral advice, they just incessantly heckle me if I'm about to do something stupid
September 5, 2025 at 12:23 PM
She must be stopped! But also please don't!

Second 4-0 in a row with Eldrazi Tron, one small change from last week but the deck remains ridiculously good!! Definitely feels like I've settled on a deck for Antwerp.

Mono White Ponza 🤖❌🤖
UR Affinity 🤖🤖
Titan 🤖🤖
Boros Energy 🤖❌🤖
August 29, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Got the cleanest 4-0 (8-0) at FNM this week playing the only deck I've 4-0'ed with before: Tron!
Great result but it feels like the Green Goblin mask every time I sleeve up my Urza's Towers.

Burn 🤖🤖
Eldrazi Aggro 🤖🤖
Boros Energy 🤖🤖
Mono Green Aggro 🤖🤖
August 23, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I want to hit the deck to get a goldberry build…also for reasons
I wanna build a Goldberry deck for…reasons.
August 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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ibs stands for ‘i be shitting’
August 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
You bark at goth women because you are thirsty, I bark at goth women because I have contracted rabies. We are not the same, although I am also thirsty
August 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
God forbid a girl have hobbies 🙄🙄
August 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Ultimate guard bad now, what deckboxes do people recommend to replace a whole suite of boulders?
August 3, 2025 at 7:08 PM
You play new cards in modern because you are trying to find the best way to build them in.
I play new cards in modern because I have already formed a concrete opinion and my 90% win rate while goldfishing has given me the strongest confirmation bias known to man.
We are not the same (I am worse)
August 1, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Pee is stored in the walls
July 31, 2025 at 11:10 PM