Snacc Trooper
@snacctrooper.bsky.social
Official thirst trooper posts
🏳️🌈, married, gaymer, nerd, PNW
“Take a thousand, naked pictures of yourself now… believe me, one day you will look at those photos with much kinder eyes and say, ‘Dear God, I was a beautiful thing!’”
-Moira Rose
🏳️🌈, married, gaymer, nerd, PNW
“Take a thousand, naked pictures of yourself now… believe me, one day you will look at those photos with much kinder eyes and say, ‘Dear God, I was a beautiful thing!’”
-Moira Rose
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Snacc Trooper
@snacctrooper.bsky.social
· Oct 16
#ThirstyThursday is for Roger the Snack Trooper. Obviously named for a battle droid’s favorite thing to say.
Tattoo by @groovyhippie.bsky.social
#starwars #scouttrooper #starwarstattoo #gaytattoo #pinup #pinuptattoo #gay #gaynerd #gaymer #gay #gayfitness #selfie #queer #thirsttrap #bedhead
Tattoo by @groovyhippie.bsky.social
#starwars #scouttrooper #starwarstattoo #gaytattoo #pinup #pinuptattoo #gay #gaynerd #gaymer #gay #gayfitness #selfie #queer #thirsttrap #bedhead
Alright y'all - let's monochrome the shit out of this first Monday back in the office for many of us.
#mcm #monochromemonday
#mcm #monochromemonday
January 5, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Alright y'all - let's monochrome the shit out of this first Monday back in the office for many of us.
#mcm #monochromemonday
#mcm #monochromemonday
New phone, who dis? Finally trying out one of these folding screen phones water the 2023 Pixel Fold has been plummeting in price. Had a Surface Duo and Duo 2, loved them, but the software sucked. After a day, I can say it's way better now.
This thing also takes one hell of a #thirsttrap.
This thing also takes one hell of a #thirsttrap.
January 5, 2026 at 5:53 AM
New phone, who dis? Finally trying out one of these folding screen phones water the 2023 Pixel Fold has been plummeting in price. Had a Surface Duo and Duo 2, loved them, but the software sucked. After a day, I can say it's way better now.
This thing also takes one hell of a #thirsttrap.
This thing also takes one hell of a #thirsttrap.
The struggle of the gays: how does one dress for a casual family bonfire AND a gay dance party after?
I know the answer is "change on the way to the party" but I'm laaaaaazzzzzy.
I know the answer is "change on the way to the party" but I'm laaaaaazzzzzy.
January 3, 2026 at 7:51 PM
The struggle of the gays: how does one dress for a casual family bonfire AND a gay dance party after?
I know the answer is "change on the way to the party" but I'm laaaaaazzzzzy.
I know the answer is "change on the way to the party" but I'm laaaaaazzzzzy.
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Reposted by Snacc Trooper
It’s not about drugs. If it was, Trump wouldn’t have pardoned one of the largest narco traffickers in the world last month.
It’s about oil and regime change.
And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from his sinking under Epstein and skyrocketing healthcare costs.
It’s about oil and regime change.
And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from his sinking under Epstein and skyrocketing healthcare costs.
January 3, 2026 at 3:34 PM
It’s not about drugs. If it was, Trump wouldn’t have pardoned one of the largest narco traffickers in the world last month.
It’s about oil and regime change.
And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from his sinking under Epstein and skyrocketing healthcare costs.
It’s about oil and regime change.
And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from his sinking under Epstein and skyrocketing healthcare costs.
World is bleak and this timeline is the dumbest one.
The horrors persist, but so do I. Or something like that. So here’s a good arm & shoulder pic I grabbed this morning.
The horrors persist, but so do I. Or something like that. So here’s a good arm & shoulder pic I grabbed this morning.
January 3, 2026 at 3:25 PM
World is bleak and this timeline is the dumbest one.
The horrors persist, but so do I. Or something like that. So here’s a good arm & shoulder pic I grabbed this morning.
The horrors persist, but so do I. Or something like that. So here’s a good arm & shoulder pic I grabbed this morning.
Woke up to news we kidnapped a president (among other crimes).
On the 3rd day of 2026.
Insanity.
You can hate Maduro and also acknowledge the US shouldn’t be in the business of regime change.
On the 3rd day of 2026.
Insanity.
You can hate Maduro and also acknowledge the US shouldn’t be in the business of regime change.
January 3, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Woke up to news we kidnapped a president (among other crimes).
On the 3rd day of 2026.
Insanity.
You can hate Maduro and also acknowledge the US shouldn’t be in the business of regime change.
On the 3rd day of 2026.
Insanity.
You can hate Maduro and also acknowledge the US shouldn’t be in the business of regime change.
Send help. Only enough coffee beans for about half my normal morning coffee.
January 2, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Send help. Only enough coffee beans for about half my normal morning coffee.
Happy new year, folks!!
Just finished 108 sun salutations. Not sure what kind of pump it’s giving me, but my hamstrings and back are toast.
Just finished 108 sun salutations. Not sure what kind of pump it’s giving me, but my hamstrings and back are toast.
January 2, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Happy new year, folks!!
Just finished 108 sun salutations. Not sure what kind of pump it’s giving me, but my hamstrings and back are toast.
Just finished 108 sun salutations. Not sure what kind of pump it’s giving me, but my hamstrings and back are toast.
Finishing off 2025 with a few pics that didn’t get their own posts this year.
For 2026: we’re gonna get hotter and get more tattoos. Oh and I’m gonna learn to do and hold a handstand!
For 2026: we’re gonna get hotter and get more tattoos. Oh and I’m gonna learn to do and hold a handstand!
December 31, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Finishing off 2025 with a few pics that didn’t get their own posts this year.
For 2026: we’re gonna get hotter and get more tattoos. Oh and I’m gonna learn to do and hold a handstand!
For 2026: we’re gonna get hotter and get more tattoos. Oh and I’m gonna learn to do and hold a handstand!
Good morning Bluesky! Hope everyone ends the year feeling as snacky as I do.
Not to get sappy, but I’m very grateful for y’all on this site. Generally wholesome folks (with a healthy side of 😈). It’s nice to find a corner of the internet that doesn’t suck (you know what I mean)!
Not to get sappy, but I’m very grateful for y’all on this site. Generally wholesome folks (with a healthy side of 😈). It’s nice to find a corner of the internet that doesn’t suck (you know what I mean)!
December 31, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Good morning Bluesky! Hope everyone ends the year feeling as snacky as I do.
Not to get sappy, but I’m very grateful for y’all on this site. Generally wholesome folks (with a healthy side of 😈). It’s nice to find a corner of the internet that doesn’t suck (you know what I mean)!
Not to get sappy, but I’m very grateful for y’all on this site. Generally wholesome folks (with a healthy side of 😈). It’s nice to find a corner of the internet that doesn’t suck (you know what I mean)!
Saw this picture again this morning scrolling through my photo library and realized it's giving Bond villain. I'm not mad about it.
Final Monochrome Monday of the year to those who celebrate! Hope y’all feel as positive about yourselves as I did with this robe draped across my shoulders this morning.
#mcm #monochromemonday
#mcm #monochromemonday
December 30, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Saw this picture again this morning scrolling through my photo library and realized it's giving Bond villain. I'm not mad about it.
Idk, is this anything? Playing around with poses and lighting this morning.
December 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Idk, is this anything? Playing around with poses and lighting this morning.
Final Monochrome Monday of the year to those who celebrate! Hope y’all feel as positive about yourselves as I did with this robe draped across my shoulders this morning.
#mcm #monochromemonday
#mcm #monochromemonday
December 29, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Final Monochrome Monday of the year to those who celebrate! Hope y’all feel as positive about yourselves as I did with this robe draped across my shoulders this morning.
#mcm #monochromemonday
#mcm #monochromemonday
Sleepy Sunday. Hubby has to go back to work tomorrow, and I have more home improvement stuff coming (yay new bathroom vanity!).
Going to savor this Sunday without anything planned.
Going to savor this Sunday without anything planned.
December 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Sleepy Sunday. Hubby has to go back to work tomorrow, and I have more home improvement stuff coming (yay new bathroom vanity!).
Going to savor this Sunday without anything planned.
Going to savor this Sunday without anything planned.
Biceps thread, anyone?
December 28, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Biceps thread, anyone?
The face of a boy praying that this last coat covered this wall well enough that he doesn’t have to go buy more paint… used every last drop.
Also peep the new hair!
Also peep the new hair!
December 28, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The face of a boy praying that this last coat covered this wall well enough that he doesn’t have to go buy more paint… used every last drop.
Also peep the new hair!
Also peep the new hair!
Welcome to that liminal space between Christmas and New Years. Everyone’s goals for these days are rest and relaxation.
Oh - and for me, finishing painting my office and taking down the Christmas decorations.
Pictured: new robe and undies hubby got me for Christmas!
Oh - and for me, finishing painting my office and taking down the Christmas decorations.
Pictured: new robe and undies hubby got me for Christmas!
December 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Welcome to that liminal space between Christmas and New Years. Everyone’s goals for these days are rest and relaxation.
Oh - and for me, finishing painting my office and taking down the Christmas decorations.
Pictured: new robe and undies hubby got me for Christmas!
Oh - and for me, finishing painting my office and taking down the Christmas decorations.
Pictured: new robe and undies hubby got me for Christmas!
Ooooo my husband got me a new robe for Christmas. Expect even more robe content.
Also: 1k followers on. Christmas?!?! Y’all are too sweet.
Also: 1k followers on. Christmas?!?! Y’all are too sweet.
December 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Ooooo my husband got me a new robe for Christmas. Expect even more robe content.
Also: 1k followers on. Christmas?!?! Y’all are too sweet.
Also: 1k followers on. Christmas?!?! Y’all are too sweet.
Merry Christmas, boys! Hoe hoe hoe and all that 🎄🎅🎁
December 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Merry Christmas, boys! Hoe hoe hoe and all that 🎄🎅🎁
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they were queening tf out
December 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
they were queening tf out
Was really hoping to hit the arbitrary milestone of 1k followers before Christmas. But also everything’s made up and the points don’t matter.
But honestly, y’all have been great for my self image, and I appreciate this platform so much - even only like 3 months into posting thirsty shit here.
But honestly, y’all have been great for my self image, and I appreciate this platform so much - even only like 3 months into posting thirsty shit here.
a man in a suit and tie is giving a speech in front of a crowd ..
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is giving a speech in front of a crowd ..
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December 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Was really hoping to hit the arbitrary milestone of 1k followers before Christmas. But also everything’s made up and the points don’t matter.
But honestly, y’all have been great for my self image, and I appreciate this platform so much - even only like 3 months into posting thirsty shit here.
But honestly, y’all have been great for my self image, and I appreciate this platform so much - even only like 3 months into posting thirsty shit here.
Christmas Eve #humpday submission after my Hyrox training workout.
Here’s hoping a little cake makes y’all feel a little more festive 🎄🧑🎄⛄️
Here’s hoping a little cake makes y’all feel a little more festive 🎄🧑🎄⛄️
December 24, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Christmas Eve #humpday submission after my Hyrox training workout.
Here’s hoping a little cake makes y’all feel a little more festive 🎄🧑🎄⛄️
Here’s hoping a little cake makes y’all feel a little more festive 🎄🧑🎄⛄️
Merry Christmas Eve, y’all.
December 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Merry Christmas Eve, y’all.
AI can’t tell you where your booby veins are in these mock-ups, folks. Only a Christmas cookie-filled chest day pump can do that.
December 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
AI can’t tell you where your booby veins are in these mock-ups, folks. Only a Christmas cookie-filled chest day pump can do that.