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Hello,

It is almost 90 degrees in #Texas today.

In #November.

Everything is fine.

The world is fine.

We had a great third quarter and that offsets at least 10 degrees of climate change, right?

Anyway, I gotta go turn the air down, it's really hot in here.

#weather #climatechange #MeltingEarth
November 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I would like to place a #bet that this #Texas DPS officer had money on the #football game. Who is taking odds?

Sports betting was largely illegal for a long time for a reason.

We already have Senators, Soldiers, Athletes, & Cops in unrecoverable amounts of gambling debt, it'll get worse.

#Aggies
November 15, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
So that "unnamed project" I mentioned a few months back is still being tinkered with.

Our little 3 person team has a first playable build and we're now implementing the first abilities for rabbit so we can see if it's fun.

Character sheet by @arsullivanart.bsky.social

#indie #gamedev #art #oc
November 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
So @veritasium.bsky.social has a #YouTube video on Misplaced Confidence today. I was watching it and they asked people on the street "Are there more Trees on Earth or Stars in the Milky Way?"

I decided to ask #ChatGPT please note the confidence of the "Short Answer" vs the actual Final Answer.

#AI
November 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Jon Stewart "Can't F**king Believe" Democrats Caved on the Shutdown

youtu.be/eFI6MwlLJ08
Jon Stewart "Can't F**king Believe" Democrats Caved on the Shutdown | The Daily Show
YouTube video by The Daily Show
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Dr. Oz wants each American to lose 400 pounds for the midterm swimsuit competition
November 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Fiction Writer: One who sends their imaginary friends on imaginary adventures and then wants to tell you about it.

#writing #booksky #authors #fiction
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The spelling of "rhythm" is ludicrous and no one ever talks about it.
November 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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webmd my reflection in the mirror is gone
October 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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hide thoughts from betazoids
November 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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And today, the editing begins 😬 Wish me luck!

💙📚 #writingcommuinty
November 7, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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can big dick energy be converted into matter
November 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
This is still what I think every time I feel embarrassment.

#futurama

youtu.be/Hiv4uUMhuSA?...
Futurama - I'm so embarrassed, I wish everybody else was dead
YouTube video by Dont You Worry About Quotes
youtu.be
November 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
#TIL in 2005 a leaked #Citibank report said the "Average Consumer" would cease to exist. Leaving only the wealthy & people with no disposable income.

It recommended an immediate pivot to serving the rich.

They did express fear that political movements & labor unions might disrupt this plan.

#vote
November 4, 2025 at 5:12 PM
The best part about turning 45 during the rise of fascism is that the realization of my own mortality is happening at the same time!

This mid-life crisis is getting intense.
November 3, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Google's #GeminiAI accidentally spilled some tea to me today for no apparent reason.

It had referenced something from a previous chat and then allowed that to influence its feedback on the file I was working on.

I ask it not to do that and got this little interaction.

#Google #Gemini #AI #ChatGPT
October 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
YouTube: He loves bananas! Find banana videos!

Me: No man, I watched one video from @hankgreen.bsky.social and a video about banana wars that was recommended. That's it, I'm done now.

YouTube: DID YOU SEE THIS VIDEO FROM EIGHT YEARS AGO ABOUT #BANANAS?!

Me: Please...

YouTube: POTASSIUM VIDEOS?
October 26, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Hello,

The New Space Jellyfish are not friendly.

That is all.

#NMS
October 23, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Now see, that's why you should be nice!

#cats #kitten #dogs #puppy
October 22, 2025 at 9:43 AM