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snub-nosed monk
@smelting.bsky.social
· Jan 31
please don't follow me
someone should write an article about "millennials" that isn't mind numbingly stupid
November 14, 2025 at 1:59 PM
someone should write an article about "millennials" that isn't mind numbingly stupid
i dunno about a can of corn scented candle
November 14, 2025 at 4:53 AM
i dunno about a can of corn scented candle
giving up on human love, replacing it with love of sport
November 14, 2025 at 4:49 AM
giving up on human love, replacing it with love of sport
ugh i love climbing
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 AM
ugh i love climbing
i think about this constantly. what a funny thing to say
as a brilliant man at the climbing gym once said: if you're not cheating, you're not trying
November 14, 2025 at 12:21 AM
i think about this constantly. what a funny thing to say
my foot is sore today from trying to punt the ball into the basket lmao
i think there's truly nothing more fun than fucking around at sports. we spent like half the time just trying to make trick shots
November 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
my foot is sore today from trying to punt the ball into the basket lmao
placing the cat on me to feel warm again
November 13, 2025 at 10:55 PM
placing the cat on me to feel warm again
work days should be shorter in the winter
November 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
work days should be shorter in the winter
what's with people who go to the gym straight after work aren't you hungry
November 13, 2025 at 8:27 PM
what's with people who go to the gym straight after work aren't you hungry
overheard someone say they didn't know what to do with themselves over furlough... other people are such a mystery
November 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM
overheard someone say they didn't know what to do with themselves over furlough... other people are such a mystery
i don't remember anything that i was working on
November 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
i don't remember anything that i was working on
my assessment, which absolutely no one asked for, is that garden state (2004) has aged poorly
November 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
my assessment, which absolutely no one asked for, is that garden state (2004) has aged poorly
accidentally making a comically large quantity of borscht
November 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
accidentally making a comically large quantity of borscht
not the mobile lounges!! i might be the only person on the planet who loves these stupid things
A Trump nominee to the advisory board overseeing Dulles International Airport plans to push for an end to its signature “people movers,” saying the shuttles that drew headlines this week for a crash that hospitalized 18 people are outdated and dangerous.
Trump airport nominee wants to eliminate Dulles ‘people movers’
The unique shuttles, which have been in operation since 1962, have been blamed for delays and accidents. A White House official Tuesday called them “notorious.”
www.washingtonpost.com
November 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
not the mobile lounges!! i might be the only person on the planet who loves these stupid things
dropped my phone on my toe. it horts
November 12, 2025 at 6:57 PM
dropped my phone on my toe. it horts
i don't like that it's being normalized that everyone just casually uses chatgpt all the time. don't you have to have an account??? i'm not embarrassed by my "chatgpt history" because ive never used it???
November 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
i don't like that it's being normalized that everyone just casually uses chatgpt all the time. don't you have to have an account??? i'm not embarrassed by my "chatgpt history" because ive never used it???
still can't believe when espresso drinks are over $5 even though they pretty much all are now
November 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
still can't believe when espresso drinks are over $5 even though they pretty much all are now
honestly i think i like a day of errands
November 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
honestly i think i like a day of errands
last day of freedom... going to play basketball
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
last day of freedom... going to play basketball
i did learn there's a type of guy in mexico city who pops up in bars offering to shock you (electrically) for a small fee
November 12, 2025 at 3:42 AM
i did learn there's a type of guy in mexico city who pops up in bars offering to shock you (electrically) for a small fee
doing an abysmal job socializing with new people lately, being an absolute freak about it
November 12, 2025 at 3:00 AM
doing an abysmal job socializing with new people lately, being an absolute freak about it
everyone loves to be running late
November 11, 2025 at 11:43 PM
everyone loves to be running late
talking heads are so good
November 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
talking heads are so good