Acting Interim First Assistant U.S. Attorney Smart A. Shat, Esq.
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“It’s much easier to cheat when no one is looking.”
— Marc Kennedy, Canadian Cheater
— Marc Kennedy, Canadian Cheater
‘The whole spirit of curling is dead’: meltdown on the ice as ruckus rumbles on
The row between Sweden and Canada over an accusation of a double-touch continues to cast a shadow over the Winter Olympics
www.theguardian.com
February 18, 2026 at 12:28 AM
“It’s much easier to cheat when no one is looking.”
— Marc Kennedy, Canadian Cheater
— Marc Kennedy, Canadian Cheater
Riker Googling
are andorians from andor or andorra
are andorians from andor or andorra
February 17, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Riker Googling
are andorians from andor or andorra
are andorians from andor or andorra
The entire country is turning into Onion headlines.
WD and Seagate confirm: Hard drives for 2026 sold out
WD and Seagate confirm: Hard drives for 2026 sold out
Hyperscalers are tearing hard drives out of the hands of manufacturers. Prices are therefore also rising for SSDs.
www.heise.de
February 17, 2026 at 9:54 PM
The entire country is turning into Onion headlines.
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FUCK! I'm still writing Year of the Snake on my checks.
October 18, 2025 at 12:57 AM
FUCK! I'm still writing Year of the Snake on my checks.
Guess who’s about to be declared “New America”
February 17, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Guess who’s about to be declared “New America”
I was worried she’d get banned, but then I realized that anyone with the ability and temerity to explain it to him has already been banished to the salt mines… er, Tesla sweatshops.
February 17, 2026 at 3:06 AM
I was worried she’d get banned, but then I realized that anyone with the ability and temerity to explain it to him has already been banished to the salt mines… er, Tesla sweatshops.
T*ump can improve his chances of attaching his name to this holiday with one weird trick.
perhaps today is a good day to die is written above a man
ALT: perhaps today is a good day to die is written above a man
media.tenor.com
February 16, 2026 at 3:05 PM
T*ump can improve his chances of attaching his name to this holiday with one weird trick.
Men will literally be bombarded with an intrinsic field generator instead of going to therapy.
February 16, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Men will literally be bombarded with an intrinsic field generator instead of going to therapy.
if you see this post a duck 🦆
February 15, 2026 at 11:50 PM
if you see this post a duck 🦆
February 15, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Questions Linger On Cheating By Canadian Curling Teams; Officials Spotted Wearing Beaver Pelts, Chugging Maple Syrup
February 15, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Questions Linger On Cheating By Canadian Curling Teams; Officials Spotted Wearing Beaver Pelts, Chugging Maple Syrup
Canada is the MAGA of curling. They accuse the other side of their crimes, deny evidence that everyone can see, and hurl angry expletives at any accusers.
More conflict in curling as Canadian women are accused of the same violation as men
Canada’s women’s curling team at the Milan Cortina Olympics has been accused of the same violation that prompted an expletive-laden outburst from a Canadian men’s curler a day earlier.
apnews.com
February 15, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Canada is the MAGA of curling. They accuse the other side of their crimes, deny evidence that everyone can see, and hurl angry expletives at any accusers.
It’s a big day of multitasking: Watching the Olympics on Peacock and fighting Peacock to watch the Olympics.
February 15, 2026 at 5:02 PM
It’s a big day of multitasking: Watching the Olympics on Peacock and fighting Peacock to watch the Olympics.
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Happy VD!
February 14, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Happy VD!
MAGA Olympic Slalom Skier Refuses to Acknowledge Blue Gates
February 15, 2026 at 2:37 AM
MAGA Olympic Slalom Skier Refuses to Acknowledge Blue Gates
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Happy VD!
February 14, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Happy VD!
Reposted by Acting Interim First Assistant U.S. Attorney Smart A. Shat, Esq.
Happy VD!
February 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Happy VD!
Reposted by Acting Interim First Assistant U.S. Attorney Smart A. Shat, Esq.
Happy VD!
February 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Happy VD!
You spelled Axis wrong.
February 14, 2026 at 7:51 PM
You spelled Axis wrong.
“Hey! This isn’t weed. It’s just a bag of forest green shag carpet!”
Liz Bruening: “god whatever”
Liz Bruening: “god whatever”
seems a good day to remind everyone how much liz bruenig cares about being accurate
February 14, 2026 at 7:11 PM
“Hey! This isn’t weed. It’s just a bag of forest green shag carpet!”
Liz Bruening: “god whatever”
Liz Bruening: “god whatever”
I predict China will not put up with Canada’s cheatin’ ways.
February 14, 2026 at 6:42 PM
I predict China will not put up with Canada’s cheatin’ ways.
Stephen Miller is taking advantage of the Homeland Security shutdown to rename it Fourth Reich Security.
February 14, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Stephen Miller is taking advantage of the Homeland Security shutdown to rename it Fourth Reich Security.
I’ve had jobs a lot like curling. One guy lets something fly and then screams at everyone else to fix what he did.
February 14, 2026 at 2:59 PM
I’ve had jobs a lot like curling. One guy lets something fly and then screams at everyone else to fix what he did.
The Swiss curling team should chat in German around the Canadians and constantly mention “cheat” and “cheaters.”
February 14, 2026 at 2:57 PM
The Swiss curling team should chat in German around the Canadians and constantly mention “cheat” and “cheaters.”
This video clearly shows Marc Kennedy nudging the granite after the line is crossed. It absolutely is egregious, blatant cheating.
I started watching because of the scandal and I saw Brett Goofus touch the granite on Canada’s third throw. It’s a shameful strategy by the whole team.
I started watching because of the scandal and I saw Brett Goofus touch the granite on Canada’s third throw. It’s a shameful strategy by the whole team.
February 14, 2026 at 6:54 AM
This video clearly shows Marc Kennedy nudging the granite after the line is crossed. It absolutely is egregious, blatant cheating.
I started watching because of the scandal and I saw Brett Goofus touch the granite on Canada’s third throw. It’s a shameful strategy by the whole team.
I started watching because of the scandal and I saw Brett Goofus touch the granite on Canada’s third throw. It’s a shameful strategy by the whole team.