max
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wrapped in chains, howling in the basement as my crying wife presses her body against the door to prevent me from leaving the house to buy another shacket
September 4, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Morrissey just proves my theory that all people have only a finite amount of coolness they can expend before turning into a racist boor. This is why I refuse to risk being cool at all, in even tiny amounts
September 4, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it’s another brilliant performance by Daniel Day-Lewis
February 15, 2025 at 5:38 AM
If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it’s another brilliant performance by Daniel Day-Lewis
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Now more than ever 🏳️⚧️
January 20, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Now more than ever 🏳️⚧️
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The real secret to the "Mediterranean diet" is eating equal qualities of pasta and antipasto so that they annihilate one another
November 21, 2024 at 1:42 PM
The real secret to the "Mediterranean diet" is eating equal qualities of pasta and antipasto so that they annihilate one another