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pulling up to the function and making a social blunder so bad that everyone looks at me like this
i hate seeing people being like "i love thick people, i love chubby people" and then they see someone with any sort of fat around their midsection and they start throwing up and crying. grow the fuck up fat doesn't just accumulate on your ass and tiddies
November 24, 2025 at 4:34 AM
i hate seeing people being like "i love thick people, i love chubby people" and then they see someone with any sort of fat around their midsection and they start throwing up and crying. grow the fuck up fat doesn't just accumulate on your ass and tiddies
just got into dispatch and unfortunately for everyone i do need that white man (specifically robert although i would also take phenomaman, waterboy, punch-up, or sonar)
November 21, 2025 at 7:53 AM
just got into dispatch and unfortunately for everyone i do need that white man (specifically robert although i would also take phenomaman, waterboy, punch-up, or sonar)
i'm like sisyphus if instead of rolling a boulder up a hill every day he had headphones that needed to charge for a full hour and a half every few days or so
November 19, 2025 at 7:40 AM
i'm like sisyphus if instead of rolling a boulder up a hill every day he had headphones that needed to charge for a full hour and a half every few days or so
grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother? i make ha-has on the internet for zero likes
November 16, 2025 at 10:39 AM
grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother? i make ha-has on the internet for zero likes
offsetting my lack of a soul (being blonde) by being the only one in my immediate family with non-blue eyes (hazel) so i appear slightly more warm and inviting
November 14, 2025 at 4:38 AM
offsetting my lack of a soul (being blonde) by being the only one in my immediate family with non-blue eyes (hazel) so i appear slightly more warm and inviting
friendly reminder that i love queer people!!!! i love queer people so much!!!!!!!! and you should too!!!!!!
November 11, 2025 at 3:29 AM
friendly reminder that i love queer people!!!! i love queer people so much!!!!!!!! and you should too!!!!!!
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“Buzz off”, “take a hike”, and “get real” all come from the same place spiritually
November 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
“Buzz off”, “take a hike”, and “get real” all come from the same place spiritually
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repost with better colors
August 6, 2025 at 9:49 PM
repost with better colors
the sword of damocles hangs over my head, falls, and i grab it and catch it perfectly in between my hands
November 7, 2025 at 12:31 AM
the sword of damocles hangs over my head, falls, and i grab it and catch it perfectly in between my hands
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Ok guys back to communism. Libbing out was fun but let’s stay focused
November 5, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Ok guys back to communism. Libbing out was fun but let’s stay focused
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I want transgender for everybody
November 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I want transgender for everybody
honestly i'm so glad for the results of the elections in the US. obviously democrats are, writ-large, not protective of people like me either but this is very much a step in the right direction. for the first time in a while i feel genuine hope for the future of my country's politicians
November 5, 2025 at 5:49 AM
honestly i'm so glad for the results of the elections in the US. obviously democrats are, writ-large, not protective of people like me either but this is very much a step in the right direction. for the first time in a while i feel genuine hope for the future of my country's politicians
just spilled a fuck ton of water all over myself ama
November 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
just spilled a fuck ton of water all over myself ama
i love the internet except for when i hate the internet, which is always
November 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
i love the internet except for when i hate the internet, which is always
unfortunately i have been rotating two ocs around in my head that would make a killing on booktok. imagine a popular girl who bullies the new guy for being pathetic and antisocial and claims she'd only respect him if he finally stood up for himself and killed her boyfriend or smth. and then he does
October 30, 2025 at 11:10 PM
unfortunately i have been rotating two ocs around in my head that would make a killing on booktok. imagine a popular girl who bullies the new guy for being pathetic and antisocial and claims she'd only respect him if he finally stood up for himself and killed her boyfriend or smth. and then he does
getting the wordle wrong and immediately walking behind the shed to be killed like lassie
October 28, 2025 at 4:08 PM
getting the wordle wrong and immediately walking behind the shed to be killed like lassie
everything sucks everything sucks everything sucks everything sucks everything sucks everything sucks everything sucks everything sucks everything sucks everything sucks everything sucks everything sucks everything sucks everything sucks everything sucks everything sucks everything sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
everything sucks everything sucks everything sucks everything sucks everything sucks everything sucks everything sucks everything sucks everything sucks everything sucks everything sucks everything sucks everything sucks everything sucks everything sucks everything sucks everything sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!
guess who's SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
October 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
guess who's SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
super danganronpa 2x2 is gonna fuck but i'm going to be completely despondent once i find out fuyuhiko dies in this one. and keep in mind i'm fully aware that this isn't an "if he dies" scenario. i know his tiny ass isn't gonna make it out of this one and yet i hope regardless
October 20, 2025 at 6:20 AM
super danganronpa 2x2 is gonna fuck but i'm going to be completely despondent once i find out fuyuhiko dies in this one. and keep in mind i'm fully aware that this isn't an "if he dies" scenario. i know his tiny ass isn't gonna make it out of this one and yet i hope regardless
limp bizkit's "break stuff" is "all about the 'he said, she said' bullshit". years later, ashley tisdale's hit song "he said, she said" refutes this and claims "we don't need none of that 'he said, she said'." in this essay i will
October 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
limp bizkit's "break stuff" is "all about the 'he said, she said' bullshit". years later, ashley tisdale's hit song "he said, she said" refutes this and claims "we don't need none of that 'he said, she said'." in this essay i will
pulling up to the function and making a social blunder so bad that everyone looks at me like this
October 17, 2025 at 7:20 AM
pulling up to the function and making a social blunder so bad that everyone looks at me like this
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you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
October 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
wearing this like a badge of honor
October 16, 2025 at 3:31 AM
wearing this like a badge of honor
if you're gonna collect a bunch of songs together and claim to be a master songwriter and that they all work together then maybe have them all share a theme right? like the ones i'm thinking about do share a theme mostly but not the one the person used to name the album. so maybe don't name it that
October 15, 2025 at 4:20 AM
if you're gonna collect a bunch of songs together and claim to be a master songwriter and that they all work together then maybe have them all share a theme right? like the ones i'm thinking about do share a theme mostly but not the one the person used to name the album. so maybe don't name it that